Ask ten cold jokes

The first one is only long.

The second one is just spherical.

The third one is actually triangular.

Asked, it replied: I pinched it with my hand.

2. The child asked his mother, "How to make sentences with ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! Is this child B from the C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF is not wearing, and little GG is still exposed!

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Boss, our company has it.

Male employee: Boss, our company has GA Y.

Boss: Ah! who is it?

Man: Give me a hug and I'll tell you.

5. The Da Vinci code has the Da Vinci account number on it.

Do you know what's under the da Vinci code?

This is Leonardo da Vinci's verification code

You got it?

Can you stand on your head?

7. A: I never say it twice.

B: What?

A: I never say it twice.

8. The white rabbit met the wolf.

The white rabbit said, the wolf, the wolf, you asked me if I was a white rabbit.

Ask! Ask! ! ! !

The wolf said, are you a white rabbit?

The little white rabbit is very happy. Yes, yes, I am! ! !

then

The white rabbit said to the wolf, Wolf, you asked me if I was a giraffe.

Ask! Ask! ! ! !

The wolf is helpless. All right. . . that . . Are you a giraffe?

The rabbit slapped him on the back of the head, you idiot!

I told you I was a white rabbit! ! !

Once upon a time, Apple and Pear were good friends. Later, Apple moved, so they met each other for ten years and returned to this place to get together.

As a result, ten years later, apples returned to this place, but after a long time, pears still did not appear, apples and so on.

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It turned into plasma.

10, playing cs, I saw a glasses thief walking straight ahead with "5 1", and there was a line below-

"History when yuan, come with me! ! ! "