Who has the funniest joke?

1, two drunks are driving a car. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. " B: "What? Aren't you driving? "

Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

A man sells popsicles in the market for the first time, and he is embarrassed to sell them. Next to him, a man was shouting "Popsicle seller" one after another, so he had to shout "Me too" one after another.

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"

5. Foreigners who have learned some Mandarin. Say hello to the secretary in the morning. "How are you?" The young lady stared at him. He paused and immediately said to her, "Hello, Mom!" " "

6. Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police! !

7. A customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop and pointed to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him, saying, "I was standing on the street corner yawning, and two people put letters in my mouth!"

8. A farmer's daughter was so ugly that he had to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back.

9. China, Americans and Jews were drinking together, and three flies flew into their drinks. Americans drank an important drink, but China ignored it and drank it. The Jews grabbed the fly and shouted, spit it out! Spit out your drink!

10, I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."