Funny and dirty allegorical sayings

Heifer sits on the high-voltage line against the wind-cow B pulls, lightning flashes and thunder thunders. This is a funny and dirty two-part allegorical saying that I recommend to you. Let's have a look.

1. Unplug without dripping-die hard Rowen!

2. The zebra's head-the head is the road!

3. The announcer came on stage-flirting

4. Drink water through your nostrils-that's enough!

5. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger!

6. "Guard" on the wall-master (guard)

7. Singing leg cramps-I can't get off the stage!

8. Maternal women enter the delivery room-it is necessary to promote (health)!

9. powder in the coffin-save face!

10. Silkworm baby's mouth-export into poetry (silk)!

1 1. Cicada is not called cicada-cicada!

12. Tears of singing opera-touching.

13. Eat walnuts-be sure to smash them!

14. Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant

15. The toad in Guangzhou-difficult (toad)!

16. Protect your eyesight-Be careful!

17. The firecracker shop is on fire-celebrate yourself!

18. Holding the child to push the mill adds no effort.

19. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death!

20. The sun is installed in the cabin-one a day.

2 1. Notice posted on the roof-God knows!

22. dirty. His mother cried very dirty-how dirty!

23. Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there are no mosquitoes!

24. triangle cemetery-immoral

25. Women have children-a dirty lie.

26. Stealing parents' TT- pretending to be a grandson.

27. Piss on the flagpole charging (punching) stick.

28. Guo Nan is lying on the telephone pole (shop).

29. Drive * * * through the flaming mountain-push it to the dead.

30. Apply lipstick-apply lips (pure)

3 1. Brother Chun went to the cat's paw-chrysanthemums were everywhere.

32. Did you all go to the toilet? -Who believes it?

33. The old fat pig was slaughtered-stabbed goods.

34. The heifer sat in the steamer and bragged.

35. The old lady kicks the shuttlecock-cover the middle cover.

36. Primitive people used sanitary napkins-eating hair and drinking blood.

37. I am in a hurry to ask the queen mother to be my elder sister-in-law-to be a fairy.

38. Zhou Yu got married without a bed-Tianqiao (Joe)

39. The separation of the two places-we can't reach it.

40. A group of eunuchs meet-nonsense (J)

4 1. A group of illiterate people play dance company-smell the chickens dancing.

42. Brother Chun drinks Maotai-the drunkest (most) man.

43. Koreans quarrel with Japanese-beating dogs with sticks.

44. One ear is big and the other is small-pigs and dogs.

45. The heifer sits on the high-voltage line against the wind-* * accompanied by lightning.

46. Fart and hit a pit-building a kiln (rumor)

47. Brother Chun knocks at the door-Chun is at home.

48. The dung beetle is at the tip of the whip-he only knows that he is walking in the clouds, but he doesn't know that he is going to die.

49. Tang Priest's Grey Machine-Learning from the Scriptures (Fine)

50. Liu Qian's Spring Festival Evening-Revealing the stuffing

5 1. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

Hanging skin in the classroom is not like painting.

53. Fart under the covers.

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