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2. I don't even have you for a second, but I feel that I have lost you 10,000 times.
3. I miss you so much that you later find yourself ridiculous and pathetic.
4, people who have liked before, have objects, and it is inevitable that there will be sadness.
Happy birthday, that man. I clearly remember your every day.
6, how ridiculous I am, I have to laugh when I am stabbed.
7. I always think a lot when I am quiet, and then I feel uncomfortable for a long time.
8. When a song is in line with the status quo, I will make it a single cycle.
9. The saddest thing is not shouting, but that I can't breathe with pain, my hands are shaking, and I have to endure tears.
10, how helpless I am, but I can't accept lonely love.
1 1, gradually let you fade out of life and live alone.
12 and June 1 are my birthdays. Who will remember? Birthdays that I have never seen are not important to me. My heart is cold!
13, give up all favor and wait for your uncertain future.
14 When disappointment turns into despair, everything doesn't matter.
15. Your name is tattooed on your heart. How can you say I don't love you?
16, please don't appear again before I forget you.
17, we all looked forward to it for ten years, but we never cherished it.
18, I can't stop thinking about you like waves of unscrupulous tides.
19, God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.
I dare not guess where I am in your heart.
2 1, I didn't know my mistake until I broke my head.
22. People are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.
23. A joke that hurts is never a joke.
24. The reason for being sad is often because you can't convince yourself.
25. Women are also women and need to be coaxed.
26. Always write the name of the person you like on the desk and then secretly erase it.
27. What is the optimistic score to qualify?
28. When I care about the impatience of others, I will begin to feel narcissistic.
29, now I don't deserve to shout tired, because I have nothing.
30. If one day you dress up as someone else's groom, I will keep my mouth shut about what happened before.
3 1. What is exciting is that the male god I secretly love has always regarded me as his goddess.
32. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak!
33. I don't want to be a stumbling block to you. I always try to get used to loneliness.
34. If you don't believe me, it's no use explaining it 10,000 times.
35. All who should come and all who should go. Don't resist, don't stay, don't be greedy, don't give up, don't worry.
36. Thin people want to lose weight, but Xueba thinks their grades are not good enough. Local tyrants are crying and looking at a hypocritical society.
37. How many good friends have been with you for a long time? I stay away from you and look at you alone, which is enough.
Fish can't close their eyes without eyelids. When they are afraid, they can only watch helplessly.
39. If you really care about me, please be considerate of my heart that always suffers from gain and loss.
40. We just played down a relationship. You choose a new lover, I choose the time.
4 1. After two people broke up, one pretended to be happy and the other was really sad.
42. The world has given us too many cheap tears and an unreal sense of drama.
43. It turns out that my heart hurts too, and it is so clear and thorough.
I am strong and never show my humble side to others.
45. Have you seen my wound? Have you seen it? Did you ignore it? Have you ever cared? Will I leave you?
46. I hope I am someone you can't let go, stay or forget.
47. Give me the courage to believe again and embrace your lies.
48. I thought I could forget, but the more I want to forget, I always think of it unconsciously.
49. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.
50. I am not a princess, I am a crying fish.
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1. In the world, there is really a person who cares about you silently, loves you, but never comes near you again.
2. Don't promise when you are happy, don't answer when you are sad, and don't make a decision when you are angry. Look before you leap.
As time goes by, I find that I have lost the torrent of youth.
The blue handwriting on the paper describes my expired feelings for you.
5. Sometimes it's not distrust, but caring more than others and being more afraid of losing.
6. If you really love each other, you really can't be friends after breaking up. Because you will be sad to see each other happy.
7. Bury the settled love slowly, and one day you will not see its sadness.
8. It was only after we lost it that we found out that we were not from the same world.
Please allow me to be a little proud, because I have you to rely on.
10, the diamond ring on the tail finger began to break, just like my love for you.
1 1. The so-called love can only allow two people. Not one less, not one more.
12, there is a house called Golden House, where Emperor Wu and Chen Ajiao lived, but Wei Zifu ruined the beautiful scenery.
13, Yan Qing, my lover, take good care of the person I love.
14, I forgot to stay, I forgot to cry, I forgot to be fragile, you can't understand that I can't sleep all night, and your dreams are all about you.
15, now I know that even the memories are so unbearable, after all, it hurts too much.
16, if one day I give up on you, please don't doubt whether I am in love with another person, because I find that you don't cherish me.
17, get used to anyone's hot and cold, get used to anyone's drifting away.
18, it's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?
19, when a person has the idea of leaving, he is doomed not to return to his original position.
20. I thought I loved your persistence, but I was in your eyes.
2 1, our pain comes from love, but our happiness also comes from love.
22. You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
23. The past will pass. Our pain, our sadness, our guilt.
24, don't look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.
25, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
26. If you don't want me, please leave me and stay, just keep making me sad.
27. I just like the feeling of being liked by you, not liking you.
28, always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.
29. Since we can't go back to the past, we should think about our future.
30. The person in the workplace should be a lentil. No matter how anyone steps on it, the result is still the same and plain.
3 1. You know, my tears are all for you until I cry.
You can't see my sadness anymore, because what I hide is so indifferent.
33. I can't see the direction of the road clearly, and I don't know how to capture some time I want to cherish.
34. I just think, I miss you, not much, just miss you.
Nowadays, don't expect too much from your boyfriend, just pray that he is a man.
Not all efforts will succeed, but if you don't work hard, you won't succeed.
37. I have heard too many reasons for being apart, but few people talk about the reasons for being together.
If I say this song is very nice, please listen to the lyrics carefully, because that's what I want you to understand.
39. The pain of that year turned out to be the blessing of today. Fortunately, you don't love me, but you are put aside.
40. I finally learned to call my name in your tone.
4 1, we are too young to know how to love and be loved. All I know is that our hearts are hurt.
42. We stayed in the original place of time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.
You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are away.
44. If you didn't really love each other, who will remember after breaking up?
45. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.
46. At the beginning, you said you loved me and protected me. Now you say you love me and you push me away?
47. Are you handsome? Who knows? Maybe you can say that I am a heartless woman. Anyway, I am so heartless.
48. We are fools of love, but love treats us like fools.
49. Having a desire for a person is called liking, and suppressing the desire for a person is called love.
50. Love is that others will stay with you after seeing your shortcomings.
5 1, received some text messages, or had dinner together, indicating that there are still friends who want us.
52. From now on, let's walk together with delicate thoughts, which we have together.
Don't hold on to the past too tightly, because then you won't have time to embrace the present.
54. We * * * had experience in test tubes, but we missed you in the shortest time.
55. No one in the world can leave you. In the end, the only person who can be good to himself is himself.
56. In the sunshine, I will take you to see the blue sky that belongs to us.
57. Time can forget everything and deepen some memories. Some people say they will forget, but they can't. Some feelings, after walking around, will still return to the original point.
58. Everyone's story begins and ends in other people's tears.
59. Often a person becomes speechless and feels everything in front of him, but he doesn't know what he is waiting for.
60. There are many things I don't know how to say. Forgive me for my clumsiness and my failure to tell you the happiness you want.
6 1. If I have to lie, I will say: I don't love you. If I have to make a wish, I want to say: make you happy. If you want me to make a promise; Love you forever!
62. Hugs are really beautiful. Although two hearts are close together, they can't see each other's faces.
63. Plant a little sun of your own, and it will be full of strength when you are sad.
64. I loved that girl for four years. She asked me to help her chase my friend. I nodded with a smile.
65. Happiness is the only perfection of love, and tears are the beautiful encounter of wrong love.
66. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.
67. You have enchanted my body and mind. From today on, I don't want to be apart from you.
68. When one doesn't love anyone. He will fall in love with anyone around him.
No matter whether the lights outside are how bright, the ones at home are the warmest.
70. Only I know that this feeling of happiness is so beautiful that it is worth paying everything.
7 1. If it is wrong to love you, I would rather repeat the same mistake, choose what you love and then love what you choose.
72. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.
73, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.
74. The so-called love is just a feeling. Different people have different experiences and pursue different feelings.
75. Love is a game that I am tired of playing. Loneliness is what I am used to.
76. Now we have invented drugs to restore memory, but can we have drugs to make people forget?
77. The edge is ice. I held the ice in my arms, and it melted, only to find that the edge was gone.
78. Don't do anything that makes me uncomfortable just because I like you. If one day, I don't care, then we are really finished.
79. Some people appear in your life, making you realize that there is such a wonderful work in this world.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.
8 1, stumbling through this road of love, we only see desolation.
82. No matter how tired, bitter and painful it is, it's only because you like me.
83. I will study hard and be admitted to a school with you. Wait for me in a year.
84. The more optimistic people are, the easier it is to hide their worries.
85. When the sun hasn't climbed the fence covered with vines, the red roses that can't wait have covered your windowsill. Happy Valentine's Day! !
86. Now a flock of sheep are grazing on the grass, and a car is coming. Only one sheep is grazing quietly without looking at the car. This sheep looks particularly lonely.
87. Everything is so lonely without you tonight. There is a state of mind that belongs to you, and that is loneliness. There is a kind of loss that accompanies me, and it is also loneliness.
88. The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.
89. I hated men who were bad to women at first, and then my attitude became worse and worse. If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend at the beginning. If you are incapable, don't take the job.
90. I want to cry, but tears are persistent; If you want to laugh, you can't laugh even if you pull the radian of your mouth to the maximum.
9 1, sometimes, love needs to meet the right person at the right time and place, and it has a relative beginning. Being with the opposite person will be the greatest happiness in my life.
92. Nobody understands my world. No one can step into my little world.
93. The wood said to the fire: Hold me! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried and the tears went out by themselves. When wood falls in love with fire, it is doomed to be burned.
94. Silver and gold are not my cup of tea. I only admire you, dear. As long as I am alive, I swear to promise you all my love, reputation and loyalty.
95. It turns out that after the death of a lover, the living continue to love by memories, so don't think that dying for the person you love is love. If you really love, live for the person you love and live to a very old age.
96. A hard city has no soft love life. Not Lin Daiyu, nor will she be sentimental because of sadness. All kinds of people don't see through the mirror, but I mean, a thousand years in the world is like my moment.
97. Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, flash a little spark of hope for you to see, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.
I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.
99, a glass of good wine, only two people taste the most delicious! In a relationship, only two people know each other best! A confidant, only two people are most connected! Lifelong friendship, only two people cherish the hardest to find!
100, never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.
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1, a hundred gold buys a horse, and a thousand gold buys a beauty; Where can I buy youth if I buy a senior official?
Thank you for pushing me down from the clouds so that I can see the whole sky clearly.
As long as you work hard, you won't regret anything, anything is possible.
4. Change the world with your smile. Don't let the world change your smile.
Your expression when you say goodbye is the same as my expression when I can't shit.
6. Let the Terracotta Warriors witness your sincerity and let the Great Wall move together.
7. I am a humble woman, always living with self-righteous arrogance, even if I can't learn.
8. In the present era, a calm mind is the real luxury.
9. If you move your heart, you will die a fair death in come to a bad end.
10, look up and smile anyway.
1 1, study hard for China, a pack of China is a lot of money.
12, dad is the one who scolds you and pays you if you want money.
13, we can't choose our origins, but our future depends on ourselves.
14, love is two injured people snuggling up to each other to heal.
15, if I had never seen the sun, I wouldn't be so afraid of the dark.
16, do you always like to play with fire or burn yourself?
17, so many people, I can only regard you as my only idiot.
18, some things are doomed to expire, and so is love.
19, obsessed with life, prosperous life. Grind into powder
20. Can you put your dreams in the refrigerator and take them out when you grow up?
2 1. The memory of rosemary has faded. Who is chasing the happiness of four-leaf clover?
22, small black suit, swaying long skirt. Go to the promised land
23, look up, the sun is still dazzling.
24. This society is simple, but people are too complicated.
25. Your name will never appear again, because someone has replaced you as my world.
26. I will live better without you, and I will meet better if I miss you.
27, isn't it, lovesickness is not the first?
28, stumbling love, stumbling life.
29. With the same wings, whoever wants to go has a long way to go, and it is nothing to die.
30. Time took away our wounds, but left a scar forever.
3 1, we are still young and can't guess the ending of the story.
32. See what is in front of you, pay attention to what is behind you, and live every day well.
We know each other, but we don't love each other.
34. Time is the sand in your hand for you to grasp.
35. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of betrayal.
36. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and those who have no money will go home to grow potatoes.
37. In addition to being fickle, women like to be duplicitous.
38. Please don't start without preparation, and please don't promise without ability.
39. I thought I was more mature, but now I look back on what happened a few months ago and feel naive.
40. If love is painful, it is not called love; If love is humble, it is no longer love.
4 1, like means less than lovers, purer than lovers, more fragrant than friendship,
42. When fickle red lips always touch you and me.
I don't understand why women kill each other for men.
44. How hard a fist is in this world is not determined by your fist.
45. I'd rather comfort myself. Only when you have regrets can you be beautiful, and only when you have enough regrets can you remember.
46. Don't say goodbye, just say goodbye.
47. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere.
48. Don't talk about eternity because of loneliness, and don't talk about eternity because of loneliness.
49. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: annoyance, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.
50, can't afford to sing sad love songs, can't afford to fall in love with my deepest person.
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There is a kind of luck called holding your hand, a kind of happiness called growing old with your son, a kind of beauty called companionship, a kind of touch called never giving up, and a kind of tacit understanding called soul mate. There is also a blessing called sincerity: happy wedding, willing to unite forever and never give up for a hundred years!
Hello everyone! Flowers bloom in May. The charming early summer is a beautiful and romantic season. On this happy, peaceful and unforgettable day, xx, xxxx AD, it also means that a pair of lovers finally matured the golden apple of their love through sincere love, careful cultivation and careful care. On this festive occasion, first of all, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to all the guests on behalf of the two newcomers! I am honored to officiate at today's wedding ceremony for my friends, Mr. and Ms. * * *, and witness this wonderful moment with my friends.
Lovers, jack shall have Jill, can always be together. On intimate days, you are as respectful as a guest. Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss Qi Mei. Dear, hold your son's hand and grow old with you. Wish: Love each other for life!
There are guests living in Du Yao, and the breeze brings good news. Love the three rivers, meaning wins the East China Sea Qin. Life is like a dream, Des is deeply pregnant. Always ups and downs, but a thousand words are still hard to say. When it is finished, it must be connected. Take your hand as soon as possible and cross the waterfront. It belongs to the moonlit night, with clouds and dew.
With love, wind and rain can't destroy each other's vows; With love, alcohol and cigarettes are alienated from each other; With love, washing and cooking is also a kind of sweetness; Love, hard * * * commitment; On our wedding anniversary, may you and I love each other forever!
Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. If yesterday is a memory and today is happiness, then your tomorrow will always be full of love.
Hold Cupid's arrow with sincerity, hold each other's hands with lifelong vows, and walk on the red carpet with gorgeous clothes and robes. From now on, happiness will haunt you. Please accept my heartfelt blessing: I wish you a happy marriage, and happiness is sweeter than honey!
Obey the beautiful bride with honesty, courage, persistence and faith, and dance happily like an eagle spreading its wings and flying; May the delicate bride be more gentle today and embark on the sweet road. Many children are better than vines! Happy wedding!
Today, we will be United forever, and * * * will tie the knot today. Huatang Jinwuka couple will grow old together all their lives. I send my best wishes to my wife. A thousand words are not too long. I wish you a happy wedding!
I have been in love for three years, and I have made a positive result. Today, I entered the Yuanyang account. A good full moon brings positive results, and a happy marriage is a thread. Being together is not a dream, but intimacy will come true. I hope the flowers of the ice lotus will bloom forever and live a picturesque life with all my heart!
Ladies and gentlemen, with this beautiful blessing and warm applause, I hereby announce the wedding ceremony of Mr. XX and Miss XX. Today, the wedding of Mr. XX and Miss XX was warm and successful. Here, on behalf of this couple, I thank you again!
If you have a friend's blessing, you will dream again and again. If you have friends' prayers, you will be taken care of by good luck. If you melt his smile, your troubles will disappear and everything will be fine! Marriage is unforgettable and warm.
The gongs and drums are loud, celebrating the suona firecrackers. The guests were full of flowers and brocade, and the banquet was full of laughter. I envy sinking fish and falling geese, and I am ashamed to close my eyes and look at fairies. Yushu silver flowers embrace each other and silently wish to be together forever. Congratulations: Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and the newlyweds will water the garden.
The bride's sedan chair is swinging leisurely, and the suona music is ringing. When the bride left the sedan chair, flowers bloomed in front of her. Newcomers will not only worship the hall of high school, but also be partners for life. The wedding praised and bowed deeply to his relatives and friends. I wish you a happy wedding and fat Xiao Qiang next year.
Handsome and handsome, beautiful and kind, a couple got married here; Your courage and strength, her gentleness and kindness depend on each other and move towards a happy tomorrow. I wish the couple a happy marriage and happiness.
To tell the truth, finding a satisfactory partner is our greatest wish in life. Now, the two newcomers finally got their wish and realized their dreams. At this moment, their mood, in the words of Song Dandan, is that they are excited for each other. Today, I invite you to share their happiness and happiness. I hope you can have fun and have a good time together.
Marriage is a thread, and it is sweet between two hearts. Love, like oxygen, is a soul mate, with endless happiness for a hundred years. Candles are red to celebrate the wedding, and the bridal chamber is in full bloom. May the young couple love each other forever and have a splendid life every day!
Yuanyang weaves for Qi Fei, and a phoenix and a phoenix tie the knot. Flowers bloom in two knots, and double pools reflect the moon. Guests gathered from all directions and were loved by thousands of people. Three salutes invited Xiangyun, and happiness entered the house. Wish: Happy wedding!
Yuanyang bathed in the river of love, and the couple tied the knot. I don't care about the wealth of tens of thousands of people, I just want to live in harmony with each other. Drink a few glasses of wedding wine wholeheartedly, and your heart will enter the bridal chamber. The baby will laugh and laugh in the future, adding a little color to life. Join hands to lead the road to happiness and spend a lifetime in a sweet castle. I wish you a happy wedding.
Lovers in pairs, love is sweet; Butterflies in pairs are happy and auspicious; Is a man, happy and happy; Pairs of good dreams add happiness. I wish you a happy wedding, early birth of your son, good things and good dreams! Wedding SMS blessing
It is not easy to meet a person who loves himself and loves himself. I envy you and I envy you, but what I want most is to bless you well and wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years!
The preface is now X, X, X, X, X. On such a happy occasion, we welcome the wedding celebration of Mr. xx, the groom, and Ms. xxx, the bride. I am the host from xx, and my name is xxx. It is an honor to be entrusted by two newlyweds to preside over and witness this sacred and romantic wedding moment. On behalf of the two newcomers and their elders, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the guests. Thank you! Thank you all. (MC bows to guests)
Good morning, dear neighbors, friends and relatives. Newcomers arrive at the door, guests and friends are separated on both sides, the hostess in X room, and the newlyweds who welcome guests with drum music ~ (please welcome a couple to walk hand in hand, they will hold hands for life)
Yushu Yin Hua is so charming and happy, and it is so wonderful. Guests from all directions laughed happily, and so did the parents on both sides. Raise the cup of love with one heart and cross the river of love with Germany. Hold each other for a lifetime and be your soul mate for a lifetime. Good luck with your wedding.
The bride and groom walked into the auditorium hand in hand. I have been lovesick for several years, and I hope I can get what I want today. Relatives are laughing and friends are around. Greetings are constant and laughter is flying all over the sky. After a toast, * * * entered the mandarin duck account. Giving birth to a son as soon as possible will make you happy forever. Happy wedding!
Yushu is full of lush foliage and flowers. The rockhopper wears red makeup, and the hawksbill brocade is brand-new. Spring bath couples laugh, and the feast is full. The wedding banquet is the love of a lifetime, and two hearts fly together. I wish you a happy wedding and a hundred years of love.
Meeting in the vast sea of people is a thousand-year fate; Falling in love with hundreds of millions of people is the luck of this life. May you cherish this fate and wish you a long and happy life!
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