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There are not only seeds but also youth in a man's hard disk.

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Lower-body thinkers and rational thinkers are labels attached to men. Two seemingly contradictory three-dimensional objects are actually full of men's prejudice. Under the appearance of straight men and tough guys, men's sensibility may be more unprepared than women's.

Lower body thinking

Man joke: lend me your hard disk.

When a man is associated with the hard disk, more associations are seeds, action movies and instinctive self-comfort. It is definitely the biggest prejudice against men to ridicule men as animals with lower body thinking.

To put it bluntly, women also have seeds on their hard drives, action movies and "shame" to comfort themselves.

The male hard disk also has a little fresh beauty, a youthful past and emotional precipitation.

Kaijun, a college roommate, is a "lower-half thinking animal". Kaijun saved the "inventory" of 3G hard disks, which not only facilitated himself, but also facilitated the students around him. Kaijun often uses his roommates' time out to do something "just to get by" in the dormitory. Kai Jun also made no secret of his wolf nature, and often talked to us about his "romantic unofficial history".

Contrary to Kai Jun's openness, this "beast" of Kai Jun does not seem to be an expert in love. He didn't talk about his first love until he was a sophomore. Kaijun is very careful and belongs to the kind of idiot who holds his girlfriend in his hand and is afraid of breaking it.

However, in this era of popular routines and tender feelings. Kaijun was still dumped, and we had a glass of hard liquor with Kaijun. Kaijun, who is under alcohol anesthesia, told us that since he talked about this girlfriend, Kaijun deleted the "inventory" on the hard disk, because Kaijun felt that keeping these goods was a bit betrayal of her, and he could not accept this feeling. It is not an "inventory", but a bit by bit between Kaijun and her. The biggest progress is only in the days when Kaijun contacted her.

Speaking of which, Kaijun, who has never cried in front of us, cried.

If a man puts his lower body into his feelings, a man with a virgin complex is doomed to be lonely all his life.

Rational thinker

Women are water, men are mountains.

Women are full of emotions, while men are always defined as rational thinkers.

So there are many "straight men" and "tough guys"

Women and girlfriends can chat all night, and the way men greet their brothers is: "Shit, dad is here!" " "

When a woman leaves her job, she will warmly embrace every colleague, while a man will often leave silently without taking away a trace of dust.

A woman can talk to her father, and a man can talk to his father in no more than three sentences.

Women always stay when they break up, while men can quit happily no matter who proposes to break up.

Men seem to be branded as "cold-blooded". As we all know, this brand makes men miserable every lonely night, but stubborn men are always willing to bear it silently.

Youth is confused, life is full, but it is also short.

A man's hard disk contains a lot of his youth: fighting in junior high school, skipping classes in high school, graduation anniversary, classmates around him, college roommates, secret admirers, photos of his ex-girlfriend, parents, and family trips. ......

Men are not completely rational thinkers. They will also cry silently when looking at these photos. They will also want to pick up the phone and call them. They will also have a drink with their former classmates to recall their lost youth.

Men are often not good at expressing themselves and are unwilling to express their "vulnerability", because men's "face" is not allowed, this society is not allowed, and people who watch too many jokes around them are not allowed.

We live in the worst time for men.

Men can be melodramatic, but they must not be fragile.