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In the Spring Festival of 2003, a madman threatened the stewardess with a jar full of gasoline on the plane. In order to hijack the plane, the Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice. Passengers are only allowed to bring one can of drinks and have a drink in front of security personnel.

On the National Day of 2003, a madman strangled a stewardess with stockings on the plane and tried to hijack the plane. The Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice that passengers, regardless of gender, are not allowed to wear stockings and must show their thighs in front of security personnel.

On New Year's Day in 2004, a madman strangled a stewardess with briefs on the plane and tried to hijack the plane. The Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice that passengers are not allowed to wear briefs and must be inspected by female security personnel.

On May 1 2004, a madman strangled a stewardess with his left arm on the plane. In order to hijack the plane, the Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice, requiring passengers to cut off their left arms.

On the National Day of 2004, a madman strangled a stewardess with his right arm on the plane. In order to hijack the plane, the Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice, and passengers had to cut off their right arms.

On New Year's Day in 2005, a madman propped up a flight attendant with his left leg on the plane. In order to hijack the plane, the Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice, and passengers had to amputate their left legs.

On May 1 2005, a madman strangled a flight attendant with his right leg on the plane. In order to hijack the plane, the Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice, and passengers had to amputate their right legs.

On the National Day of 2005, a madman bit a stewardess with his teeth on the plane and tried to hijack the plane. The Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice requiring the passenger to have all his teeth pulled out.

One day in 2000, the Civil Aviation Administration issued an urgent notice. In order to prevent hijacking, passengers must meet the following conditions: no limbs, no body, no teeth, no articles, no …