A two-part fable joke

Joke 1 two-part allegorical saying:

Toads have no hair. They are born with seeds.

Lei Gong is hiding in the earth temple-God knows.

Dialogue between Leipo and the Dragon King —— Searching for a bosom friend at the ends of the earth

Chopsticks in restaurants-eating meat and fish every day depends on whether you are fat or not.

Monks ring the bell every day.

Beggars fight for fire doors-Heaven belongs to others.

Yang Erlang's Three Eyes-A Chinese Odyssey

Work on the printing plate-every day

Cooking in the rain-the smell in the sky

The jade emperor acts as a matchmaker-a match made in heaven

The jade emperor turned a somersault-upside down.

The Jade Emperor gave Mi Zhu a great favor.

The wedding of the Jade Emperor-a great event in the sky

The Jade Emperor Worried about Horses-A Big Joke

Mice in the clouds-naturally good (consumption)

Put a steamer on the cloud-innocence (steaming)

Stand on the clouds and look up-there are days ahead.

Open your mouth and fall into a roast duck-a godsend.

Bitter dog urine-born not a good mushroom

Walking on the top of the tower-there is no way out.

Eunuchs marry-what can be done?

Eunuchs go to practice-no one has two hearts.

Tengu eats the sun-there is no way to eat it.

The bamboo pole standing in the yard-helpless

Xiehouyu joke 2:

Cherry blossoms in June1and March-have already opened.

62, drying the gourd-opened the door.

63. The rusty lock won't open.

64. White-necked old woman-opening her mouth is a curse

65. Bao's notice-honesty

66, eyebrows hanging keys-open your eyes

67. Put the key on your head-it was difficult at first.

68. King Pangu played with an axe-creating the world.

69. Earthworms eat dirt-just open your mouth.

70, three colors-can't open the dyeing room.

7 1, the old monk pulls potatoes and roast beef-Kaiyang meat

72. Hunters shoot birds-turn a blind eye.

73, willow flowers-flowering without fruit

74. It's the spring breeze-it's starting to freeze.

75, full of gold teeth-opening is a lie (yellow)

76. Put the iron horse behind the car-drive backwards.

77. Drive the duck to the shelf-just kidding.

78, Huanghua girls and children-laugh

79, the old way to eat meat-quit.

80, sleeves pull the huqin-you can't open the bow.

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