What do you think is the funniest joke?

1, the teacher asked, "Everyone knows the story of Ye Long. Do you know when this happened? "

Student: "Jurassic."

2. The math teacher said angrily: Many students don't study hard in class, so they smash the teacher's eggs.

3. The teacher asked: Who ate the banana peel on the ground? . .

Me: Teacher, I ate bananas. I don't know who ate them. . .

One day, the stream met a big tree.

Small west sarcastically, "_ _ _ _ _"

The tree said modestly, "_ _ _ _ _ _"

On a test paper, Xiaoxi sarcastically said, "Have you worked hard?"

The tree said modestly, "Yes, are you wet?"

5. Teacher: "Please imagine, if you are in a world afraid of dragons, what should you do if one is about to eat you?"

Xiao Ming: "This is not simple! Stop imagining immediately. "

Teacher: "You go out!"