Who can give some hilarious jokes that laugh immediately after reading it? ~ funny bonus ~

1, the teacher found that there was something wrong with a student's parents' education methods, and always taught those things that were difficult to learn.

So I talked to the parents of the students and said, "To educate children, we must first start from scratch ..."

Parents: "I started from scratch, but a stick knocked him out." Experience shows that it is best to start from the bottom ... "

My deskmate is a little slow. Just after teaching the number 1 to 10 in English, I suddenly asked a question very carefully that day: If you send one in English 1, is it a1? 1 1 1 is it pronounced as oneone?

The English teacher said faintly, "You can read like this, too. You belong to a dog. "

The teacher came up with an idiom to describe a person's ugliness.

When marking papers. There are many strange answers:' ugly',' cow's head and horse's face',' pointed-billed monkey's face' and' Frankenstein' ... None of them are correct. When I switched to the last one, it said ... just like you.

My daughter came home yesterday and said happily, "My composition was published in the newspaper!"

I asked, "What newspaper? Is it the Journal of Primary School Students? "

The daughter curled her lips: "It's much bigger than this!"

I was surprised: "Is it China Youth Daily?"

The daughter said, "bigger than this!" "

I really couldn't remember, so I asked my daughter, "What newspaper did you say?"

The daughter said, "It's the blackboard newspaper of our class!" "

There was a quiet little girl who came into the classroom after a short class one day.

The teacher asked him what he had done and replied, I went to the toilet.

The teacher blurted out, "Really?"

This woman was stupefied for ten seconds and popped out: Take shit as evidence.