A homophonic ancient poem, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes.

3. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."

5. Minimum standards for college students; Peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

7. I said you were a pig, but you said: I am a pig. From then on, I will call you "pig head monster"! Finally one day, you can't help shouting at everyone: I'm not a pig!

Homophonic xiehouyu

Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)

homophonic couplet

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is due to lotus.

There are apricots but no plums.

Harmony poem:

Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)