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Two ghost stories in the countryside

(1) Ghosts in the school toilet

The village-run primary school in my village is located at the junction of two natural villages. The school faces south and covers an area of 12 mu. There are endless farmland in the south and west of the school, and mounds with high terrain and large area in the north and east. On the mound is a collective grave, where the dead of two villages are buried.

The teaching building of the school is a two-story building. When students sit in the classroom to study, they often hear the cries of mourners, the drums of bands and the deafening firecrackers coming from mass graves.

Whenever this time, the teacher always closes the window of the classroom and says that everyone should study hard and not be disturbed! After a long time, students and teachers are used to it, and no one looks out of the window again.

The teacher told us in class that people die like lights, and there are no ghosts in the world! The students also think that the teacher is right. Who has seen a ghost? If you haven't seen it, there is no ghost! However, when I was in the sixth grade, there was an unprecedented haunted incident in my school, which made me feel incredible!

One morning, a preschool girl went to the toilet after class, and the toilet was next to the north wall. The poor child just went to the toilet and didn't take off his pants before he was scared to pee his pants!

I saw her escape from the toilet in horror, crying and telling her classmates that she had just met a ghost in the toilet! Red hair, green face and blue eyes. What a long tongue!

Several students don't believe what she said. How can there be ghosts in broad daylight? ! They went into the girls' toilet together, and finally they were scared to death and escaped quickly!

These students told Xiaoyan, the class teacher. Xiaoyan was shocked and quickly comforted them, saying that students should not be afraid. I went in and took a look. She went in and turned around, and found that everything was normal and there was nothing!

Teacher Xiaoyan thought, is it because preschool students are young and simple-minded that they will see these dirty things? Students and teachers in other grades can't see it.

Teacher Xiaoyan saw that the whole class was frightened and unwilling to study, so she reported it to the school leaders. For the sake of students' safety, the headmaster said to Xiaoyan, "Today, the preschool class has a half-day holiday. You are responsible for sending the students home safely and attending classes normally tomorrow. "

"Ok, I'll send my classmates home right away!" Xiaoyan said with relief.

So students of other grades, including me, saw Xiaoyan let them line up and then carefully escorted the students home. The school suddenly bombed the camp, and everyone panicked and talked about it!

The next day, Xiaoyan accompanied the girl to the toilet and asked if anyone saw a ghost today. They all saidno. After a few days, the school gradually returned to calm.

(2) Soul bugs

Village people Zhang Dadan and Li Mimo are very close and often work together and gossip.

One night, Zhang Dadan is going to water the wheat field. He came to Li Mimo's house and enthusiastically said to Li Mimo, "Let's water the land together and go to your house after watering. Have a good time!" !

Li said doubtfully, yes, I'll get a cotton-padded coat, it's cold outside! Li took the clothes in confusion and went out with Zhang Dadan.

When he arrived in the field, the family in front had just finished watering. Zhang Dadan used a spade to dig an earth canal weir at the edge of his field, and the canal water immediately flowed to his field. Zhang Dadan looked at his watch and remembered the watering time.

He looked back and saw Li nodding doubtfully under a big paulownia tree beside the production road. He went over and said with a smile, "I was going to take a nap with you." Why did you take a nap? "

Li was confused and said, "I'm sleepy now. I'm very tired. Let me sleep first. Wake me up after watering. " After that, I wrapped my cotton-padded clothes tightly around my body, then closed my eyes and slept, and soon I snored like thunder. "

Zhang Dadan can't help it. He sat down beside Li in confusion. There is a pile of dead corn stalks piled up in autumn under them, and it is very comfortable to sit down. Zhang Dadan has two acres of wheat fields, which can't be watered for a while. He took out a box of "Golden Monkey" cigarettes from his coat pocket, then took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, lit it with a lighter and began to smoke one after another.

Just then, the moon revealed its beautiful face from the dark clouds. The bright moonlight shone on the vast land, and the fields suddenly became as bright as day.

Just as Zhang Dadan was enjoying himself, he suddenly found a thin, snow-white bug crawling out of Li's confused right nostril. Its shape is similar to that of a silkworm, but it is much smaller than that of a silkworm. Its body is as thick as an embroidery needle and is about one centimeter long. Zhang Dadan is very curious, thinking how can there be bugs in people's nostrils? !

Just thinking, this strange bug has climbed from Li's confused chin to his cotton coat, and then slowly climbed along the cotton coat to the corn stalk pile on the ground. On the left side of the corn stalk pile, there is a small dung heap five meters away, and there are two oblate dried cow dung on the top of the dung heap.

This bug seems to have found this dunghill, too. He came down from the corn stalk and continued to climb to it. It crawled and crawled for a long time, and finally climbed onto the dunghill.

After resting for a while, its body suddenly got into a crack in a pile of dried cow dung, quickly climbed out, then got into another pile of cow dung, then climbed out again, and then climbed back along the route when it came. Its belly actually looked a little bulging, and finally it returned to Li's confused right nostril. Zhang Dadan was shocked to see this scene. He was very surprised!

After a while, Li woke up confused and said happily to Zhang Dadan, "I just slept for a while and had a good dream!" " "

Zhang boldly and eagerly asked, "What good dreams? ! Tell me quickly and make me happy! "

Li replied doubtfully, "I like fried oil cakes best in my life, with white sugar in them." It tastes crisp and sweet! " I just dreamed that I bought two oil cakes, which were delicious. It is really delicious! "

Hearing this, Zhang Dadan suddenly understood. Only then did I know that the strange bug was changed by Li's confused soul and ran out to eat food taken late at night.

He pretended to be calm, smiled and said doubtfully to Li, "Well, yes, this is really a good dream!" " "

Zhang boldly thought: It's so funny! You are still eating the dream of eating oil cakes, but you are actually eating cow dung! He was afraid that Li would be uncomfortable knowing about it, so he put it in his stomach.

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