Tell a joke that can make your girlfriend laugh.

1. When I went shopping and saw a beautiful woman, I stepped forward and accosted her: Hello, beautiful woman, I'm lost. Can you tell me the way to your heart?

She gave me a white look and said, I don't know if you can't navigate?

Me. . .

When I am separated from my boyfriend, I always feel that he is cold to me. Calling is a scolding, and then saying, "Don't you love me?"

Come over for a while, he said quietly, "Why don't I love you! I put the wrong Tetris to answer your phone! "

My girlfriend's aunt didn't come this month. She said she was going to buy a test paper to test it. I asked in distress, "That must be very expensive, right?"

Who knows, she casually replied: "It's not expensive, just three yuan."

Why do I always feel that something is wrong? . .

The beautiful woman in the office is falling in love, saying that she is always urged to get married by her boyfriend. . .

After hearing this, the only leftover woman felt that she should say something to avoid being embarrassed. She said, "I used to be urged to get married."

"Oh, does your boyfriend push you, too?"

"It's my dad and my mom."

My girlfriend was moved by watching Korean bubble drama with a runny nose and tears.

I said, why do you girls like to watch this kind of tear film?

Girlfriend refuses to accept: We call this a tear film, so what's the name of the Japanese film you men watch? Is it an aphrodisiac?

6. In the restaurant, two young girls were chatting, and one of them said to her companion, "Why am I so miserable? You have to wait for your mother-in-law to have a second child when you get married, and you have to wait for next month just after you go through the door. . . "