Who can give some political jokes about Canada?

The Canadian space agency began to send astronauts into space for the first time, but they soon got a report that astronauts could not write with ballpoint pens in weightlessness. So it took them 10 years,1200 million dollars, and scientists finally invented the ballpoint pen. This pen is suitable for weightlessness, handstand, water, any flat object, MINUS 300 degrees Celsius.

Russians have been using pencils in space.

Although Canadians are neighbors of the United States, they rarely have the opportunity to laugh at Americans. But the rainy and snowy weather in the eastern United States a few days ago provided Canadians with an opportunity to laugh at Americans.

On March 6th, it snowed 4 cm thick in Washington, DC, USA, but a few days before that, Washington, DC launched various emergency response actions. Thousands of Americans are running in the street in a hurry. They rushed into the shop, eager to take everything home. Many people in the supermarket are pushing several full trolleys to queue up for checkout, and the atmosphere seems dangerous. Northeast Airlines 1500 flight, because it didn't see snowflakes, resolutely announced the grounding; The school has long announced that once it snows, classes will be closed ... TV reporters are even wrapped in streets and lanes, ready to do live coverage. Under the signboard of "snowstorm", institutions and schools shut down as soon as they see snow, and taxi drivers will not forget to ask passengers to pay an extra $2.50 for "emergency fare in snowy days". In contrast, Toronto has recently snowed more than 30 centimeters thick, and other places have also been hit by strong snowstorms, but in the eyes of Canadians, this is nothing to be nervous about.

Germany's best joke:

The general found a soldier's behavior strange: he always picked up a used piece of paper, looked at it, threw it aside and muttered, "No, that's not what I want!" " "The general ordered the psychiatrist to treat the soldiers. After examination, the psychologist wrote: This person has psychological barriers and is not suitable for being a soldier.

The soldier picked up the diagnosis book and said happily, "Yes, this is what I want!" " "

Australia's best joke:

A woman came to the hospital anxiously. "Doctor, show me quickly! When I woke up this morning, I looked in the mirror and was very scared. My hair is erect, my face is wrinkled, my face is pale and my eyes are red. I look like a dead man.

What's wrong with me, doctor? "

The doctor examined the patient carefully, and then said, "Well, I can safely tell you that your eyesight is completely fine!" " "

Dutch best joke:

Two friends are playing on the local golf course. A man was about to hit the ball with his cue high when he suddenly found a long funeral procession on the road. He put down his cane and closed his eyes to pray. The surprised friend said, "This is the most touching scene I have had the honor to see in my life." You are really a good man! After praying, the man replied, "Yes, you know, I have been married to her for 35 years! " "

The British talk about Scots and Irish.

An Irishman called the travel company: "How long does it take me to fly to London?" The clerk wanted to see the plane timetable and said to him, "(please wait a minute), sir!" " ""thank you very much! " The Irishman answered with satisfaction and hung up the phone.

Scottish

A scotsman came home from England. The family asked, "How is London?" The Scotsman replied, "Yes! It's the British. It's weird. When I stayed in a hotel, they knocked on the wall next to me all night like crazy people. " "What were you doing then?" "I didn't do anything! I just played the flute all night! "

Irishman

An Irishman came to London for a holiday and stayed in a luxurious hotel. The waiter picked up the box and took him to his room. The Irishman said angrily, "Look out! Don't let me live in such a small room just because I am Irish! " The waiter quickly explained: "Sir, don't be angry! This is the elevator.