Where can I download the lines for the sketch about raking my ears?

Heroine: Zhang San Male lead: Hey, hey, hey Heroine: Stop. Don't move! Male No. 1: I didn’t move! Heroine: Tell everyone about what happened when you drank last night! Male No. 1: Wife, I just drank a little. Heroine: Friends, don't listen to him, he was very drunk last night! A friend pulled him into a taxi. He said that the one-dollar one was too expensive, so he refused to take it. He stopped in a car and said, "I will take this one for one yuan. What are the ones that cost one yuan?" He stopped for 110. Male No. 1: Taxi 110 is pretty good! I didn’t give any money. Heroine: Ah! You still have the nerve to say, you! Zhang San! return! Did you hear that? Male No. 1: Sorry! The user you called cannot be connected, please call again later! Heroine: You, you are angry with me, look at how I will deal with you! you! Male No. 1: Oh, you take care of me, you come, you come, you come. . . It’s not like you haven’t dealt with it before! Whoa whoa! If you tell me whether I will go back or not, I will listen to you. If you beat me to death, I won’t go back, haha! ! Heroine: Okay, then you have to wait until you eat fat and big ears. Male lead: Hey, hey, hey, wife, wife, wife. Male lead two: Cough, cough, cough. . Zhang San, the first male lead: Haha, the second male lead: Haha, the first male lead: Brother Liang. Alas! Male No. 2: I was taken care of by my wife just now! Male Lead: Oh, my enemy! Male Number 2: Oh Male Number 1: What a joke, she dares! Male No. 2: Bragging, who doesn’t know you are a henpecked dad? Male No. 1: I am Babi’er. . . Male Number 2: I still don’t admit it, do you dare to bet? Male Number 1: Just bet Male Number 2: Bet on many Male Number 1: Bet five cents Male Number 2: Fifty Male Number 1: Fifty cents Male Number 2: If you have the ability to bet, Male Number 2 One Hundred Man No. 1: One hundred is one hundred Man No. 2: Okay, I will visit your home right away. Oh, everyone, I picked up a hundred dollars for nothing today! Ahem, wait! Come right away! Male No. 1: Ah, I bet a hundred yuan. I got into trouble. I got into trouble. Go home and report to my wife. Oh, my wife! Heroine: You won’t come back even if I beat you to death! Male lead: If you don’t beat me to death, I just want to come back! Wife, he didn’t allow me to come back just now. Heroine: Listen to him! He is just a fool. Male lead: You are still smiling. Be careful when you go back tonight and kneel on the washboard. Heroine: Zhang San. Male No. 1: Hey. Female lead: You can’t get drunk anymore. Male No. 1: Hey. Female lead: This look is not good for your health. Male No. 1: I know, I know. Wife, I just met Brother Liang, and he said I was the heroine with bad ears: Hey. You admitted the male lead: No, wife, I strictly followed your old man's instructions, going up the mountain of swords and getting out of the frying pan, and I will never admit that I am a bad guy. Hey, the heroine: The enemy, oh, the obedient male lead: He is very You could say I'm a bitch. You also made a bet of 100 yuan with me. Heroine: You bet on the male number one: Bet on the female lead: Come on male number one: Oh, heroine: Zhang San, you actually dare to gamble money outside Male number one: Let go Heroine: Don’t let the male lead: Let go Heroine: Don’t let the male lead: Let go or not Heroine: Don’t let the male lead: Don’t let me go Oops Heroine: Zhang San, Zhang San, you, you , you are becoming more and more outrageous, you hum the male lead: Wife. Meow, meow, meow. Wife, I was wrong. Why are you laughing? We are all the same. Heroine: Get up, I don’t want to see you like this. Male lead: Yes. Female lead: I just want you to care about me. Male lead: Yes. Female lead: You care about us. Male No. 1: Wife, I was wrong, I was wrong. Male No. 2: Oh, Zhang San, what are you doing? Male No. 1: I am practicing rowing. Exercise. Male number two: Exercise. Heroine: Brother Liang. Male number two: Hey. Female lead: Here. Male number two: Yes. Female lead: Please take a seat. Male number two: Sit down. oops! Male No. 1: I'm going to make tea. Male No. 2: Hey, Zhang San, if this was at our house, it would be my wife who made the tea! How about at your house? . . Heroine: Oh. Second male lead: Oh, oh, oh. . .

Heroine: Husband, serving tea and pouring water is a woman’s job. Alas, you are the head of the family. I will make tea. Male number one: Make tea. Heroine: Hey male number one: Make tea. Heroine: Hey male number one. : The heroine who boils water to make tea: The male lead who boils water to make tea: Oh, haha, oh, I have never felt like this, hahaha. . . Male Number 2: What does this feel like? Male Number 1: This is what it feels like to fly, sit down, oh my. Heroine: Tea comes! Brother Liang, please have tea. Male Number 2: Okay, thank you. Female lead: Husband, drink tea. Male Number 1: Yeah, it’s too hot. Male Number 2: It’s not hot. Female lead: Oh, hubby. Male Number 1: Yeah, it’s too cool. Male Number 2: Why isn’t it cool? Heroine: Oh, hehe, hubby, male lead please: Too. . Not hot or cold. Male No. 2: Oh, Zhang San, this temperature is still appropriate. Don’t be too picky. Male No. 1: Yes, she is a woman. I just need more training. Male No. 2: Yes, yes, smoke. The first male: Draw my second male: Draw my first male: Draw my second male: Draw my first male: Draw my second male: Draw my first male: Draw my first , Number 2: I’ll slap you, Male Number 2: Hehe. I didn't bring my cigarette with me, I'm at home, you see. . . Male lead: Get the cigarette. Heroine: Smoke. Male lead: The old place. Female lead: Didn’t you quit smoking a long time ago? Male 1: Inside the slippers. 2. Female: Ah, inside the slippers. Male 1: Oops. Female lead: This. . . Male Lead: Lighter Heroine: Oh, lighter, lighter Male Lead: Oops, ouch, ouch haha. I, Zhang San, also have today, yeah. . . Oops, it’s rising, hahaha, it’s rising Male Number 2: What are you doing Male Lead 1: You don’t understand, sit down, oh Male Number 2: I don’t understand Heroine: Brother Liang, please smoke Male Number 2 : Okay, thank you, the male lead: And my heroine: And you, and your male lead: The heroine of the old place: The old place, oh, husband, cough cough. . Male No. 1: Hey, hey, my wife. . Male Number 2: Hey, this. . . Male No. 1: There is no ashtray. Male No. 2: Oh, Zhang San, this is at our house. My wife has already put the ashtray here. Male No. 1: Did you hear that? Ashtray. Female No. 1: Husband, you forgot. Well, two days ago, when the two of us were joking, the ashtray accidentally broke into pieces with a snap. Male lead: Oh, obviously it was. . I broke it, so I won’t pay for it. Heroine: Good Man No. 1: There is no ashtray. Heroine: Oh, then I will make an ashtray for you with my hands. One and Two: Ah. Male No. 1: This is the ashtray. Heroine. : It’s the second male lead: Alas, Zhang San, we need the first male lead: We really don’t need the second male lead: Really, we really don’t need the first male lead: We really don’t need the second male lead: We really don’t need the first male lead: We really don’t need the heroine: Oh oh oh, the first male lead: Do you want the heroine? My husband said I want the second male lead: You are so virtuous! How virtuous! Diva: Not enough, not enough. Haha Male No. 2: Comrades, if all couples in the world could be as loving as they are, how happy they would be! happiness. Do you think it is (yes) right? Okay. Okay. Male No. 1: Let’s drink for our men’s victory. Male No. 2: Okay. Don’t men have to be like this? My husband is the fiercest at home and my wife is a tiger. We must be Wu Song, the male lead: If Wu Song wants to drink, let’s take the second male lead: If Wu Song wants to go, let’s go. The male lead is: Do you dare? , 2: Wife, I was wrong, wife, I was wrong. . . Heroine: Brother Liang, what are you doing? Male Number 2: You’re not calling me! Heroine: I'm calling our Zhang San. Second Male Lead: Oops. I thought it was my wife calling me. . I was scared to death. Oops, no, no, I asked for leave when I went out just now. It has been more than three minutes. I can’t explain it clearly. You two go back with me and explain: Male and Female: ah! Brother Liang, you are also a bitch! Male No. 2: Alas, loving your wife is what makes you a bad boy. My wife says that bad ears are a virtue among men and the highest state of love. Heroine: Opposite Man No. 1: My wife also says that every household has one. Dad's ears, it's a happy family! Heroine: Oh, dear, let’s go home with Brother Liang. Second Male: Hey. . .

Wait a minute, wait a minute, my legs can’t walk when I talk about going home. Please help me! Male Number 1: Look, this is the real Daddy’s ear. Male Number 2: Come on, hurry up. Male Number 1: I’ll carry you. Male Number 2: Come on, oh, it’s three and a half minutes, hurry up. . . Heroine: Don't hit my husband, don't hit my husband. . .