Jokes to make girls happy (jokes to make girls happy)

A girl said this: "I want to confess to you, but I haven't told you yet. I think confessing to you will be very tiring. So don't ask me why I want to ask, I am I want to conquer you.”

1. I bought a gift for my girlfriend, but I think my girlfriend is just an ordinary girl.

I didn’t believe it at first because my girlfriend didn’t feel anything about this gift either. Later I took out the photos she gave me and found that she had posted them on the computer screen. After a while we actually saw two identical girls on TV. I really can't believe it, it turns out that this is really the case!

2. I was not very nice to my girlfriend at first, but then one day I discovered that she loved chocolate, so the two of them often exchanged chocolates.

I went to play at her house yesterday and she said to me: "Yesterday I saw you at home and you didn't like eating chocolate. I thought you wanted to hide the chocolate so that no one would see it. I didn't expect you. She still liked it and gave me chocolates. "I said to her happily: "Eat it, sister, you are so jealous!" (Pretending to be angry) When I got home last night, I saw someone when I opened the door. Came in. "Oh! Why are you back?" The man pointed at her and shouted. "Sorry, wife, we are sisters!" She looked at him and said. "What about you?" I asked.

3. One day, one of my buddies came over to me after get off work and told me that his girlfriend had a chocolate male colleague.

His girlfriend said: "He is a girl, and my girlfriend is a boy." When I said this, I also said to my buddy: "Don't tell others that your girlfriend is good-looking." Then he My girlfriend said: "Do you know what you think about it?" I smiled: "Then what do you two think about it?" My buddy replied: "This is how we talk to her, right?" "Do you know my daughter's opinion?" Why is my friend so nice to that chocolate male colleague?” I replied with a smile: “That’s because she is good-looking.” My friend smiled and replied: “That girl is good-looking and I still want to fall in love with her.” At this time, I smiled and answered a phone call. It was the girl's parents calling her. I said to her daughter in less fluent Mandarin: "Isn't this great?" Her daughter asked again: "Is this a gift from your mother who called me for my father?" At this time, her daughter answered another phone call. , but the tone is not as good as before. The last boy explained to the woman: "If you see this scene, it means that there is a relationship between the two of you." Then he said this to him...

4. Eat today When we were together, my cousin suddenly told me that his girlfriend liked him, a male colleague. I thought my cousin was weird at the time, and I asked him why it was my girlfriend who liked his male colleague.

My cousin said: "Because my girlfriend thinks he is handsome." I thought about it and said, "Yes! It's his handsomeness that makes me feel very safe." So he asked me to buy one. Want to try something, my cousin said that I would accompany him to buy it first. Then I talked about something with my mother, and my cousin was also very anxious and his face turned red. Later, I forgot about this matter. When my mother asked him what he was doing, he said, "Hey? Do you have a boyfriend?" Hearing this, he looked confused again.

5. I was having dinner with a friend. The friend was very angry and said that you were with the wrong person, right?

I said: Of course. My friend replied to me: Where did you get the courage? Another boyfriend was introduced to me, and I asked him: Who are you? My friend said: She must be your wife. The two of us are still talking about that man!