August 15 funny joke

1. If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

2. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3. Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival, and I like reading my homework in Mid-Autumn Festival.

My mother asked me why I haven't been to Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

It's really hard to get in touch with you. I can't leave my house. I didn't learn to surf the Internet before I learned to be invisible. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

6, teacher, I'm sorry, I don't do homework this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, because I'm allergic to homework.

7. Today, let the Mid-Autumn Moon testify, and let the footsteps of history testify. Today, let harmonious development testify, let economic rise testify, 9.6 million square kilometers of dragons take off, and China's brilliant dream of 5,000 years has come true. Tomorrow, let's unite and work together to let the torch of peaceful development illuminate the brilliant future of the Chinese nation!

8. Little fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here! Every handsome boy and pretty girl who has a certain position in my heart will send a short message worth RMB 10 cents! Congratulations! I will invite you to a five-star hotel tomorrow! Watch people eat! Please bring your own napkin to avoid drooling and getting wet! I wish you all a good time! Happy flow!

10, my colleague received a Valentine's Day gift today, a moon cake, each of which is a rose! There is also a greeting card: "put on the ring in the rose and I will wait for you at the civil affairs bureau." Are you moved? Embarrassed, our whole office is now trying to munch on moon cakes and rings. Which rose are you in?

1 1. Moon cakes were distributed in the office the other day. The new colleague immediately opened the mooncake box and picked out the Wuren mooncakes one by one. Then ... then ... pick up scissors and stab the moon cake! I've never seen anything like this together! How cruel! There seems to be revenge for killing my father! I asked him why he did it! He said: Wuren moon cakes are too bad to live in the world. He wants to destroy them ... when I talk to him, I tremble with fear!