Asking for love jokes

Xiao Hegang has a girlfriend, and they often chat on their mobile phones.

Once, when Xiao He was at work, he suddenly wanted to talk to his girlfriend. Personal phone calls were not allowed in the office, so he called his girlfriend in the toilet on the pretext that someone had come in to pee.

What's that noise on the other end of the phone? Xiao He used his quick wits: I pour tea.

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.

A young man said to a monopoly, "Can I introduce you to a business that can earn 500 thousand francs?"

"Good," said the millionaire. "Tell me about it."

"It is said that if anyone marries your daughter, you will give him 1 10,000 francs."

"It's true."

"As for me, I only need 500 thousand francs to marry her."

A couple of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said that you would let you go if you ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!

In the corner of the park, a young man wants to kiss his girlfriend.

But the woman pushed him away and said, "No, I can't do this before I get married."

Do it! "

"Well, I'll leave you my phone number. Please tell me after you get married. "

A young man fell in love with a hot girl. He wanted to propose to her, but he felt a little inferior because of his underdeveloped body, so he was afraid to speak. One night, he took her to a very dark place and put her in her hand to see how she reacted. She said, "Sorry, I don't smoke." exceed

Toad's Love Letter to Swan

Dear Goose:

Hello!

Gung, gung, "I wander in a deep well, eager to see a girl in white like lilac."

This is me in the past, when I was a frog in the well. At that time, I knew I didn't deserve you, so I had to sing a sad single love song to the wellhead every day: "The person I love has flown away, and the person who loves me hasn't come yet ..."

After I finished my life in the well, I ushered in a turning point in my life. There was a movie called Titanic. In the movie, Jack looked at ROSE eagerly, much like the way I watched you drool! Jack was also ridiculed by his companions as a toad trying to eat swan meat! Ha ha!

Women are poison.

Someone was dumped by his girlfriend when he was in love, so he said to his friend, "No wonder some people say that women are the most poisonous in the world. Now I completely think that women are poison, and I will stay away from them in the future! "

But not long after, the man talked about love again, and it was very warm. So his friend asked him, "Didn't you say that women are poison?" Why are you talking about it again? The man replied, "I don't know how it happened." I've been trying to commit suicide by taking poison since my last lovelorn love! " "

Ah Rong: "What should I do? My mother doesn't like every girlfriend I bring home ... "

A Feng: "It's not easy. Just find someone who looks like your mother in every way. "

A Rong: "I tried, and my father didn't like it."

Looking for the perfect woman

A college friend kept complaining about the girls around him, saying that they were all too stupid, too frivolous, too silent, too argumentative ... too this, too that, there is always a bad one. One day, he announced that he had found a-and only one-the most perfect woman in the world. When he announced the important news, he didn't show the high excitement when he finally got it for a long time.

"What's the matter?" I asked, "Didn't you find the most perfect woman in the world?"

"yes." He admitted, "but she is looking for the perfect man."