Please ask for the funny lines when the Weasley brothers gave Harry the map in the third Harry Potter movie (from the movie)

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[Background: As they prepare to leave Hogwarts]

"George," said Fred, "I think we've grown up, No more full-time education."

"Yeah, I've always thought so," George said happily.

"It's time to test our talents in the real world, what do you think?" Fred asked.

"That's not bad at all," George said.

Before Umbridge said a word, they raised their wands and said at the same time: "The broomsticks are flying!"

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"We won't see you again." Fred said to Umbridge, lifting his legs and getting on his broomstick.

"Yeah, don't bother keeping in touch." George said, riding on his broomstick.

Fred looked at the students who were huddled together, silent and alert.

"If anyone wants to buy a portable swamp, like the one demonstrated upstairs, just go to Weasley's Joke and Magic Shop, 93 Diagon Alley," he said loudly, "Then It's our store location!"

"Hogwarts students can enjoy discounted prices as long as they swear to use our products to get rid of this old bat." George added, pointing at Umbridge.

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2.

[Background: Mrs. Weasley in George and Fred reminder Next, it was discovered that Ron had become a prefect]

Mrs. Weasley let out a scream.

"I can't believe it! I can't believe it! Oh, Ron, that's great! Prefects! Everyone in the family is a prefect!"

"Who are Fred and me? Next door neighbors?"

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3.

"We're not a place to hide stolen goods!"

"It's nice to hear Mum scold someone else," said Fred, with a satisfied smile on his face, and he opened the door an inch to let Mrs. Weasley's The voice can be transmitted into the room more clearly, "Finally, the target of the yelling is not us. What a wonderful change."

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4.

Oh, Percy, you are the prefect! You should have told us earlier, we had no idea! "

"Wait a minute, I think, I remember he said it, once"

"Maybe twice"

"Wait a moment"

“I’ve been talking about it all summer”

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5.

“This is confidential and will not be known until the ministry decides to make it public. Percy said seriously, "Mr. Crouch is right not to reveal secrets easily." "

"Oh, shut up, Weatherby. " Fred said.

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6.

He (referring to Percy) disappeared , George sighed.

“We were going to imprison him in the pyramid,” he told Harry. “It’s a pity that mother found out.

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7.

[Background: Harry and the Weasley children are in Platform nine and three-quarters]

“Fred, you go first. "Mrs. Weasley said.

"Mom, I am George! Fred is there! How did you become a mother..."

"Oh! George, I'm sorry, I..."

"Okay, Mom, just kidding, I'm Fred!"

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8.

[Background: Mrs. Weasley gave Ron a new sweater with the letter R on it]

Frey De and George commented on Ron's new sweater: "Yours doesn't have letters. Mum always seems to be worried that we will get it wrong. In fact, we are not stupid, but she always calls us 'Jored and Fudge'."

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9.

Percy cleared his throat as if he was serious and turned to look at the table Here is where Harry and Hermione sit. "You know what activity I'm talking about, Dad." He raised his voice slightly. "This is top secret."

Luen rolled his eyes and whispered to Harry and Hermione: "Ever since he started working, he has been trying to tease us into asking him what kind of activity it is. Probably It’s a thick-bottomed crucible exhibition.”

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10.

[Background: Harry Opened the golden egg obtained in the first game of the Triwizard Tournament]

"It seems like someone is being tortured!" Neville said---he turned pale and scattered the sausage meat. "What you're dealing with is the Cruciatus Curse!"

"It's illegal, Neville," said George. "They can't cast the Cruciatus Curse on a warrior. I don't know. It sounds a bit like Percy singing... Maybe you're going to attack him in the shower, Harry."

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11.

Wood cleared his throat to calm everyone down.

"Okay, boys," he said.

"And the girls," Chaser Angelina Johnson said.

"And girls." Wood agreed. "It's about time."

"The big moment." Fred Weasley said.

"The moment we have all been waiting for," George said.

"We know Oliver's speech by heart." Fred said to Harry: "We were in the team last year."

"Shut up, you two." Wood said. "This is the best team Gryffindor has had in years. We're going to win. I know it."

He glared hard at everyone, as if to say: "It's not enough for you. ”

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12.

“I don’t know if I want to go to this game. If Zachary Smith beats us, I'll probably kill myself." (George said) "Killing him is more likely," Fred said firmly.

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"It's up to you, Harry, to make them see that, as a seeker Hands, a rich dad is not enough. Either catch the Snitch before Malfoy or die on the field, Harry, because we have to win today, we have to win."

"So don't stress, Harry." Fred said, winking at him.

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14.

[Background: Weasley’s Magic Shop of Joke, Ron took the shop stuff inside]

Ron: "I'm your brother!"

Fred, George: "But you took our stuff, three galleons, nine Si Ke, I’ll give you Nat."

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15.

"As far as we know, you have a situation with a little girl named 'Lavender Brown'."

"Did she get into a car accident?!"

"Who else would suffer such extensive brain damage?"

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16.

Per West blushed and said, "That's a fertilizer sample sent from Norway! It's not for an individual!"

"Actually," Fred whispered to Harry, "that's what we sent him. of"

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“I would never sell it to our sister, especially since you have been with The five boys were fighting fiercely... This is what we heard from..."

Ginny: "This is the nonsense you heard from Ron, what is it?"

"Gnome. But don't change the subject! What happened to Dean Thomas?"

Ginny: "Yes. But there is no doubt that at least the last time I saw him When he was just one boy, not five."

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18.

[Background: Ginny went to send her brothers to school. She couldn't bear to leave and cried]

Don't cry, Ginny, we will send a lot of owls to find you. "

"Okay, we will give you a Hogwarts toilet seat. ”

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19.

That night, Harry went to bed earlier than anyone else in the dormitory . This was partly because he didn't think he could stand Fred and George singing "His Eyes Are Green as Freshly Pickled Toads" again.

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20.

"Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs," George sighed, patting the map's title, "We owe them So much love. ”

“O noble man, work tirelessly to help believe in a generation of people who break laws. said Fred solemnly.

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21.

[Background: Bill and Charlie decided to go to King's Cross Station to send a Seeing everyone off, and Patsy apologized repeatedly, saying that he was too busy to get away]

"I have no reason to ask for leave at this time," he told them, "Mr. Crouch has many things to do. Start counting on me."

"Yeah, you know, Patsy?" George said seriously, "I guess he (referring to Crouch) will know your name soon. ”

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22.

"We can use fever candy," George whispered, " No one has ever seen—"

"Is it working?" Ron asked hopefully, as the rain pounded louder on the roof and the wind roared around the house.

"It's okay," said Fred, "your temperature will go up all of a sudden -"

"But you'll also get some big pustules," said George, " We haven't figured out how to get rid of them yet."

"I can't see the pustules." Ron looked at the twins.

"You can't see it," Fred said gloomily, "They don't grow in the parts of us that are normally exposed."

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23.

“What is this?” Fred asked, looking at Dobby’s painting.

“Like a gibbon, long Two black eyes."

"It's Harry!" George pointed to the back of the painting and said, "It's very similar to Fred. chuckled.

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24.

"Who is hiding from you?" Ron said, They sat down next to each other

"I hope you can avoid us." Fred said, seeming unhappy to be disturbed

"What's unpleasant?" Ron asked George

“You have such a nosy, silly brother.” George said

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25.

[Background: Ron applied for goalkeeper and returned to the lounge after the end]

"I can't bear to make fun of him anymore," Fred looked at Ron's tired look.

"Let me tell you... when he missed the fourteenth ball... his arms were flailing around like he was doing doggy style."

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26.

[Background: Harry Quidditch fell in the hospital]

< p>Ron: "Fall a hundred feet..."

Fred, George: "Okay, Ron. What would happen if you fell from the astronomy tower." < /p>

George & Fred: "Maybe... he looks better than he usually does.

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27.

[Background: Fred and George borrowed a child from Ron Pig]

Ron: "Why did you borrow the piggy?"

George: "Fred wanted to invite him to the dance."

Fred : "We're going to use it to send letters, you stupid idiot."