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Han Geng, where did these nicknames come from?
Baa baa lamb auditioned into the microphone during infield recording, without saying hello, without saying hello, without mentioning hello ... he said baa baa. ...
Playback, "baa baa ..."
Play it back, "baa baa ..."
Old temperature oil old temperature oil ~ ~ ~
Reply with UFO
Geng Fanhan and hankyung Xiao Sao, yes, that's you. Pretend not to hear ... ToT.
Han Geng baa ~
CY diary theme
Don't treat me like a sheep ~ ~ ~ hehe! 》
PS sketch:
Geng's voice is gentle enough to squeeze out water, soft and silky like milk ~ Listen to the radio more, and you will be sleepy ~ ~
What could be more appropriate than a lamb? You are the sheep that have strayed into the wolves ~ ~
Han (boxer):
"Geng" is the seventh in the sky. The English translation of "Geng" is-seven, the seventh.
A dry man is better than a dead tree. Festival says: G: It is more important to harvest in autumn and wait for spring. Azimuth, Geng is the axe gold, west.
Tips:
Party A, Party B, Party C, Party D, Party E, Party B, Party G, Party A, Party B, Party B, and Party B are collectively called "ten-day work".
Zi, Ugly, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu and Hai are called "Twelve Earthly Branches".
So the Boxer Rebellion also came out, which is the 37th place where heavenly stems and earthly branches collocates ~ ~
Baby, wipe your sweat. Are you going to be 38?
In addition: during the torch relay, Han's little friend held a big seven ~ ~ and cleared his name, which was not the "second" in the world or the "second" in the bud, but the mainstream of the baby was still seven drops ~ ~ ~
Hanshanhu
A rice once said, honey, are you used to diving? Now I can't even breathe. Ten thousand years of coral ...
What? You said we wronged you? Gee, girls are irrefutable evidence.
You were so proud to open the letter of the girl on the plane, you certainly didn't expect to be photographed, did you? Gee, the food is all over the world. Do you underestimate the investigation ability of all girls?
In the tracking record of Mengniu Yogurt Ten-year Music Festival, what are you browsing with your computer on? That's a naked display of the word Geng Ba ~ ~ You can't deny it ~ ~
Weibo is always in class, right? Today, I quietly paid attention to a person, and tomorrow I silently deleted Weibo ... Girls' eyes are sharp, and you are not more knowledgeable, so you secretly want to see them? Hmm?
Of course, in the end, although coral has a beautiful appearance, it has the same indifferent and selfless quality as you.
It quietly dives into the deep sea of 10,000 meters, providing shelter for every passing small fish, but never showing off and asking for anything in return ... That's you, too, which brings us the most silent but profound touch.
Server terminal
07 someone's birthday ~
The post was sent to the king, inviting everyone to spend their birthday in CY, and the king's server went down. ...
Keep posting to BLG, the BLG server is broken. ...
Keep posting to Geng, the building is full of people …
Girls flooded into CY, and CY's server crashed. ...
A recent beauty contest ...
You are the culprit of network paralysis. ...
Dude, you definitely are. ...
Where are the paralyzed, the collapsed, the crazy, and the crazy ~ ~ ~
Han Zongshou (Han Zonggong)
This is how Jingfen Emperor was born. ...
Historical playback ...
CCTV-MTV Most Popular Award ...
One day in the imperial city, two large-scale performances, always influenced by classmates, you really deserve it. ...
Jason Wu Fengyun-Soy Sauce Emperor, I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening -blingbling Emperor, superstar concert-Military uniform Emperor. ...
Chief attack classmates, do you want to be so handsome? Do you want this second? Do you want to kill people's eyes like this
The girls lost a lot of blood. ...
Korea chubby:
Names are actually untraceable.
Some girls are fat, super cute and super cute because of the photos of Geng as a child.
Some girls are dormant for three months and then reappear with healthy and lovely faces ~
What's more, it is the care and love of girls for men. Geng is getting thinner and thinner. I hope he can get fatter, eat more meals and have more rest. This is the best for a girl.
Finally, the girls just want to say,
No matter what your appearance becomes
Regardless of the secular evaluation.
Between Geng and Geng Fan, we will always keep that simple and simple promise.
Twenty years, Geng and Geng Fan are the same evidence.
Hanyoubu
This is a name that I will spray blood at first sight ... for my finger ... is it because I am not CJ?
So so appropriate ... so so consistent ... so accurate. ...
Grandpa (man):
Guangzhou FM came from cy once,
A girl drew a note for Geng.
It says: Grandpa, smile for the girl, don't smile? That girl gives you a smile!
Geng smiled at that time, and Ye became famous from then on. ...
Wolf Girl ...
Landlord:
There was a talent show person canvassing on Geng's CY, and then Geng saw it and said with a smile, "I came to my site to canvass." Since then, girls have been called landlords. Geng returned to China and became a landlord. Sounds kind and lovely.
Geng once responded to his title in the program, singing a joke about white-haired girl (or a joke about peeling Zhou ...), laughing all over and so on. ...
In fact, we all know that this title makes you feel at home.
You are homesick. Girls know that.
You hide secretly, girls cry secretly.
Our kind boy is always tolerant of others. But he is also a child who protects food. Every time he eats my meal, he silently looks up, but it is the deepest and most beautiful sentence between Geng and Geng Fan. He can tolerate so many injustices and injuries by himself, but he will never tolerate them just for his food. A sincere, simple and completely true heart will radiate such sunshine and beauty!
We love him, not diamonds, without any careful polishing.
We love him, not gold, nor secular worship.
We love him, he is a bright and pure night star.
It is not the biggest one in the sky, nor the brightest one in the blue, but every time I look up at the night sky, I will see him there, because he is the eternal star of rice. ...
Gengbao (Baby)
Geng Bao was originally the great love of Geng Fan and also the great love of Mi Ma. Unfortunately, due to historical reasons, I had to give up my love very reluctantly and replace it with a treasure. Forget the past, but we remember it. But calling it baby is a bit disgusting, so someone changed it to a different name from other sects.
This is actually the simplest and most sincere nickname for that kind, lovely, confused and backward child.
Just like my own baby, I just want to make him happy, make him happy, and I can't wait to give him the whole world when I see his tearful little expression.
But in fact, the person who really praised the whole world to us will always be this reliable man who has done much more than talking.
Light truck control (marriage maniac)
When I first saw these two nicknames, I laughed at once. It is both "control" and "madness". It is from the heart to divide the emperor and sprout the Lord.
But looking down, my eyes are sour. It seems funny, but it has witnessed so many sorrows and tears.
History, I won't mention it again. People with a heart will look for it, but in fact it is best not to look for it. In the final analysis, that heavy historical imprint is a scar engraved in every Geng fan's heart. We love with this burden, but we hope that more people will be relaxed and simple.
I think Wang Han once said that he was moved by a person who made everyone laugh happily and shed tears. ...
My husband doesn't refute, so I can't refute.
His simplicity, kindness, tenacity and persistence are the light that cannot be hidden even if he is buried in the sand and glitz.
Bright but soft light, bright but warm light ...
Thanks for the baptism of desert years;
Thanks to Geng Fan and Geng Fan for their mutual support;
Appreciate the reliable person who always does more than he says.
The treasure is in your arms.
Baa is used to break your heart.
The landlord used it to pay the rent (buy an album ...)
I am used to obeying his orders unconditionally.
Beauty is for beauty.
Uber is used to kill us.
Dumb people are used to laugh and feel distressed at the same time.
Gengzi used to be the boss next door.
The captain is used to listening to his command and learning from him.
Dragons are used to worship gods.
Export to domestic sales means that we support domestic production.
Off-season vegetables are used to keep us fresh.
Server Terminator is used to make websites and fans celebrate.
Large corals are used for aquarium viewing.
Fat is used to kiss each other.
The ball is used to make a top.
Migrant workers are used to legislate to protect their rights and interests.
The prince was used as a dream lover.
The fried rice prince was used as a model husband.
Wushu experts are used to promote our China culture.
The eagle was once considered to be strong, hardworking, confident and brave ... a model of a series of excellent qualities.
Lamb used to be cute, gentle, careful and beautiful ... a model of a series of spike characteristics.
Han Geng is used for love!
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