Dialect jokes in Shaanxi dialect

1. There are two smart people in the tree, one smart and the other smart. Hacho said to the Smart Society, "Move over." Smart Society said: "If you can't move, move, and then play!" Haqiao Society: "The last four, I will hug you when I am hungry." Clever and shy, she said, "Ha Ge!"

2. There was a dark and solid love in front of Laozi, alas! I forgot to cherish it. Unfortunately, I didn't know until I lost it! Count! Another bucket that Lao Tzu was looking for was Lazar. ..

3. Please read aloud: Lie like plum blossom, lie like ice in a deep well, lie like playing Chun Lv, lie like strong wood and bamboo. Hello? You got it?

4, Zhang Yimou shouted: blushing heartbeat, hungry for you, hungry for you to sleep without catching; Shaanxi beauty shouted: plan up, miss you hungry, miss you hungry and want to sleep!

5, strange strange really strange, found that Italy voted for Chun Lv, Chun Lv's brain has a problem, don't eat, don't drink, don't have a rest, Wen Chun where is Green, is buried in the news!

6. I once leaned on my right hand and sincerely worshipped the disaster, but my face was shallow. When you are hungry, don't be angry to save the west. When I stopped the Hunger Tower, I was hungry and fell down. Thieves and teachers are cool and stupid.

7. A girl said to her boyfriend affectionately, "Pot is based on four pieces of mountain clothes and four or six pieces of water." (Huai 'an dialect: Brother, you are a green mountain, and I am a green water. )

8. Please read aloud: Lie like plum blossom, lie like deep well ice. Lying like a play in Chun Lv, lying like a strong wood and bamboo. Hello? You got it?

9. After the injury, lick the hungry and squeeze the dust, so that the hungry can never return to the flowers on the chair. Hungry ash is too hungry and sad for a girl. After the bandits, let's take the Song and chairs here to pick up the flowers first. Hungry, I hope to waste the chair.

10, dark stone green, dark powder, dark stone through Chun Lv, dark stone through Chun Zhu.

1 1. People and those who bit wells were saved by horses, while those who made up for it were saved by Tamar, and those who bit Tamar (people and goblins were born of mothers, and different people were fucking, and demons were fucking).

12, hungry and cooking! Hunger is a bad answer!

13, a woman accidentally fell into the water while crossing the river. She shouted that my child had fallen into the river.

14. I made you angry again last night. I apologize to you now. Forget it.

15, calcium carbide back delivery is reduced, and the hungry Atul Atul washed his crown! If you give me a little time, I will vomit and get used to it! )

16, a: I want a vise, so the foundation is very clear. B: I went straight to the base. Ha, that was a smooth and fearless glance.