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What hero did the glory of the king use to fool his teammates?

10 Zhuang Zhou wins or loses all by lying fish.

If your teammate chooses Zhuang Zhou, he either controls the opponent too much or sends you a message that he wants to win lying down.

Zhuang Zhou, there is no hard control, no harm, and the key is whether it is very fleshy. The only thing that makes sense is its big move. It is still necessary to grasp the timing very accurately in order to solve the opposite ton control. Most people didn't grasp this opportunity.

Some people say that there is Zhuang Zhou in the team, which is equivalent to bringing five purges. This statement is spicy chicken, unless you promise to control all five of you at the same time, you must all open up the counter-revolutionaries.

Now the tank meat becomes a one-on-one version of the dog, with high damage. In the early stage, I hit two, killing the crispy skin alone. Zhong Kui had a crispy nightmare, and he could even cut the crispy skin open. Zhuang Zhoutaiji, anti-injury, threatening crispy skin.

If there is not too much opposite control, the fish will not have to play.

Guan Yu saved the life of the sixth man, Master Guan.

Guan Yu is a strong version of a hero, provided that he can fight. In the vast number of passers-by, Guan Yu usually plays the role of Kengbi, pushing the residual blood across the street and sending people's heads.

Crucially, the hero Guan Yu rode a horse and soon brought his head. Others passed by bit by bit, but Guan Yu was very kind and rode out to see him off. At the same time, others can send three, while Guan can send five.

Most people who play Guan Yu are confident and often see such a situation. A group of people across the street, Guan Yu made a big move, and the opposite side was half bloody or residual blood, and then Guan Yu was killed by the opposite side.

Finally, Guan Yu is not meat, even if he produces whole meat, he can't carry the explosion output. Don't be too confident.

8 Jing Ke hits the dog against the wind and sends the head against the wind-Jing Ke, big girl.

The existence of Jing Ke can effectively suppress the economic development of teammates, even if you are a marksman, you will not be given preferential treatment. The question is, how do you get along with the wind?

Jing Ke can't escape being caught before Level 4, and can't escape after Level 4. In case of headwinds, Jing Ke is a waste.

The point is, even if the wind goes well, Jing Ke is also broken, and his teammates are stunted. Once Jing Ke is beaten first, you don't have to fight.

Athena's Natural Actress-Athena, the Goddess of Welfare

Scold your teammates, but don't offend Athena unless you don't want to play.

Athena has the best actress skill in the glory of the king ―― resurrection in situ.

Athena wants to send her head in the middle of the night, and she won't leave herself until the fifth watch. I'm not very skilled. If I am forced to be anxious, I will bravely resurrect and be sent to the end of time.

Once I used Athena, and my teammates dared to scold me. I decisively gave more than 30 heads, and I was afraid.

6 Bian Que super nanny-Dr. Bian Que

Bian Que is the bane of meat. When you can't get rid of the opposite Bian Que, you are surrounded by Bian Que. Bian Que can cause explosive injuries. Of course, after reading this premise, you will know that this hero has more pits.

Bian Que has no hard control, no displacement and no instantaneous output.

If your teammate chooses Bian Que, he may not want to play games. Teammate Bian Que often acts as a cancer that disturbs the morale of the army. Throw it away and stop playing. It's hopeless. I don't want to play. If Bian Que is caught, you can't run, unless you have just released a big move, and many Bian Que have been caught and choose to run. Can you run as a result? It's not that Bian Que is rubbish, but that most people who choose Bian Que feel inferior.

There are so many wizards with explosive power, control and mobility. Why did you choose Bian Que?

A great god and nine pits in Renjie.

Tankje is the glory of the king's jokes after dinner and the object of ridicule. The short-legged crispy skin, which lacks the output of the team battle, has become the favorite role of countless primary school students. Now the second skill needs to be predicted, and it is not easy to get started. Late attack speed accumulation, one-on-one hit is still very strong. But playing group is very pit.

In all kinds of professional competitions, almost no one dares to choose Tanker. If you are interested, you can try cooking meat and see if there will be any surprises.

We have a small pineapple that consumes aoe damage from explosion remotely, a young lady with strong mobility and explosiveness, Liu Bei, who has developed rapidly in dragon control, and Fiona Fang, who is very strong in fighting wild and stealing towers. Why choose the tank hero?

4。 Attack speed, wild knife, Han Xin. Heart is higher than the sky, life is thinner than paper ―― attack speed, fight wild and export to Han Xin.

Han Xin's version is really not strong in the Passerby Bureau. If you meet Han Xin, who is quick to attack the wild knife, congratulations on winning the lottery. If this kind of Han Xin can't play a big advantage in the early stage, it will basically be a gift after 6 minutes. Output, almost no one can beat behind. Of course, stealing towers is still a strong point.

This kind of Han Xin often has a carry heart, imagining that he controls Long Ta, invades wild areas, and frantically takes the rhythm, trying to confront the wild at the beginning of the invasion and constantly looking for a fight. As a result, he lost his mind and the team collapsed.

If you want to play Han Xin, have a half-cooked meal. It's a good choice to fight wild knives and armor with meat, which is unlucky. Unless you have played a game of vegetable abuse, such as playing a golden position with diamonds, don't use Han Xin's attack speed to export loiterers.

Old Master Q hangs up and steals the tower for thousands of years.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? According to unscientific statistics, out of every 10 Old Master Q, 2 hang up, 1 delivers people's heads, 3 go wild for thousands of years, and 2 steal towers alone. There are only two normal Old Master Q, and there is still one dish in the middle that can't be played, leaving only one hope.

Old Master Q is a bully, a strong man in the theory of six gods. Too bad you can get in, but you can't get out. After eating a lot of resources, it is still difficult to do harm. People who play Old Master Q are all kinds of wonderful things, and occasionally there is a great god, which can't change the fate of Old Master Q Q.

If Old Master Q doesn't have spring at first, when it does, it will go into the wild. Don't be surprised, this is Old Master Q Q, and this is the real bully.

Jiang Ziya's teammates played four times and five times-Jiang Taigong.

Teammates chose Jiang Ziya, so just wait four or five. Skills one and two have low damage. This dog-like version, with three big moves, can hardly hit people, and the output depends on flash. In other words, the Qing soldiers have a strong ability, and if they dare to go out of the tower and be cut, they will die.

Professional competition also chooses Jiang Ziya, which is a routine. It is for the team's experience and faster promotion, not because of Jiang Ziya's high injury. Or is there some meat in Jiang Ziya?

In addition, Jiang Ziya hangs a dog, and the delay of the card is much more than 460. Speaking of Jiang Ziya who can't play, there is really no meat, no output and no control. It can be suggested that Jiang Ziya hang up in the spring to give his teammates more experience, wait quietly for the later period, and the hot spring will open for one second.

1 luban 7 is a nightmare that scares teammates, and it is also a welfare that makes the opposite side feel gratified. Luban 7 is a mobile ATM running in King's Canyon.

I can't help sighing when I am frustrated, and I can't help being scared when I am down and out, but you chose Luban, and you have tears in your eyes, and everyone hangs up like a scarecrow. ...

Dare to BB when teammates choose people? Dare to scold you and call yourself awesome As long as you choose Luban, it is a ruthless blow to your teammates. The harsh voice of "Music and Peace, Master Luban, IQ 250" shattered the fragile hearts of teammates. Suddenly the morale of the army was in chaos, and there was no intention to fight again. Luban 7, nightmare, cheated 4 teammates, but benefited the opposite 5. Well done!

Video game boy, 2888 coupon, is Mei Tian's ruthless contempt for the IQ of players. But you bought this leather, who can say that you are not a local tyrant?

When I saw this post, there were countless little Luban running, jumping and moving forward confidently.

This is Luban, who was once brilliant, dominant and popular. Now it may not be the strongest shooter, but it is definitely the scariest shooter and the most humorous player, and it is our happy bean.