Funny complimentary sentences

You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling. What other funny compliments are there? Below are the funny complimentary sentences brought by me from Meiwen.com, welcome to read!

A selection of funny complimentary sentences

1) It is better to live a beautiful life than to be beautiful!

2) Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

3) Smoking is disobedient, so we "smoke".

4) If you get angry for one minute, you will lose a second of happiness.

5) The biggest difference between doing something and not doing something is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

6) When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

7) I closed my eyes and saw my future...

8) I roared when I saw an injustice on the road, and continued to move forward after roaring.

9) Happiness is a comparative level, and you need something at the bottom to feel it.

10) Sometimes life is like a computer, it just crashes without any negotiation.

A collection of funny complimentary sentences

1) People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

2) To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be untidy.

3) You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

4) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

5) On the train, a white man and a black woman were breastfeeding their babies. "Mom, mom" the white baby stopped and said coquettishly, "I want to drink chocolate milk too."

6) If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

7) If two parallel lines can never intersect, the parallel lines will bend one day.

8) You are so famous. You have made many movies, but now you are prohibited from being broadcast due to the anti-pornography campaign.

9) I wanted the paper airplane to take me into your heart, but unexpectedly it crashed halfway.

10) Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

11) I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him wanting; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied.

12) How many children have been harmed by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

13) I am a flower on the cliff, no one can see me or praise me.

14) After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid I’ll wake up and beat you several times every day.

15) After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

16) If you comfort others, you cannot comfort yourself after all.

17) Don’t put pressure on me, that will be my motivation to become your boss.

18) Death is not scary. What is scary is that you dare not die.

19) Wear other people’s shoes and walk other people’s paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

20) In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.

　21) I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

22) Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

23) The rebirth of a phoenix is ??Nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

24) The sea is vast by leaping fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others.

25) The rich are willing to give money, and the poor go home and get some money to make money

26) You chase me for two kilometers naked, I will come back I'm considered a gangster every time.

27) You can’t lie to others, because the people you can lie to trust you.

28) When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

29) Winter is coming and no one knits a scarf for me, so I’ll buy one myself.

30) I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

31) Dad said that handsome men lie, and mom said that men who are not handsome also lie. Your dad is a good example.

32) God has not given me any great responsibilities, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

33) Being mean is also an art. Let’s improve this art together.

34) If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

35) If QB is used as a reward in the exam, then the country will become rich and powerful immediately.

36) A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

37) One sentence of "take it" is better than two sentences of "I will give it to you".

38) If you make trouble unreasonably, you must have a purpose!

39) Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

40) The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning.