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Funny blessing idioms?

Humorous birthday wishes

1, "I miss you deeply and silently wish you the truest. I miss you deeply and care about you forever. I silently wait for the arrival of the Spring Festival and wish you a happy Spring Festival."

2. "When the Spring Festival comes, five bans are issued: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no calling me when you have dinner, and no thinking of me when you are free! Happy Spring Festival ".

3. "piggy, piggy is amazing. Sleep until ten o'clock every day and see the bottom of every five bowls. No one can match the weight. Where is the pig? I snickered on WeChat. "

4. "There are fast food, instant coffee, quick-frozen drinks and crash training courses. Nowadays, society pays attention to speed, so my blessing should be given to you step by step. Happy New Year and all the best. "

5. "Good sisters: I wish you no pimples on your faces and no streaky pork. Twenty this year and eighteen next year will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll! " .

6. "Please take one second to forget your troubles and one minute to think about the new year; Spend an hour with your lover and a year experiencing life! Please accept my blessing with a smile at the turn of the old and the new! Happy New Year ".

(2) Interesting greeting jokes

1. I remember when we were at school, everyone called you "pig monster". You scream too many times and you feel unbearable. Finally, one day, when your classmates called you a nickname again, you broke out: I am not a pig monster! Hehe, Happy New Year!

2. This investment, that consumption, this money, that money, earned slowly and spent quickly. Quick ideas, all kinds of ways to make money, all kinds of ways to save money. I wish you unlimited money! Hehe, Happy New Year!

The instructor is a cat, I am a mouse, and I want to stand upright like a tree. The buddies next to me don't admit defeat. They must stand up, kick and knock out their teeth. I hope the students will train well, cultivate their endurance and live in harmony with the instructors. Hehe, Happy New Year!

One day, Sanqiu was busy with his work, but his salary didn't increase at the end of the month. He spends money too quickly and is in a panic. Money should be properly controlled. You know it's hard to make money, and you can learn to save money by spending moderately. May you be brilliant: rich, rich and well paid. Hehe, Happy New Year!

5. Exercise slimming doctor: "The only way to get rid of excess fat is to exercise → exercise as much as possible." A: "Nonsense! My wife keeps talking every day, but her underground bar has always been two floors. " Hehe, Happy New Year!

6. In the kindergarten, a little boy is building blocks, which is always unsuccessful. A little girl next to him said kindly, "I'll help you." After listening to this, the little boy turned his head disdainfully and said,' Go ahead, don't mind men's business! Haha, happy new year!

7. A man and a woman are talking on the phone. M: Is there any hope for our relationship? Woman: A button on the mobile phone. The man was overjoyed: Really? Woman: No, it's speakerphone. Hehe, Happy New Year!

8. The first frost weather specially gives you three treasures to keep out the cold: warm gloves, which make you handy, warm your vest, make you full of spring, tender your shoes, and make you walk like a fly. I wish you a healthy and happy first frost! Hehe, Happy New Year!

9. My wife likes fruit. Once my wife and I walked home, and she wanted to buy a few pounds of apples to take home. I said not to buy it. There are still a few Jin of oranges at home. The wife replied, "Can oranges taste like apples?" Hehe, Happy New Year!

10. The instructor looked at a student who stood in a loose posture and said,' Standing in a military posture is the soul of a soldier.' The student asked,' Teacher, am I standing without a soul?' The coach said, "You stand like a corpse". This is dedicated to the freshmen who stand in the front line of military posture,' Happy military training!' Hehe, Happy New Year!

1 1. When I was a child, I dreamed of walking into the hall of happiness hand in hand with the prince. When I grew up, I found that besides Pig Bajie, I was still Pig Bajie. O(∩_∩)O Haha ~ Let it be! Hehe, Happy New Year!

12. One-year-old mouth fell, two-year-old clothes * * * pants, three-year-old snot flowing into his mouth, four-year-old nightmare, this person is young and worthless, and when he grows up, his IQ is low. I have to stick to it until the end. I admire it! :) Hehe, happy New Year!

13. I have never worried about money. Once I ran out of money, I panicked. My hands are sore when I earn money. When I spend money, I feel distressed. I realize that it is not easy to make money. I wish you happiness, don't worry about making money! Hehe, Happy New Year!

14. The process of making money is hard, and the process of spending money is happy. I regret it when I spend it, and I am anxious to earn it back. If you want to make money, smile, because a smile is worth a thousand dollars. The more you smile, the more you earn! I wish you happiness and progress every day! Hehe, Happy New Year!

15. making money is average. Do it yourself, don't fool around, you won't run away if you get it. It's not that we don't insist on generosity, moderate control and publicity. I wish you a broad mind and make a lot of money! Hehe, Happy New Year!

16. A child secretly climbed a fruit tree and picked an apple. The master saw it and shouted, what are you doing, little fellow? The child took the apple and said, an apple fell, and I want to climb up and hang it. Hehe, Happy New Year!

17. In order to spend money, you fell in love with making money. Because it is difficult to make money, I dare not spend money. My friend, I know your difficulties. I come to wish my friend a prosperous business and a successful career. Congratulations on getting rich! Hehe, Happy New Year!

18. The physics teacher talked about the principle of electricity: "Friction can generate electricity. For example, as long as you touch the cat's hair backwards, you can see the electric spark. " "God," cried a little girl, "how many cats must be kept in that power station!" Hehe, Happy New Year!

19. In the office, Aju was sitting there smoking and was seen by the leader. The leader said angrily, doesn't the company have rules? Smoking is not allowed at work. Ju: That's why I didn't have a job when I smoked! Hehe, Happy New Year!

20. A Ju stood in front of the shredder, at a loss. Ask the secretary: How to use this thing? Secretary: Simple. He took a thick stack of reports from his hand and stuffed them into the shredder. A Ju: Thank you, so where did the copy come from? Hehe, Happy New Year!

2 1. Have enough to eat and drink. It's time for bed. Don't snore, it will affect the quality of sleep. There will be a line of people waiting to snap up your fresh pork tomorrow morning! Hehe, Happy New Year!

22. Impulse is the devil, and the devil is also romantic. The tortoise is right to see mung beans. The tortoise is determined to eat them. If you are not full, you will have troubles, and if you are full, you will have countless troubles. You left quietly, so you didn't come. Hehe, Happy New Year!

23. The photographer asked Dumbo how many seconds he had prepared. Dumbo obviously stretched out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because idiots are sticking out: middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK! Hehe, Happy New Year!

24. When I miss you, I dare not call you for fear of hearing your voice; Sadly, I always miss you, but I can't always stop calling. So, I excitedly picked up my mobile phone and dialed the phone for you. Hello? Why not you? Dizzy! It turns out that my mobile phone is in arrears! Hehe, Happy New Year!

25. You said that you bought a lottery ticket and didn't win 5 million; Find a person and never meet a fairy; Go to work and always work overtime. I'll teach you a wonderful way of luck, keep it a secret, but you can't tell others, and that's-stepping on shit. Hehe, Happy New Year!

26. Worry has been fired, sorrow has been knocked down, unhappiness has fled, failure has been cancelled, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouded, good luck is shining, blessings are around, and happiness is reported! Hehe, Happy New Year!

③ Funny greetings are very short.

Blessing words:

1. May you tolerate the imperfection of life and stand up to the turmoil of the world. Even if life is sincere, may the years be like songs.

2. May the south wall you hit become a smooth road, and the despair you encounter become full bloom.

Don't be sad, don't look back, it will come true as you wish.

May you tolerate the imperfection of life and stand up to the turmoil of the world. Even if life is sincere, may the years be like songs.

You should always pursue what you like, don't be timid, don't be afraid, have a purpose and have a statement.

6. Peace and joy, everything goes well, and you will get back on track every week.

7. I met a boy I like very much this spring. His appearance made me let go of my previous relationship with him and I will be nothing in the future. Then I wish him peace these years.

Then I wish you all the best.

9. You must always pursue what you like. Don't be timid. You must have a clear mind and a clear life.

10. Warm sentences for girlfriends' marriage 1- 1. The old moon gave me a dream that he would take good care of you two, protect your kindness and love all his life, and grow old together and be happy. I wish you a happy wedding!

2. May you always be safe, kind and loving day and night, healthy and healthy day and night, happy forever and ever, always pay attention to yourself and always be proud of the spring breeze.

On this festive day, the air is full of charming sweetness. I wish my dearest sister, from now on, love lasts forever!

Finding her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago. I wish you both happiness and harmony.

4 humorous greetings.

1, time makes people taste the charm of waiting, and space makes people worry about beauty. Many times, the blessings between people do not need words to reflect, just like you quietly look at the message I sent you at this moment.

2, don't ask me how much I love you, run to the hot sun to bask in the sun, the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

5. The moon bends and bends in the first day, and people who miss you are so lonely. The Moon Garden on the 15th is so beautiful that they can't sleep at night without you. Tonight, the moon is shy. Miss you before sending a message. I missed too much truth about your love. The moon represents my heart!

6. Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao. One day, Xiao disappeared. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went over and said, I'll find Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

7, big brother, now the meat of the second brother is more expensive than that of the master!

8. There are occasional troubles in life, and your mood is the most important. Of course, sunny is good, but it can also adjust the taste of wind and rain. It is good to have a beautiful spring, but the four seasons have to take turns. Pass my blessing quietly, just want you to laugh happily.

9. The girl across the street looked over and said, * * * The seed of love needs you to give me a little love.

10, on the plane, the crow said to the stewardess: Give me a glass of water! After listening, the pig also learned: give me a glass of water, too! The flight attendant threw the pigs and crows out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the pig, Are you stupid? I can fly!

1 1. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

12, maybe I don't have hot love like the sun, and I don't have long-lasting love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you, and there is nothing I can do for you.

13, marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

14, jokes are the starting point of happiness, lies are beautiful lies, gossip is the experience of life, and love words are the contribution of love. No matter how much pressure, you can find the root of happiness. May you have a good mood every day!

15, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

16, the blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; You stay away from the green wind, and I wait for you affectionately; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you!

17, silent thoughts are deep, and silent blessings are the most real. Silent thoughts are inseparable. Silent concern has been in my heart, silently waiting to meet you. Silently I miss you too deeply, too deeply.

18, promise betrays promise, knife betrays lingering, tears betrays eyes, it's my turn to betray my heart.

Humorous greetings

Miss you, is a very happy thing; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing.

⑥ Make up the most classic, funny and awesome greetings.

The boy said to the girl: I am the best. I promise to make you happy. Come with me. -It's a promotion.

The boy said to the girl: my brother has three houses, which are good with me and will be yours in the future. This is a promotion.

Boys don't confess to girls at all, but girls are fascinated by boys' temperament and demeanor. -This is marketing.

The girl doesn't know the boy, but all her friends praise him. -This is the brand!

⑦ Funny exam greetings.

On the day of the exam, you should be able to eat and sleep like a pig, run like a horse, drill around like a mouse, jump like a monkey, and finally be admitted as a wanted man, and then live a happy life from now on!

In order to become the first place, even the Central Plains and the Moon won the laurel, gave the plenary session and did all the questions correctly!

I'm going to have an exam today, so I'll send you lucky news. It is said that if you receive such a short message on the day of the exam, you will get satisfactory results in the exam. Good luck in the exam!

In fact, I know my brother's true face and I haven't revealed it to others. There is a saying that "secrets can't be revealed". If I had known that my eldest brother was going to be promoted, I would have made an exception and made it public. Congratulations on his promotion step by step in advance!

Not much, just one sentence; Love is not deep, just one; Young and promising, young and promising, with a successful career; Make persistent efforts and climb the peak bravely. Congratulations on your promotion!

8 Happy New Year, funny, humorous and creative.

1. The firecrackers faded away and friends parted ways. The New Year holiday is over, and a new chapter is waiting for you. Cheer up, be ambitious and full of vigor to earn the future. You work hard and don't lag behind. Everyone envies your success. I wish the new year a new atmosphere and an early realization of my dream!

2. With money and no money, as long as you are happy, you have a house but no room, as long as you are happy, you have a car and no car, as long as you are happy, you have the right and no right, as long as you are safe. 20 18 the new year is coming. I wish you peace, health, happiness and happiness.

3. Firecrackers lit a happy day; Laughter rings the beginning of the new year; The voice of greeting shows sincere concern; The voice of blessing conveys sincere blessing: I wish you good health and happiness in the new year!

4. Time is like a poem, and every sentence is melodious. Friendship is like a song, with a lingering sound. Warm season, full of thoughts. Dear friends, Happy New Year!

5. Drink the New Year's cup wine, remember when you are drunk, celebrate with friends and family, surround yourself with sweetness and happiness, and live a happy and beautiful life. I wish you a happy new year.

6. It's the Spring Festival. Cut a bunch of spring flowers for you. I wish you a happy spring breeze and a happy mood. Chun' an Xiatai is in good health; Chunhua Qiushi, a masterpiece; Spring is full of flowers and good luck. I wish you all the best!

7. The bell rings in spring, and the pace of the New Year is very big. May the New Year bell ring the note of happiness in your heart, and may luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

8. On the occasion of the New Year, let my blessings drift like snowflakes, let my greetings be like continuous spring rain, patches of flowers, silent blessings, heartfelt words, sound care and even full happiness, and send you happy notes!

9. Collect the joy of blooming in spring, the enthusiasm of shining in summer, the wisdom of falling fruit in autumn and the joy of dancing in the snow in winter, just for the arrival of New Year's Day. I wish you all the best.

Happy New Year to you!

1 1. All the splendor in the world is not as good as a bosom friend. I wish you all the best in this day of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new!

12. May happiness linger, opportunity seize the day, health be as good as ever, good luck turn into rain and dew, happiness come as scheduled, friendship accumulate over time, words express my heart, and your family are happy and everything goes well in the Spring Festival!

13. I won't give you a gift this New Year. I will send you a short message. I will accompany you healthily and happily, and I want to tell you that the god of wealth is eyeing you.

14. I wish you a good start in the new year, and your red cheeks will usher in thriving love. Red festivals will warm your red fresh heart, red face and bright red sky.

15. I wish the new year a prosperous new year, good luck, separated wives and children, and envy Wei Xiaobao and Ximen Qing.

16. The Spring Festival is coming. Let's feel the true feelings together, melt the ice and snow with love, and warm each other with blessings. There are no flowery words, only sincere wishes. I wish my friends a happy Spring Festival!

17. Fill your cup with the happiness of the New Year and wish you happiness; Bloom your sky with New Year's fireworks. I wish you immediate success. Warm your heart with New Year's wishes. May you be happy. 20 18 is here. I wish you a happy New Year's Day, always beautiful!

18. The bell rings in spring, and the pace of the New Year is very big. May the New Year bell ring happy notes in your heart, and may luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

19. Firefly wall with firewood and silver flowers, with electronic screen in the Spring Festival Evening. The red lanterns are beaming, and the streamer fireworks keep going all night. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a double harvest of career and love. I wish you earn more money and become a boss in the future. Days are getting more and more prosperous!

20. I make a wish to God: May you be young every year and everyone love you every minute; The works are decent and gorgeous, and the banknotes are windy; The villa and mansion look at the sea, and the BMW sports car drives fast. Happy spring festival! When the Year of the Horse arrives, I want to give you a red envelope for fear of ruining the atmosphere. I'd like to invite you shopping, but I'm afraid I won't buy formalism. I want to play with you, but I am afraid of falling into hedonism. Then I will send you a short message, wishing you a happy New Year and a happy family!

Pet-name ruby funny birthday wishes

Interesting birthday greetings:

1, happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

13. Sunshine puts on a mature coat for you, and moonlight adds to your charm. On the occasion of your birthday, may the blessings of your friends converge into the source of your happiness. ...

Attend and send you a humorous greeting.

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a message of ten cents, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic waves at the expense of battery power, so I will give you a New Year's greetings recklessly! Happy new year!

2. I wish you a happy new year, good things chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease avoids you, the car lets you go, the plane avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, and happiness follows you. Everything is up to you!

3. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve, I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I didn't accompany you after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

4. I wish you a surprise after reading it in one breath: five blessings wishes you a wonderful life again and again, and I send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

5, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: because you owed me 30 cents last year, you have not paid it back yet, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit, but the paper is only three feet until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

6. There's a sentence I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

8, New Year's Eve, cheers constantly; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

10, if you have money, it's also a mistake. I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

1 1, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.