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What are the funny quotations in ipartment? What are the classic quotations from ipartment?

1, whenever I find the key to success, someone will change the lock! Ipartment.

2. I have been here. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

Zhanbo: Excuse me, do you have any mineral water? Stewardess: Hehe, and Zhanbo: Do you have any juice? Stewardess: Do you want orange juice or peach juice? Zhanbo: Actually, I want to drink coke. Stewardess: Yes, do you need ice? Zhanbo: Then, give me a bottle of ice cream. Stewardess: Sorry, we don't have any ice cream. Zhanbo: This is still mineral water. Ipartment.

4. Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry in time. A hundred years is too long, we can't seize the day! Ipartment.

5. Men are candles, but they can't light them-ipartment in Hu Yifei.

6. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda. Ipartment.

7. When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince. Ipartment.

8. "A good dog doesn't get in the way, but the roadblock is ipartment".

9. Yifei: You are shameless, mean and unreliable. Zi Qiao: Then you are not shameless, mean and very reliable. Yifei: Where am I shameless, despicable and unreliable? Zi Qiao: What's your shame, meanness and reliability? No matter how shameless and despicable I am, I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you. -Hu Yifei and Lv Ziqiao (also known as Lv Xiaobu) "ipartment"

10, Zhang Wei: It's four o'clock! (Afternoon) Zi Qiao: Don't worry, maybe it's only four o'clock in the morning. Fairy: Exactly. Wow! What a big moon! Zhang Wei: It's late, it's late! Fairy: When did you get married? Zhang Wei: 12. Fairy: Oh, then it seems that you are not late. You just ... missed your wedding. Ipartment.

1 1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life. Ipartment.

12, Lv Ziqiao: Let me ask you, do you know the difference between a phoenix reborn from fire and a duck burnt by fire? Lu: What metaphor is this? Lv Ziqiao: I'll show you Mingming. My name is Lu. I am a loser. I was rejected. This is a duck on fire, that's all I do. Love makes me depressed. I looked at the vastness of the world indifferently. It turns out that love never stays. My name is Zhan Bo. People with stories have seen it. It's called the Bathing Fire Phoenix.

13, a fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man. The deaf man was startled by a loud noise. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, for my sake, forget it ...-ipartment in Lin Wanyu.

14, Xiaoxian: Ziqiao, you are just in time. Tell Zhang Wei, is there more "perfect girls" or "wanting women" in this world? Zi Qiao: Of course, I want more women. Ipartment.

15, Mika: What happened to Wan Yu? Wan Yu: Wait, Mika, what happened to me? Why am I here? Mika: Please don't lose your memory at this time, ok? Wan Yu: No, I mean why I am angry. Why do you want to talk to Zhan Bo? Mika: You're jealous. Wan Yu: I'm jealous. Mika: You showed this expression to the whole world. This gesture is either jealousy or fullness. Wan Yu: I always say I don't ask. Others don't want others to force me, but what am I doing now? Meijia: You're going to get your man back. Wan Yu: Oh, my God, not me. How can I be so beautiful: think about it. In fact, you have changed a long time ago. When you first met Zhan Bo, you became good friends with him. He cares about you, protects you and laughs with you. Everything in life has become a continuous red line between you and him. Gradually, the red line has merged into a red rope. You can't give up love.

16, maybe one day, your brain will collapse and leave a pile of shit and bandages on your head the next day. However, life always goes on, because big things will be calm. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

17, it's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. Ipartment.

18, Moran: What's your seat? Zhang Wei: ... I'm made of meat! Ipartment.

19, Lv Ziqiao: If a person wants a good kidney, he should drink Shenbao. After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh ~ yeah! Lv Xiaobu: You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my muscles. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

20. I don't know how big the world is sitting on the plane. The blue sky and white clouds are endless. Sitting on a ship, I don't know how big the world is. The sea and the blue sky are connected and boundless. The world is big and small. In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate of heart. -Laura "ipartment"

2 1. Love came quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other. -ipartment, Chen Meijia

22. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road! Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day! Ipartment.

23. You are a well with two apartments.

24. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground. Ipartment.

25. Did your mother throw away people and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you! Ipartment.

26. "I just want to prove that only I can bully you in this world, and no one else can." -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao.

27, Down's performance rules, performance time-Tang Youyou's "ipartment".

28. For a takeaway, the whole world is high-grade arms! Ipartment.

29. Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. Unfortunately, one always goes to the left, and the other always … takes the elevator. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

30. Zi Qiao: Zhang Wei, have you seen that beautiful woman? Her convex face is backward and her skin is fair and beautiful. At first glance, it is very story-telling. Zhang Wei: I gave birth to a child at first sight. Ipartment.

3 1, think about it. In fact, you have changed a long time ago. You became good friends with Zhan Bo the first time you met him. He cares about you, protects you and laughs with you. Every bit of life has become a red line between you and him. Gradually, the red line has gathered into a red rope. You can't give up love. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other-ipartment in Chen Meijia.

As the saying goes, money talks. Ipartment.

33. What's your status? You have an ID card. Ipartment.

34. Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and people like stars: but when I look around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

35. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult. Ipartment.

36. Compared with pigs, pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people. Ipartment.

37. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop, and the affectionate heart is broken. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

38. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can do ipartment.

39. Your head and ass are upside down again. Ipartment.

40. Zhang Wei: My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome. -Zhang Wei's ipartment

4 1, when the desire is awakened, when the passion is ignited, true love is nowhere to be found, because ta's smile always makes you fall. Ta is your best friend, your spiritual guide, and your warm harbor. You are so eager to go to ta that you can't wait any longer. Ipartment.

42. Lu Chunqiu has a cloud: My Lord is my Spring and Autumn, and I love it. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

43. The entertainment circle is too deep. Everyone is a woman. Why do you say that women are embarrassed? Therefore, take good care, women must be kind to themselves, especially women who are actors. Once you get sick, other women will take your job, even spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! -ipartment, Tang Youyou

44. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us! Ipartment.

What matters is not what you think, but what you do. -Zhanbo "ipartment"

46. Actually, I also know that it is more important than anything that a few right people can grow old together-ipartment, China star.

47. Men should be open-minded. Why did you hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. One hundred years is too long, and we seize the day-Lv Ziqiao's ipartment.

48. "What bright sword? It's romantic to take it for a while. I don't want a bright sword, or a dark battle is more suitable for me! " Ipartment.

49. "The price of pork is rising, and the carpet is short of two Jin with me. His carpet is not made of pigskin! " -Hu Yifei sighed "ipartment" in the face of the carpet missing 5 meters.

50. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death. Ipartment.

5 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet. Ipartment.

At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear. Ipartment.

53. I went out to bask in the sun again. No one will call you an idiot if it's dark! -ipartment, Sekitani Kamiki

54, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand. Ipartment.

55. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

56. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat. Ipartment.

57. Lv Ziqiao: asshole. Long Zaitian: Who is that bastard cursing? Lv Ziqiao: Bastard scolds you. Lv Ziqiao: Well, I admit I'm an asshole, too. However, now a handsome bastard is teaching you a lesson, you despicable bastard. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

58. The best friend is around, and the favorite person lives opposite. Pay close attention to the direction of petals floating in a certain month, somewhere. Yes, that place is called ipartment.

59. The story goes on, but we go further and further. Online, in order to relieve loneliness; Invisibility is to avoid disappointment What is lost will never come back, what comes back is no longer perfect, and what is perfect is not mine. Where is mine? Maybe my fate is really so embarrassing and so unbearable. Life is like this sometimes ... ipartment.

Flipping a coin can't give you an accurate answer, but at the moment when the coin is thrown into the air, you will understand what you want. Ipartment.

6 1, God, I can't wash it off when I jump into the sea in Japan. Ipartment.

62, Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

63. How realistic girls are these days! Who will sit there with you and criticize your feelings? Ipartment.

64. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. Ipartment.

65, freezing three feet, non-microwave oven can not be frozen! Ipartment.

I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I didn't know that meeting you was the best for me. Some people just miss ipartment carefully.

67. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy. Ipartment.

68. Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have ... ipartment.

69.(2) So beautiful and flawless, jumping and jumping, we multiply each other to get the dream number, perfect as an integer. We break the shackles of fate and gently dance the wand of love. Our square root has been solved. My love is reborn. I can't guarantee that I can give you a fairy tale world, and I can't guarantee that I can grow up overnight. But I promise, you can live freely and happily forever like a princess. -Lu "ipartment"

When you read this letter, I will be on my way to the airport. Please forgive me for changing my flight. I know that if I see you, I will definitely be unable to leave, because I can't bear to part with each and every one of you, especially you. The days with you are the happiest time in my life. Although I don't want to end, a new story is about to begin. Zhan Bo, I didn't understand. Love is. Love is when you love someone, you will give up your freedom in exchange for his freedom. Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will change your life and fulfill his wish. Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing in love is not necessarily the ending. You didn't lose your life when you traveled together. Forgive my naivety. This is the best ending I can think of. Ipartment.

7 1, I am allergic to time! Ipartment.

72. "I ate sesame seeds and beer lids, wonton and mothballs, patted the flies on my nails, went to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and my mobile phone fell into the merit box and couldn't be taken out." Ipartment.

73. In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate of heart and heart. Ipartment.

74. This feeling is like the plot in an old cartoon. A sailor saw the girl on the deck, then turned to his companion and said, hey, have you seen that girl? One day, I will marry her back. Ipartment.

75. There are seven young men and women with different backgrounds, identities and ideals living in a modest apartment and two ordinary suites. Here, a humorous story that seems ordinary but full of fun happens every day ... "ipartment"

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined. Ipartment.

77. "There is a thread in this ring!" "I know,' Made in China'!" Ipartment.

78. People who love you will say things you don't want to hear, because they don't want you to get hurt. Ipartment.

79. Actually, I also know that there are only a few right people. Ipartment.

80. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

8 1, Mo Yu once said: "Interpretation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil." So Yifei's wild life needs no explanation. Ipartment.

82. When faced with two choices, throwing a coin is always effective, not because it can give the correct answer, but because you know the answer you want from the moment you throw it in the air-Love Apartment 3 in Ceng Xiaoxian.

83. It's not terrible to die, but it's terrible to wait and die. Ipartment.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas. Ipartment.

85. I agree. It's my call. If there is any objection, she has the final decision. Ipartment.

86. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but also a Tang priest ... It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda ... It is not necessarily a bad person who has tattoos, and it is not necessarily a flying bird. It may be Li Ning's ipartment.

87. Who didn't like a few scum when he was young? -Lv Xiaobu's ipartment

88. Never be gentle and considerate, unreasonable, hard to say, hard to fight, hard to scold, and hard to provoke ... ipartment, Hu Yifei.

I admit that I like you very much. I have been crazy, lost and sad for you, but I can't convince myself to love you again. Our world is too far away. I can't delay myself and you because I am greedy for temporary satisfaction. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

90. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li! Ipartment.

9 1, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

92, the pursuit of peak feeling, create a happy life! Ipartment.

93. You are afraid of failure! Every time you talk to a girl, you always think, if I am rejected, it will be a miserable and humiliating thing, and how can you succeed! Ah! Be brave and go! It's like, there is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you, "Young man, do you want to get on?" You ask, "Where does this bus go? What time does the next stop arrive? Are there any seats left in the car? " The train has already left! We can only wait for the next one! But the next one comes, and you still face the same problem! After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station. Who cares! Get up! The train is moving forward, where to go is not important, the key lies in the scenery outside the window! When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything! -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

94. Lv Ziqiao: Why do you charge for napkins? Attendant: It's very cheap to charge you 50 cents. You see, every time I come, I always scare away many teenage customers. If it weren't for Brother Xian's sake, I'd accept a piece from you ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Ha ha, well said ... What, no, my face is only worth 50 cents? Ipartment.

95. Yifei: Forgetting to write a poem is just nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, when the girls saw it, the female hormone that was finally stimulated instantly became the cholesterol "ipartment".

96. For you, I am willing to be crazy again (www.siaNdian.com Flash Point Love Network)-Ceng Xiaoxian's ipartment.

97. Give me five copies of rape-Wan Yu's ipartment.

I don't need any souvenirs, because you are all my memories. Ipartment.

99. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones, let go of love.

100, hard life needs no explanation! -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

Mo Yu: I don't need an explanation. I'll tell you what explanation is. Interpretation is to explain the reasons for the change of things or the relationship between things or the law of the development of things through observation and thinking. Your explanation is a cover-up You're covering up the truth. Truth is the beginning of evil. It is the greatest sorrow of human beings that they like to hide. Ipartment.

102, what's your situation? At most, you have an ID card! -ipartment, Hu Yifei

103, there is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you, "Young man, do you want to get on?" You just ask, "Where is this bus going? What time does the next stop arrive? Are there any seats left in the car? " The train has already left, so you can only wait for the next one. But when the next bus comes, you still face the same problem. After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station. Who cares? Go up. The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is the scenery outside the window. When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything, because you think the train is too slow ...-ipartment, Lv Ziqiao.

104, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain. Ipartment.

105, I thought I was a god, able to settle myself and be universal to all beings. Ipartment.

106, I took a sip of salty soda ... It was delicious-ipartment, Chen Meijia.

107. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult. Ipartment.

108, man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? I can't find a toad with three legs, and there are many women with two legs! Ipartment.

109, since you have come to this world for a walk, live it well and paint your life with some colors! The goal of life should be far-sighted, but not too high. If you can't find the value of your existence, then think about how to give yourself an explanation, to your parents, to your friends and to your favorite people! Then enjoy the beautiful sunset and giggle, and draw a perfect end to your life! The meaning of living is to find the meaning of living: success requires sweat. Success, failure, laughter, crying, enjoy every link, look at the world with your heart, or think about the sentence "Happy is also a day, unhappy is also a day, why not be happy every day". Life is easy, life is easy, but life is not easy. Ipartment.

1 10, the most beautiful thing in love is not necessarily the end, and the journey together has passed a lifetime. Ipartment.

1 1 1. Life is like a one-way ticket with no return. There is no rehearsal, and every performance is broadcast live. Grasping every performance is the best treasure of life. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, life is your own, and success is hard work. Seize the present and enjoy life! No matter what you do, you have to face life. Escaping is not necessarily the most uncomfortable. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. Gains are not necessarily long-term. Losing is not necessarily gone. Turning around is not necessarily the most powerless. Don't rush to say that there is no choice. Don't think that there is only right and wrong in the world. There are more than one answer to many things, so we have a way to go. You can find a reason to be sad or happy! Ipartment.

1 12. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting on it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if. Ipartment.

1 13, "More stubborn than an ox, it's a rhinoceros!" Ipartment.

1 14, Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to see God's ipartment.

1 15, before I settle down and find the right life partner, I have to find myself first. -Wan Yu's ipartment

1 16, opportunities rained on me. But I avoided them all. Ipartment.

Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears. Ipartment.

1 18, ① I'm afraid I'll always be the root number three of loneliness. How wonderful the number three itself is. Why is my number three hidden under that ugly root sign? How I wish I were a nine, because nine only need a small operation to get rid of this cruel fate. I know it's hard for me to see my sun again, just like this endless 1.438+0 ................. I don't want my life to be so sad. Until that day, I saw another root number three. -Lu "ipartment"

1 19, step on the banana peel and slip, and then step on it until the ipartment is rotten.

120, Yifei: Are you going to get pregnant before you are 30? Fairy: I want to be a millionaire! Yifei: It's still possible to get pregnant. The amniotic fluid is almost in my head. Ipartment.

12 1, Passerby: I fell in love with my colleague A Zhi Passerby: but I didn't tell him: I told my colleague A Hao Passerby: A Hao promised me not to tell anyone: but my colleague Ade told me: A Hao secretly told another colleague Alin Passerby: Alin and A Zhi's ex-girlfriend Alan Passerby are very familiar: I was afraid Alin told Alan Passerby: Then Alan went back and told a story. Passerby: So I went to Ade to help me solve this problem. Passerby: Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up. Passerby: Now he is dating Alin. Let me go to Arlene. Passerby: But Alin told me that A Hao didn't tell him anything. Passerby: Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust in ipartment?

122, I was depressed because I was rejected. This is called lovelorn-ipartment by Lu.

123, my good friend fell in love with his classmate Xiao Zhi, but she didn't tell him. She told Xiao Hao, another classmate of hers, who promised not to tell anyone, but Xiao De, her classmate, told her that Xiao Hao secretly told Xiao Lin, another classmate of hers, that Xiao Lin knew Xiao Zhi's ex-girlfriend Xiao Lan very well. He was afraid that Xiao Lin would tell Xiao Lan, and then Xiao Lan would tell Xiao Zhi, which made her feel embarrassed. Fortunately, Xiaolan is now. So he went to Dede to solve this problem. Xiaode told her that Xiaolan had already broken up with him, and now she is in love with Xiao Lin and asked him to find Xiao Lin. But Xiao Lin told her that Xiao Hao actually didn't tell him anything. Now that she's dizzy, who should she trust? Ipartment.

Love won't stay. Ipartment.

125, don't hit others in the face, it hurts self-esteem-Zhang Wei's ipartment

126, happiness is not the only purpose of doing something. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

127. On this planet, except for seasonal sales, only the parties can call all at once. I'm telling you, throwing a party is like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. The more you tell them the threshold is high, the more they will participate. It's like you shouting in the street: beauty! Beautiful or not, promise to turn around. Who wants to admit that they are not qualified? -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao

128, we are two aspiring young people who are about to fly their ideals on the streets of New Year's Eve. -Lv Ziqiao's ipartment.

129, those who know how to relax find ease, those who know how to forget find freedom, and those who know how to care find friends. It's cold, not cold, but cold. If there is love in your heart, you won't be lonely! Life is short, everything is fleeting. Life is accidental, and death is inevitable! Why ask unnecessary questions about people, things, feelings and hearts? How did you get it? So what if you can't get it? The process of living is life! Don't ask yourself that every step you take is right, just ask yourself that every step you take is a life without regrets! To live is to find the value of your existence! Let yourself live a full life! . Ipartment.

130, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast-Lv Ziqiao's ipartment.

13 1. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it. -Lv Ziqiao "Love Apartment 2"

132, if you don't work hard today, work hard tomorrow! Ipartment.

133, if you dare not face her, you have not really forgotten her. Now is the best chance to prove that all this is over. -ipartment, Lin Wanyu

134, even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life-Lv Ziqiao's ipartment.

135, "You dress up in disguise and have ulterior motives. You can be defined as a terrorist! " Ipartment.

136, God told you to wait for the right person, happiness at the moment, and God's care and gratitude. Ipartment.

137, the train is moving forward, where to go is not important, the key lies in the scenery outside the window-Lv Ziqiao's ipartment.

138, give your abnormal pig brain a rest before giving you the next wrong instruction. Ipartment.

139, women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of nitrogen-Sekitani Kamiki's ipartment.

140, now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge. Ipartment.

14 1, I always worry about myself, afraid that my figure is not good enough, and I am afraid that my beauty will become less. I always wonder why I should worry about the world. Freedom is good. I always worry about them. Where is the prince? Frogs are also the main characters. What's the big deal about those things? They're like Martians. They are just like the weather. They are unpredictable. They are not on the same channel. I just want your smile. I want to escape. I want to escape. You are too noisy. Everyone is proud that I ran to you. I hope you can see me. As long as you just smile at me and treat me well, I want to run away. I don't think I'm noisy. In fact, it is obvious that few people are right and can grow old together. This is more important than anything. I always worry about them. I'm afraid I'm sad I'm afraid that love will go downhill. In fact, it is clear why I complain about mediocrity and ask for trouble. Love poems are always out of tune. Nobody taught ipartment.

142, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum. Ipartment.

143, Zi Qiao is right. I shouldn't run away anymore. I don't know when I began to have a crush on you. Maybe this is the last time I kiss you, maybe earlier. I have been thinking that without ipartment, my life has lost its color. Without you, my body lost its soul. You told me not to throw up thousands of cups. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

144, maybe one day, your brain will collapse, and then leave a pile of shit and a bandage the next day. However, life always goes on, because big things will be calm. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

145, at least a man, called Xiao Shenyang-ipartment of Hu Yifei.

146, "Don't think that the world has abandoned you, in fact, the world has no time to talk to you-Chen Meijia's" ipartment "

147, never discriminate against a madman. He just has a different view of the world from yours-Tang Youyou's ipartment.