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Ask a joke (for Valentine's Day ~ ~ ~)
Yesterday, I dreamed of God, who said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I want this person to look good. He pondered and said, take the globe and let me have a look.
How's this?
If you are brave enough, how about this?
If you were a meteor, I would chase you,
If you were a satellite, I would wait for you.
If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.
You,
Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !
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