English humorous jokes

His spouse fell into despair;

Accompanied by frequent sobs and mutual crying;

They all expressed their concern.

"A different reason," said Reverend Sly.

"The same effect may be given:

Poor Lupin was worried that he might die;

His wife, let him live. "

Reasonable sadness

Matthew pryor

Poor Rubin is lying in the hospital bed;

His wife fell into despair;

Frequent sniffing, relative crying,

It's all about expressing sadness.

"Different reasons," said the tactful priest.

"Will produce the same result:

Poor Rubin was afraid that he would die;

His wife is afraid that he will live. "

Dear White, there are some things you must know.

Dear white man, there are a few things you must know.

When I was born, I was black.

When I was born, I was black.

When I grow up, I am black.

I have grown up, and I am black.

When I am in the sun, I am black.

I am in the sun, I am black.

When I am cold, I am black.

When I am cold, I am black.

When I am afraid, I am black.

When I am afraid, I am black.

I am black when I am sick.

I am sick. I am black.

When I died, I was still black.

When I died, I was still black.

You-white people,

You-white.

When you were born, you were pink.

When you were born, you were pink.

It turns white when it grows up.

You have grown up and turned white.

You are red in the sun.

You are in the sun, you are red.

You are blue when you are cold.

When you are cold, you are blue.

When you are afraid, you are yellow.

When you are afraid, you are yellow.

You are green when you are sick.

When you are sick, you are green.

You were gray when you died.

When you die, you are gray.

And you, call me "color"

You call me a colored man?