Selected works of brain teasers and cold jokes?

Some people say that brain teasers can train IQ, but this is true. In the face of problems, sometimes I can't think of an answer by scratching my

Selected works of brain teasers and cold jokes?

Some people say that brain teasers can train IQ, but this is true. In the face of problems, sometimes I can't think of an answer by scratching my head. This is the charm of brain teasers. Let's play a joke on my head. I hope you like it.

Good brain turns cold.

1. Why does everyone say that kittens eat human flesh and don't spit bones? Answer: Because he ate a noodle.

2. What was the first sentence when Americans landed on the moon? Answer: American dialect

3. How to walk 300 miles a day? Answer: Stand still on the equator.

4. Why do bats often hang upside down? Answer: Because of its gastroptosis.

There are three birds on the ground. How many birds are left after killing one bird? Answer: one

6. Why does my brother never stop when he meets an intersection by military vehicle? Answer: He has driven a train before.

7. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become? Answer: Ten piles of lion shit.

8. A boat has to ferry 37 people, and only 7 people can be ferried at a time. How many times can it be completed? Answer: Six times, because every time a rower comes back.

9. Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.

10. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

1 1. On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: Through the window.

12. Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: No one dares to wake it up.

13. There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, remove the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

14. What kind of death is popular with death row inmates? Answer: die of old age

15. When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake there. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: He flew over.

16. What is the most valuable thing lost? A: Satellite.

17. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school he lives in is not the school he attended.

18. Why do blacks like white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my fingers.

19. Kindergarten is over, but no children go out the gate. What happened? A: The gate is under repair. Please take the test door.

20. When does the clock stop? A: The clock doesn't stop at all.

Classic riddle sharing

1. Guess a word from Bagua Mountain Spring. The answer is: root.

2. The water next to the octagonal building is open. Guess a word. The answer is: Song.

3. Bajie was furious and guessed that the answer was helium.

The monkey guessed a word with the elder, and the answer was: lion.

5. Guess a word from a distance and the answer is: miscellaneous.

6. Guess a word at close range. The answer is: miscellaneous.

7. The sun at o'clock guesses a word, and the answer is: morning.

8. Eight gentlemen guess a word and the answer is: strong.

9. Bajun guessed a word with the son of heaven, and the answer was: horse.

10. Eight company soldiers guess a word, and the answer is: Qiu.

1 1 .8 thousand miles over mountains and mountains, caring about my hometown for 30 years. Guess a word. The answer is: Bingchong.

12. Eight thousand soldiers guess a word, and the answer is: Cui.

13. Eight thousand soldiers guess a word, and the answer is: Cui.

14. Guess a word from Klang Ganzhou, and the answer is: Xiao.

15.88 guess a word and the answer is: meters.

16. Eight brothers guess a word while enjoying the moon. The answer is: take off.

17. Guess a word to commemorate Bayi, and the answer is: I will.

18. Nanchang welcomes Chaoyang on August 1st. Guess a word and the answer is: Xu.

19. Guess a sentence from the August 1st Uprising. The answer is: pay.

20. The flag of the August 1st Uprising fluttered. Guess a word. The answer is: the suburbs.

Classic joke sharing

A new colleague named Bian came to 1 school. Due to the shortage of housing, he was arranged to live in a bungalow. One day at noon, the leader came to visit and expressed his concern for young comrades. Unfortunately, he just washed his hair and just spilled water outside the door. The leader dodged and asked, "Is it Bian Xiao?" Colleagues quickly replied: "It's not urine, it's shampoo."

On the long-distance bus, a young man farted loudly, and a fashionable woman sitting next to him shouted at him three times in a row: "bah!" " "At this time, the young man asked unhurriedly," Comrade, why do you vomit when you eat fart? "

A man saw a beautiful woman in a bar, so he got up the courage to strike up a conversation. But this man is very nervous, so he is tongue-tied.

He said, "Little sister, I, I, my last name is ... Wu, can, can, can I talk to you? Can I talk to you?" 」

The young lady's understanding answer: "impotence has nothing to do with it. Maybe there are other ways to cure it!" " 」

A Russian got lost in the trip. In the evening, he went to a small village on the border of China. It is snowing all over the sky. He was too cold to stand up, so he knocked on the farmer's door and asked for accommodation.

An old lady asked loudly in the room, "Who are you?"

The Russian said, "ilych Wa Mopolov Krilavich!"

"There are too many people!" The old lady slammed the newly opened door and simply refused.