Just kidding, okay.

1, a person is very familiar with birds' calls. As long as he hears the birds' calls, he can tell what kind of birds they are.

His wife admires this and hopes that he can teach him this skill.

The man went to buy a lovely little alarm clock. Every hour, this noisy species makes different birdsongs. Then, he told his wife that these were birds singing.

One day, two people were working in the yard, and a bird was singing in the noisy room. The husband asked his wife, "What bird is chirping?"

The wife thought for a moment and replied, "It's five o'clock."

2. Husband: "You know you are reading magazines there without children. You should learn from the little swallow written above: the diligent little swallow mother sends food to the little swallow three or four hundred times a day ... "

Wife: "If only it were like the seahorse written above: the female seahorse put her eggs in the pouch of the male seahorse, and the mother of the seahorse would not have any more business ..."

3. One morning, my wife said to her husband in the mirror, "You said that if you come back from work to cook and wash clothes every day, I would do nothing and go to work."

The husband walked up to his wife, shook her arm and said, "wife, wake up, wake up, it's getting late."

4. A man called the doctor: "Doctor, my wife has always had a stomachache recently, like appendicitis."

Doctor: "I remember having your wife's appendix removed two years ago." I've never seen a man with two caecum. "

The man said, "haven't you heard that a man can have two wives?"