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The man who helped his wife fix the faucet hid in the closet when her husband came home! The plot is reversed, the apology letter comes

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Guided Reading

What does marriage mean?

In the words of European writer Giacomo Casanova, marriage is the grave of love.

In Qian Zhongshu’s words, marriage is a wall. People outside want to come in, and people inside want to get out.

It’s a gag that a good child belongs to one’s own and a good wife belongs to one’s neighbor.

No matter what the understanding is, in short, marriage does not seem to be as beautiful as the world imagines.

I once read a sentence that was quite touching. It comes from Qian Zhongshu's famous book "Fortress Besieged".

Honestly, it doesn’t matter who you marry. After getting married, you will always find that you are not married to the original person, but to another person.

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Stills under siege

After getting married, both parties have become more and more dissatisfied with each other, so why should they continue to live together? This is about the topic of "responsibility" in marriage.

Frankly speaking, it is a normal reaction for men and women to see a beautiful person of the opposite sex.

After a heart attack, whether or not to act depends on one's sense of responsibility for family and marriage.

Responsible men and women will know how to restrain themselves. For beautiful people of the opposite sex, they will pass by just one glance. If you feel really good, you should watch it twice.

Yes, I do. I needed to get back to reality in time.

No matter what the considerations are, we should at least maintain the apparent "integrity" of our marriage. "Integrity" is the basic bottom line of marriage. Once you cannot withstand the temptation and break through the constraints of ethics and morality, the family is likely to fall apart.

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He repairs faucets.

A long time ago, there were some jokes circulating on the Internet, saying that when some men and women were caught in a secret tryst, they could lie about the other party being a deliveryman, a repairman, a garbage collector, etc.

Unexpectedly, this scene actually happened in real life.

A young woman in Nanning was suspected of taking a man home, but was caught by her husband.

The husband took the "tool" and forced the man into the locker. He cried, complained and yelled at home.

The man was too scared to come out, and his husband stood outside and kept accusing him.

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The husband counted their scandals, but the man sincerely said that nothing happened to his wife and nothing happened, mainly because the husband came back suddenly and he was afraid of causing misunderstandings, so he hid in the store. In the locker.

After listening to her boyfriend’s explanation, the wife on the side held her child and slowly explained that he was here to repair the faucet and was hiding because he was afraid that you would misunderstand.

Some netizens commented that the wife should not lie because she did not show guilt or nervousness at all. She explained the whole process calmly and did not seem to show any guilt at all.

I help my wife fix the faucet. I heard that my husband was back, so I hid in the closet for fear of causing misunderstanding.

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After hearing the explanations from the plumber and his wife, the husband shouted hysterically:

I know you two are having an affair. You live in my house and sleep in my bed. You can all do this in front of your son.

My husband was heartbroken, and everyone who heard it shed tears and sighed.

In order to "pacify" the out-of-control husband, the wife and the repairman kept explaining "misunderstandings, misunderstandings."

From the beginning, I felt that netizens were too concerned. Maybe their faucet is really broken.

Sure enough, a letter of apology was circulated online. Suspecting the story was reversed, the couple wrote a letter of apology to the "faucet repairman."

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So, I advise all netizens not to worry and take care of your faucets when you go home.

Talk about marriage.

When people are in need of something, they naively think that only love can make people cry.

In fact, compared with love, if marriage makes people cry, it is called hysteria.

Marriage is like an onion. It is best to make it into a bonsai and put it up to look at slowly.

If you have to peel it off layer by layer, it will really make you cry.

It is also an onion. What you see is a bonsai, what you peel off is tears.

This should be another sentence of Qian Zhongshu:

Marriage is like an onion. If you peel it off layer by layer, you will find the marriage you talk about and the marriage you feel. Marriage, and the secrets within it. After peeling, you will cry.

But marriage makes people cry again. Why should we persist in marriage?

Because marriage is a kind of sustenance in life and is accompanied by the rest of life.

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Mr. Mu Xin has a short poem called "Once Upon a Time", which writes:

Once upon a time, the sun changed slowly; cars, horses and mails were all slow; there was only one love in my life one person.

Now, would this statement be laughed at as stupid?

I remember that people used to like "falling in love", and even online dating could be achieved.

Now, when you think about your side, does anyone say "love"? Everyone seems to focus more on "money".

I have met various people who always stipulate that people should live to understand that passion is the key to the non-existence of love.

Indeed. The vast majority of people who give up love and choose divorce in despair of marriage are by no means the so-called people who have different views and cannot speak.

Before entering the bridal chamber, the older generation had hardly met each other, and they had not grown older.

"Inconsistent views" and "inconsistent personalities" are both excuses, either with ulterior motives or immaturity.

The expectation for marriage still remains in the excitement of love. After the relationship cools down and peace returns to peace after marriage, it is difficult for them to accept normal living conditions. They just need to find that feeling in another person.

As for the matter of "fixing the faucet", we do not have the ability of God's perspective, and we do not know what the truth is. All I can say is that as the husband of the person involved, no matter what happens, he must remain calm and not be impulsive.

Say something and be reasonable. It’s not good to have “tools” in hand and create misunderstandings or even bigger things.