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Crosstalk Qufu and Wang Sheng Nezha

Miao Fu: There is no problem with being in the sea. No one can be in the sea.

Wang Sheng: You can be in the sea in any place as long as you take off your clothes at the beach.

Miao Fu: The third prince Nituo

Wang Sheng: Oh, who are you asking?

Miao Fu: Chentangguan Li Jing has three sons, Jintuo, Mutuo and Nituo

< p>Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: How can I trust the third prince to have an impression?

Wang Sheng: Oh, or you have a bad mind

Miao Fu: What's wrong?

Wang Sheng: You didn't remember the names of these three people. The eldest, Jin Tuo, the second, Mu Tuo, the third, Pi Tuo

Miao Fu: I have it, I have it< /p>

Wang Sheng: What do you have? Do you have gold? Is it in English?

Miao Fu: That’s the word where

Wang Sheng: Have you been to the temple?

Miao Fu: Been there< /p>

Wang Sheng: Namo Amitabha written on the wall is read out as Namo Amitabha

Miao Fu: Why?

Wang Sheng: Sanskrit Na

< p>Miao Fu: Isn’t it all simplified?

Wang Sheng: Traditional Chinese is traditional

Miao Fu: What you mean is traditional

Wang Sheng: Indian translation Sanskrit who came over

Miao Fu: Then his name should be

Wang Sheng: Nezha

Miao Fu: Nezha "Nezha Makes the Sea" I I like to read this story the most. The good guy got very dirty one day. Wang Sheng: Nezha. Why is this dirty? What should I do if I take a shower? There is a sea right in front of the door

Wang Sheng: Bohai Bay is there

Miao Fu: I clicked my bellyband and pulled it off

Wang Sheng : It’s all grown on the body, right?

Miao Fu: Once it stuck, he jumped into the sea

Wang Sheng: Look, he’s using onomatopoeia

< p>Miao Fu: He jumped into the sea and swam. He had to clean up the mud while swimming, but there was also a third prince in the Dragon Palace

Wang Sheng: The third prince of the Dragon King

< p>Miao Fu: Braised Cake for the Third Prince of the Dragon King

Wang Sheng: Ao Bing

"Full of Economics" was broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV on the evening of January 31, 2014 (the first day of the Lunar New Year in the Year of the Horse) The Spring Festival Gala was a cross talk work performed by Shaanxi actors Miao Fu and Wang Sheng. The cross talk combined traditional Chinese cultural idioms and mythological stories with foreign myths, achieving the effect of bringing together ancient and modern Chinese and foreign myths. The whole crosstalk covers jokes such as Jingwei reclamation, Kuafu chasing the sun, Nezha making waves in the sea, and water flooding Jinshan Temple. It organically combines Baoji dialect, Wuhan dialect, Tangshan dialect, Henan dialect, Sichuan dialect and other dialects, making it laugh-out-loud. Lots of points.