I want a great joke.

Part I: House prices have gone up, land prices have gone up, oil prices have gone up, electricity prices have gone up, water prices have gone up, food prices have gone up, meat prices have gone up, eggs have gone up, vegetable prices have gone up, drug prices have gone up, this has gone up, and that has gone up. How did one of them get up, and it's already up? The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China!