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The most disgusting words of 520 are also beautiful to the heart.
The weather has changed, and my love for you will never change; There are many changes in the earth, and my feelings for you will never change; I will never change my mind for you; Flowers bloom and fall, but I just want to love you, past lives. Love you in my heart, hold you in my arms, and wish to grow old with you!
3. You are a proud lily blooming in my pursuit of magic, waiting for my elegant rhyme to sprinkle the fragrance all the way to sing the love songs in your heart, shake off my fatigue and watch the sunset happily every morning. I love you, weave your beautiful feelings into a cocoon of poetry, shake the wonderful moonlight with my heart, and I will not be lonely every night!
It is my vow to love you all my life, and it will never change. Let's care about each other and understand each other. I will give you an understanding. Dear lover, you have given me hope and strength. I want to tell you that I will love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
Today, I thank God for letting me meet you. I have accumulated a lifetime of luck, just to spend my life together with you. Today, I make a promise of love. Red roses are like my beating heart, telling you my love. At this moment, I say my wish, dear, I would like to hold your hand and grow old with my son!
6, with roses, let romance render your beauty; Walking with chocolate, let deep affection convey my love; Dancing with the stars, let the stars shine your thoughts; With happiness, let happiness fill your charming smile.
7. It's hard to love you in my heart, but I can't express my love by winding a short message. The sun is shining, but not as colorful as my love. The sea dries up and the rocks crumble, and the sun and the moon have no light. I love your heart, and the universe touches everything. Don't you feel it? Aren't you shocked? Are you still not tempted?
8. Missing is the most beautiful note. Warm love will last a lifetime. Hanging is the most beautiful poem, light tenderness, lifelong memory, caring is the most beautiful dance, gentle crossing, eternal memory; Romance is the most beautiful brush, thick sketch and beautiful memories; Love is the most beautiful song. Singing loudly is the sweetness of life.
9, because I understand what a heartbeat is; It's you, I understand what sweetness is; Because, I know what happiness is; It's you, I understand what happiness is. I love you, my heart moves with you, and you are in my heart!
10, in the Chinese book, is the sweetness of butterfly lovers; In history class, compare Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji; In math problems, study the probability of meeting you again; In the atlas, find the nearest distance to you; Sweet memories are hidden in the Woods of the playground; Warm campus, only because of your deep love. Give you sweet feelings and warm love!
1 1. I don't need sweet words to love you, because I only have you in my heart. A short message came and there was an expression between the lines. I love you for the 520th time, and today makes you happier. I wish you happiness, worry-free, happiness, beauty and good luck.
12, youth, we know each other, know each other, how many spring, summer, autumn and winter we have gone through together, and how many glorious nights we have spent together caring for each other. What we are doing now is not to make ourselves regret in the future, because we have pursued happiness and seen the figure of happiness. I love you, wife, will you accompany me through the long life?
13, you are always the most beautiful, because you are my sun; You are always the smartest, because you are my star of wisdom; You always know me best, because you are a boat in my heart. I love you. It is as common and important as breathing. Happy, dear.
14, all the way from mud to beautiful scenery, we listened hand in hand under the eaves, fantasizing that the wedding in the church was held to bless us. You are the brightest star in my life, always guarding our dreams in the silent night sky; The world is so big, my love is endless as long as you understand and accompany me. Do everything in the world, just to make your life rich.
15, you are a happy flower fragrance, which keeps my heart ups and downs, and my love for you is elegant and fragrant; You are a ray of warm sunshine, which makes my love mellow for a long time and full of illusions about our future. I love you, and I would like to fly freely in the clear sky with you to moisten and nourish our friendship!
16, because I know what a heartbeat is; It's you, I understand what sweetness is; Because, I know what happiness is; It's you, I understand what happiness is. I love you, my heart moves with you, and you are in my heart!
17, I don't know why I love you, but I fell in love with you at first sight, and I am deeply attached. I have always loved you from the moment I met you, whether it was a strip of water to the ends of the earth or the moment I saw things change. I love you and hope that we will love each other forever.
18, put Pandora's Box and my thoughts on the moon, and shine with the moon, moon and stars. Even though years have swallowed up our beautiful youth, I will never forget the mark you left on me! I love you and wish you the most beautiful!
19, may you be Sherlock Holmes, and discover my love bit by bit; May you be a detective Conan and feel my love all the time; May you be Di Renjie, and always see my love, 520, my dear, I will always love you! Do you feel it?
20, in addition to love, in addition to missing, in addition to care, consideration, blessing, I seem to have nothing to give you, so ashamed! But I think, you are one of the billions of people in the world, so you are very rare for me! I think no matter what, no matter what, I will cherish you and everything you have given me! I love you and cherish fate is a love song that I sing to you with my heart!
2 1, a period of youth, two people looking back; A piece of honey is sweet and shared by two people; A period of hardship, two people bear; A plate of spicy, two people taste; A joke makes two people happy; A little wonderful, two people applaud; A mistake makes two people nervous; A romantic table makes both of them very happy. Dear, you and I both have the same dream, and happiness blooms on the road of love like flowers. 520, love you forever!
22, is you, let me no longer sad in decadence; You let me find hope in the down and out; It is you who make my lonely heart no longer confused. I love you all my life, and my love for you will never change, no matter the end of time, or the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!
23. I would like to turn into a wintersweet, and fragrance will surround you with thoughts. I would like to turn into a beam of sunshine, reflecting happiness and making you laugh. I would like to turn into a flying snowflake, and romance will be beautiful with the beautiful scenery. I would like to turn into a bright moon, and love will weave a happy dream until I am old. 520, love you forever!
24, a love, tangled heart, the happiest is a lifetime; A love, lingering in my heart, most afraid of being for a while; I love you all my life. I can't listen to sweet words or watch romantic feelings. I will only perform for you all my life. Love you forever!
25. It's you, let me wait forever, Qian Shan will pursue it, silently rejoice and be sweet together. 13。 1。 4. Loving you is to accompany you all the way to the end, never leaving, never doubting, for a lifetime.
Don't wait until you lose your job to realize that it is difficult to find a job. Don't wait for the people around you to leave before you regret not cherishing it; Don't wait for your lover to turn around to remember to say I love you; Love needs to be cherished and cared for, and it needs bold declaration. Dear, I love you all my life!
27, a mountain, can not be separated by two lovesickness, a horizon, can not be silent, the breeze bamboo forest, immersed in your taste, country road, hiding your smile, 520 love you all your life, dear, I will miss you all my life, love you all my life!
28. There are not many buildings, just a home, and there are not many wives. It is enough to have you. Love is not long, life is enough. Love each other and grow old together. Beauty pulls over, wife is in my heart, ladies and hot girls hate it, the most beautiful and best, a good wife at home, I swear to like it, the first wife. Wife, I love you all my life!
29. Love flowers are poisonous and born in valleys. Beauty has an appointment, and the willow shoots on the moon. Whether it is a breeze of meeting or a breeze of parting, it is a commitment to love. From childhood friends to white sunset, what is love in the world? Love you forever!
30. In such a beautiful season of heartbreak, are you also on the other side of the distance, raising worrying sails, surging forward with the longing for tears and the expectation of returning, shaking the oars of love and affection for our interdependence? 520, love you forever.
The most disgusting words
The most disgusting words, disgusting words
1. I think fifty years later, I must still love you as I do now.
Comments: I don't think I will love you so much in five months.
2. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life.
Comments: Hum, I will go to bed two days after I know you, dreaming!
Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.
Comments: Am I too beautiful or the freckles on my face are too beautiful?
My cat is very hairy. Can you take care of it for me? ...
Comments: Yes, I'm a vet. I help you pet your cat.
I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. ...
Comments: It seems that after seeing me every day, you will still look at the photos of Sarah Si Tong?
Please be my baby.
Comments: No, I am like the Monkey King. I will pee in your hand.
7. I don't know, is loving you a thoughtful reason?
Comments: Hehe, if it is a diamond jewelry, it will be more intimate.
8. I want to grow old with you
Comments: Well, you are 60 this year and I am 20 this year. Can I still see it when I'm old?
9. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?
Comments: Yes, yes, your wallet is always with you. I just went to the bathroom.
10. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !
Comments: Don't worry, others are raising their glasses to celebrate your poverty alleviation.
1 1. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..
Comments: vegetable market! Yes! You must learn to buy food, cook, wash clothes and take care of children.
12. Since you appeared, I know that someone's love is so beautiful. ..
Comments: I'm sorry, are you saying that no one has loved you before? Then I'll think about it.
13. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
Comments: Well, that makes sense. I gave you a compass.
14. I love you until the end of the world.
Comments: There are languages. This year is the end of the world.
15. For you, rain or shine will not change.
Comments: Yesterday you said that I was fat and you didn't want me.
16. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.
Comments: No, I can't get up in the morning.
17. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.
Comments: OK, I will try to keep smiling when mummified.
18. Only you know my world.
Comments: Yes, I am the only person in China who knows Creana Javanese.
19. Just hiding you in my heart.
Comments: Then find a stalk. All right.
I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.
Comments: It doesn't matter, since you love me, you must set me free.
Beautiful and touching sentences
1, it turns out that giving up is the biggest chance. Smile and get friendship; Willing to tolerate, you get the atmosphere; Willing to be honest and get friends; Give up face and get reality; Give up debauchery and get health; Give up your reputation and get a happy life; If you are willing to give, you will get a good name; Give up the world of mortals and get Buddha; If you are willing to be small, you may be big; If you are willing to get close, you may go far.
2. It is important that people should be honest with themselves, leave no regrets for themselves, have a sense of responsibility, be kind to others and be charitable. Learn to be indifferent, not haggle over every ounce, understand the importance and unimportant of current events, and be able to bear and let go, so that life will have a bright tomorrow.
3. Ordinary days become brilliant and colorful because of ideals. I feel that those boring days that have been repeated repeatedly have become busier and more fulfilling than you think. I looked at the old wall clock and rickety pendulum on the wall, like the oars of the years, making a slow ripple and a suitable struggle history.
I don't think I am qualified to talk about time, or even to say that thing called day in silence. Time is written by people. In the torrent of time, I am as small as a millet, but I look up at great men and dream of standing on their shoulders in the future.
The meaning of happiness is not too simple for everyone, just because people want too much, and happiness is never associated with complexity.
6. I know you will come, no matter how many reincarnation there will be before this; No matter how long and lonely the waiting road is; No matter what the scenery is like along the way, whether you are nostalgic or not, whether I am lost or not; No matter how long the impermanence and vicissitudes of the world will make us miss it ... in short, I believe that after countless scattered and vicissitudes, we will definitely meet.
Life reminds me all the time, don't show your emotions easily, because you are not that naive child, you should be strong and see through the reality. This is the law of survival. Yes, life is a glass of wine. Taste it slowly and get slightly drunk.
8. Snowflakes give me infinite reverie and poetic romance. Snowflakes dance with my heart, accompany me through those youthful years, and bloom holy flowers in my heart.
9. We like to prove ourselves in various ways and hope to be recognized by others. It is no exaggeration to indulge yourself a little and show your pride occasionally. If you live like a stagnant pool, you will lose interest in yourself even if others don't lose interest in you.
10, we are eager to have a strong heart, we can do not like things, do not care about our attitude towards life, we have a sentimental heart, we know the world and learn the skills to survive in this world. Life gives all sentient beings equal length. We edit other people's wonderful clips into our own movies. We learn from success. We don't want to take detours, make great strides, or sacrifice our self-esteem when necessary.
1 1. Life is a process of choice. In order to succeed in your dream, you must learn to persist and resolutely refuse all kinds of temptations, even if a person repeats boring days and chews loneliness and cold. We should believe in ourselves and constantly motivate ourselves. Even if the last thing we insist on doesn't come true, we can face it calmly. Honesty after giving up wholeheartedly is at least much happier than giving up regret lightly.
12, if possible, let me make a snowflake. In order to find affection, I am willing to fall in any corner of my hometown with deep attachment. In order to find true love, I would like a moth to put out the fire and melt in the palm of my lover's hand, and flowers will bloom for a person for a lifetime. I will perform my life perfectly in the ups and downs, because I know that the meaning of life lies not in its length, but in its wonderful.
13, I saw that the water is thin, the mountains are cold, and the winter is rich because of snowflakes. I see people's hearts are only separated by snowflakes. I saw relatives warming each other in the snow. I saw lovers holding hands and watching snowflakes flying all over the sky. I see that life is colorful because of snowflakes.
14, snowflake is a dancing spirit, snowflake is a beautiful angel, I think it's for love. For the sake of a beautiful encounter, I explained the deep lovesickness, told the family affection with lotus-like feelings, and explained the pure and regretless love with life.
15, recite a song to the oak tree, I think you will pass by here. We will stop and smile at the distance of flying flowers, and we can capture our feelings and confusion from the clothes of flowers. Is it clear and bottomless? You come gently, and I greet you step by step. Even this sea of flowers is not as gentle and gorgeous as the pear vortex in your lips.
16, some people say that first love is the sweetest; But some people say that first love is the most bitter. However, for me, first love has a time limit. It is not only sweet, but also mixed with this bitter taste.
17. When we are together, the first love is like fireworks, so charming, so beautiful and so short. As people say: separation means meeting.
18, when we face things, we may have new vitality by changing our mood; In another mood, failure is just a test; In another mood, everything is a joke; Change your mood and welcome a better tomorrow!
19. Looking back on those years, along the way, what I remember most is those years among children. A family that is not rich but still warm, a figure that will still take responsibility for me when I do something wrong, and an ordinary but profound kindness are all in my mind.
Seeing his smile gives me the courage to face setbacks and go on. Seeing him holding my hand, I knew that even if I closed my eyes, everything would be fine. Seeing him angry, I couldn't help laughing, because I know that he cares about me so much.
2 1. Dreams don't wait. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared. The process of realizing dreams is tortuous and complicated, but the future is bright. Pursuing dreams is a spiraling process. There may be pain and tears on the way to chasing dreams, but as long as you don't worry, aim high and do things with a normal heart, it will be extremely sweet to get into trouble. Don't forget to look up at the blue sky when you are busy, don't forget to look at the changes of the four seasons, don't forget to look at the people who have been with you to encourage you, and don't forget. ...
22. The time of youth passes slowly at your fingertips. We are no longer ignorant teenagers. The shyness of the past has gradually been replaced by maturity, and the playful face has long been replaced by a calm smile. Several degrees of spring and autumn, several degrees of sunset red. Time engraves the rings of the years on the face, embarks on the journey of wandering, and joins hands with the bright moon and starry sky, which is the home of wanderers.
23. Snowflakes are floating. I seem to be carrying these flying flowers across the alleys in the south of the Yangtze River, the land in the north of the Saibei River and the north and south of the Yangtze River, spreading warmth all the way, conveying beauty and romance, and meeting the hope of spring.
24. I have an ideal in my heart. I feel that rainy days are better than sunny days, and the cold season is full of warmth.
25. What is happiness? It is the warmth of a small family, mutual care and love, mutual encouragement and support, and tolerance and explanation when you are sad. It is not harmonious opinions and differences, but thinking and forgiveness after the passage of time.
The most disgusting words in history
The most disgusting words in history
Most plagiarized love words
Once there was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to her: I love you. If we must add a deadline to this promise, I hope it is 10 thousand years.
The most fanatical love story
I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as hot as on the equator.
The most exaggerated love words
When I love you, I feel the earth moving.
Sweetest love words
I am like the chocolate you sent me, melting in your mouth.
The most seductive love words
If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.
The loveliest love words
I just wait to lie at your feet, like a puppy who loves you.
The most practical love words
One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my pet. Every time I use it, I will use it for the rest of my life unless you give me another one.
Miss you when you are sad, just like miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.
The warmest love words
Always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden, and put 10 glass of iced milk where you can reach it.
The most ridiculous love story
Say to a woman I just met: I think I have had a crush on you for a long time. I fell in love with you before you were born.
The sweetest words in eat drink man woman.
The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.
The most unimaginative love words
I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.
The saddest love words
The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you! Amy Cheung
The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love. -At the end of Epilepsy Sage, Tang Sanzang (Nicholas Tse) tampered with the version.
The hardest sweet words to say.
I just want to spread my kiss all over your skin.
The most unequal love words (classic sentences)
Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!
I really hope that we can become butterflies, even if only three days in summer are enough ... I get more happiness in these three days than in the usual 50 years.
The most sensual love story
Who says it's winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
The most childish love words
I love my wife most. After marriage, I am just a child, a kind and dark child. -Liu Qingyun versus Guo Aiming.
The most desperate love story
I found that my love for her can cost me all my reputation, status and even my life. I have a feeling of throwing caution to the wind. -Jet Li vs Nina Li Chi
Love words that are most in line with biological laws
The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.
The most torturous love words
Don't charm me with gentle call, don't charm me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.
The most direct love words
I tell you: first, I love you; Second, I still love you; Third, I still love you ... I love you.
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