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Well, my clothes have lost weight again. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? It's hard to be rich without money. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me. I love you. What do you care? Yours is mine, mine is mine. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge. Confucius said in Sichuan, "It is good to have a boat." Driving is not difficult, but there are new people. I only hate two kinds of people: 1. Teachers. Don't call me if I don't know how to count, but even if you don't call you, I won't call you Mud. Dizziness doesn't mean dizziness, it doesn't mean dissatisfaction, it means-damn it. Big brother is not called big brother, but-elder brother. Opinions are not opinions, but-my humble opinion. Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP. Making suggestions is not making suggestions, but-patting bricks. Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top. Looking good doesn't mean looking good; It is called-Haokang thief, not a thief; This is called-chasing girls, not chasing girls; This is called-bubble mm sister, not a sister; It's called -jj Brother is not called brother, but-gg. Posting is not called posting, it is called-irrigation. The screen name is not the screen name, but -id. Fans are not called fans, but-fans. Envy is not envy, but-drooling. A pervert is not called a pervert, it is called -bt admiration, not admiration, called -pf joy, not joy, called happiness! Dancing is not dancing, it's dancing! Things are not called things, they are called Dongdong! Adult jokes are not called adult jokes, they are called yellow jokes! Someone invites you to dinner, it's not dinner, it's dinner! Excitement is not excitement, it is excitement! Super excited is not super excited, it is high! Ability is not called ability, it is called material! If I throw up, I don't want to throw up. I call me Tai Boba, bbs faints, goodbye to ft, 3 166, which means I don't want to spit. My name is 165. I love you, but I don't want to. My name is 520. It's not bad luck, it's bad luck A bath is not a bath, it's a shower! The working class is called working class! Having skill is not called having skill, it is called-having materials; Bad luck is not bad luck, it is called failure; The general manager is called ceo! UFOs are called UFOs! Pop music is called pop! Rank 1 is the first! The top 10 is called the top ten. There is news but no news: marriage is not called marriage; A cockroach that fainted is not called a cockroach, but a cockroach. Rogue is not called rogue, but-lock the door; Just because you don't understand doesn't mean you don't understand. This is called-dizzy discontent, this is called-meeting for meeting, this is called-gathering wealth, this is not called rich people, this is called-VIP giving advice, this is called-pat brick support, this is called-top strong support, this is called-crazy top disloyalty, this is called-chasing girls for an affair, this is called-chasing girls for dinner. Making a phone call-drooling and having fun is not fun, making a phone call-dancing happily is not dancing, making a phone call-dancing happily is not calling anything, making a phone call-Dongdong invites others to dinner, not inviting others to dinner, making a phone call-calling excited is not exciting, making a phone call-calling capable is not capable, making a phone call-expecting bad luck is not bad luck, and calling-declining single women is not called single women. It's called-bachelor. A cockroach is not called a cockroach, it is called-Xiao Qiang has been bitten by countless mosquitoes. It's called-the new mosquito is not good-looking, it's called-striking! Online ugly girls are not called ugly girls-called dinosaur online ugly boys are not called ugly boys-called frog online experts are not called experts-called prawns online low hands are not called low hands-called novices to read posts are not called posts-called "look at me" is not called "me": called "I" is not good, called 8 wrong to die, called 74 to kiss you, called 77/kloc- Calling porridge is to wish you happiness, not happiness. To make a pig happy is to call it 94, right, wrong, right, 42, no, no, no, tell the watch to kick your ass: short for kicking your pp ft, pint: dizzy, dizzy. Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation. Xxxx's statement: a verb is postpositioned, for example, someone eats and says xxxx:xxxx is in progress, which is xxxx. For example, surfing the internet ing pp: photos, but if you mean hitting pp, it's kicking your ass. Kick your ass bt: pervert. Compared with other segments of the cloud, Shuiban is the place where bt haunts. Hit him (her, it) sl: pervert. The characteristics of floating clouds are that there are many wolves and mm and gf: girlfriend, girlfriend BF: boyfriend, boyfriend kao, fuck, cuff: curse, use md: curse carefully, especially carefully! Tmd: Swear, be very careful! Tnnd: swear, be especially careful! Jjww: Whoops, it refers to the way people speak. Sjb: Neuropathy pmp: Flattery mpj: Flattery Kick: Flatter: Slap kh: Sunflower, that is, a master of practicing Sunflower Collection. A master in the cloud has reached the realm, and everyone calls him kh instead of his name. Khbd: sunflower collection pxjf: swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits, derived from swordsmanship sp: Support for Khbd and kh, Support for Micro: A modal particle for kh, Pig: Sleeping porridge: Like jam: I'm flattered bxcm: Ice Snow Smart lol: Laugh out loud, laugh out KFC: kxx &;; Fxxx & cxx, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC PK: player kills, hackers, attacks, which can also be understood as kbtw: Right, right, ps: two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software) Cu: Goodbye bb: Baby, lover, child, byebye, see the specific usage of the bow, although: super sauce purple. Banzhu: moderator, forum manager, compares Shuiban to a small shop, such as a bucket, a water ghost, a narcissus, a water king and a jellyfish. It refers to a female sailor made by a water-filling madman and a jellyfish. In the version, the diver: the guy who likes to watch others irrigate but doesn't irrigate himself is crazy. He can't stand stimulation and behaves abnormally. Thx, 3x: Thank sigh: sigh cool: cool pm: forum private letter zip it: shut up DL: download, download pub: scanned online. BRB: Be right back, be right back. Talk to you later. Bye, talk to you later. BBL: I'll be right back. Come back later. Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread powder: very, very protein: BD+BC+SJB Love Tiger Oil: I love you, I love you. Watch: no, for example, the watch is too good, not too good. Collapse: the sound of fainting. Baby pig: spoken language from ccf, good boy's head shot: if you attract people in the game, blow people's heads off. 4242: Yes, yes, 748: Go to hell. 886,88: Goodbye. 847: Don't be angry. 987: Don't go, don't go. 5555: crying xxx: something unsuitable for children. Nonsense. 14 14 meaning. 253 No.253 Oputu, a man bowed at the ceremony. Bye, bye. (Japanese) 3h students, three good students. 3q thank you, thank you. 4242. Yes, yes. 4 people for the people. 4 stands for. Five-five, five-five (crying). 7456 pissed me off. Go to hell. 8 147 Don't be angry. 84 is not. Similarly: 848 (true). 848, come on. 874 mouths. Picture 874, a dynamic effect, comes from the website of Maopu, in which a woman slaps a man's mouth with a broom. Bye. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Eight is wrong. It's good. 9494. Exactly. Figure 999 of the 999 Puff website is used to express extreme surprise or admiration. Bc idiot bf boyfriend, boyfriend. And of course: bl/gl glass, homosexuality. Boys' love (homosexuality) and girls' love (lesbianism). Robots. By the way, goodbye. Bt pervert. For example, surfing the Internet with a runny nose is also bt. Or bittorrent, a new p2p download tool. Cc① Hee hee, hee hee, hee hee. Ha ha. (2) Xiaoyi Wen, jealousy. Cft is comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. (English) The abbreviation of CGP computer game pseudodementia, computer game dementia. Computer graphics. Cool, cool. Sometimes it is also used: "pants" and "library" are all from "cool"! Cosplay costume drama, playing your favorite role, comes from the pronunciation of [ko-su-pu-re] in Japan. Niu * *, kao. Used to curse. Ct police. Bye, bye. Dbc idiot DC 1 digital camera (digital camera). ② The famous Game model dreamcast produced by Sega. Brother dd. The structural auxiliary word "de" of "de" is specially used at the end of a sentence to express emphasis. Ex.: That's not true, Sandy! Dlddownload, download. Sometimes "when" or "down" is used. Suppress the modal particle "ya". Cute, pathetic, unloved. Taiwan Province/Taiwan Province girl means rustic and vulgar. (Taiwanese). Originally refers to the early Taiwan Province/Taiwan Province people. Vomiting blood describes depression. Roaring for dinosaurs, unclear mood. Vomiting is like the object of vomiting. Hehehe. Uh-oh, Donald often uses modal particles. A nosebleed describes being shocked.