The most humorous love words

1. Last night, I sent a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

When I am black and white, I am as good as milk and chocolate, and as inevitable as brown bread and milk. We are made for each other!

I swear to marry you as my wife! Don't try to escape from my clutches in this life! Why don't we use turtles as our floats so that we can be together! This period is ten thousand years! Years! Years!

There is no problem between you and me. It's all caused by bickering. Don't say you're sorry. You pay for dinner together.

5. Men are twenty Pentium, thirty Microsoft, forty Panasonic and fifty Lenovo.

6. I want to share everything with you, because I can't find another woman who matches me except you.

7. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

8. Is your Mandarin standard? Please repeat after me: look at it, look at it, look at it, forget it, look at it, look at it … OK, stop barking and eat the bones.

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

10, the love decorated with flowers can't stand the wind and frost, and the love promised by vows can't stand the setbacks. My love for you is expressed by actions. I will take good care of and cherish you with the love of my life, and never change!

1 1, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

12, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"

13. Every time I meet you, my heart is always beating. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me.

14. How many times have you appeared in my dream? How many times have I called you from my heart alone? I just want to hold your hand and walk the road of life. How great is love? Get married.

15, the crow said: I am burning charcoal in the swan; The sparrow said: I am an opium smoker among peacocks; The parrot said: I am the one sitting on the stage among the swallows; The roast duck said, I set myself on fire.

16, since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you. ...

17, how many times have I told you not to go out at night, but you just don't listen. No, I came to my dream again last night and didn't want to wake up!

18, the hot summer is long, the rolling heat wave has nowhere to hide, the eyes are black and flustered, and the head is sweating; Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold sugar, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

19, remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

20. I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on you, dear. Happy Valentine's Day online.

2 1, what is romance, knowing that she doesn't love you, and giving her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

22. If you don't marry me again this year, I will start to have a fear of marriage next year!

23. You shake your head and throw out the tenderness of a place. You twist your waist and wring out endless worries. You laughed and stole my soul. You are the sweetness and trouble that I can't get rid of in this life.

When the petals are flying, please be my beautiful bride.

If you don't think my memory (deposit) is insufficient and my hardware (house) is not perfect, I hope to share a server with you.

26. Forgive me for telling a stranger Cupid your mobile phone number. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

27. Holding your wife's hand is like holding your right hand with your left hand; Holding the young lady's hand seems to have returned to 1899; Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it.

28. Break the wife's life tenure system and implement the aunt shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

29. First love, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

30. In this life, if I can only realize one wish, I would like to have you by my side; You asked me what I was afraid of, but I couldn't speak. I just held you tighter.

3 1, the water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love has just begun; You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart!

32, please read: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

34. If my life is a puzzle, you are the most important piece. My world is doomed to be incomplete without you. So please stay with me forever, and let my life be intact without regrets.

I've always wanted to say something to you, but you know its weight. Once I say it, maybe we can't even be friends, but I can't control my feelings! Now I summon up courage to say to you: When will you invite me to dinner?

36. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

Do you want to marry me in this life or in the next?

Missing you is the only thing I can do, and loving you is the only way I can go!

Seeing your happy smiling face reminds me of last year when I was waiting for you downstairs with roses. That night, the cold wind did not cool my love for you. I hope I can be with you every Valentine's Day.

40. Life is sometimes very helpless. Without you, I am not lost. Life is always long. I am not lonely without you. I don't envy short-term excitement. I yearn for plain running water. Time flies. What makes me happiest is that you are still by my side!

4 1. I give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where you are, even in hell, no matter how far you go.

43. I miss you so much that you can't put out the Atlantic Ocean. If we can live together in this life, we will love you until the universe is destroyed. Never mind the change of the world, the rose in my heart will never fade!

44. I walked alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and hurt my heart. Your name is on it.

You know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I made sacrifices.

46, I sing a song, the song has loneliness, about your loneliness, know the plot, romantic Valentine's Day, sweet and sweet, can you hold hands, accompanied by a white head.

If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

48. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; I am your punching bag when you are depressed; When you got married, I was your lover! Marry me!

49. A pig and a penguin were put in a refrigerator at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

50. A rooster and a hen are husband and wife. They are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the brains of these chickens. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to watch the chicken. Silly chickens secretly look at their mobile phones when people are not looking.

5 1, one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

52. When you are asleep, I can only store my thoughts in your mobile phone; When you wake up, my thoughts can be stored in your heart; When I see you, I will wrap my thoughts around you. Miss you and hope everything is all right!

53. If you are separated from Sanqiu, it is because of missing; The night is long because I miss you; The exhibition turned to the opposite side because of loneliness; I sleep alone because I'm counting sheep.

54. A king asked his minister to look for one hundred turtles, but the minister found ninety-nine. The king asked why, and the minister said, The other one is looking at the mobile phone!

I don't want love to be unattainable. I don't want to be trapped in my own fence. I don't want to sigh when my hair is white. I just want to hold your hand and walk towards a happy tomorrow together!

56, a meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; A spray splashed on the rock, and I missed my blessing; A story is only told once, and I missed it; I only go once in my life, but I will never miss you.

57. When you saw this message, you were poisoned. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

58. According to the FBI news: 12, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone ... Hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day!

59. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

60. After system testing, your mobile phone has been infected with WAP virus. Please open the fuselage immediately and bend the circuit board 90 degrees!

6 1, meeting you is a beautiful miracle in life; Without you, everything is no longer worth cherishing; My life is meaningless without you. Please allow me to tell you: I love you forever!

62. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life.

63. I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

64. 1 angle = 10, 1 love 1 attachment 1 tenderness 1 consideration 1 tolerance 1 pity 1 concern.

65. With you, flowers bloom every day; With you, dress up beautifully every day; With you, smile every day; With you, love will appear every day; With you, your wish will come true day by day; With you, I will be happy! Say hello, my only one

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

67. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

68. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

69. God saw people thirsty and created water; God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.

70. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine!

7 1, since ancient times, who has no shit and who defecates without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

72. Looking at the drizzle outside the window, I think I have had a crush on you for a long time. I will graduate soon, and I hope to have the opportunity to send you a love letter that I have put away for a long time tomorrow!

73. The world of love is very narrow and can only accommodate two people. () You only have me, and I only have you, so clean. My world is smaller, there is only room for one person, that is you, you are the only one. What about your world?

74. If there are clouds in the sky at this time, I will have an excuse to miss you; If there is wind outside the window at this time, I have reason to hug you; If your cell phone rings at this time, that's when I miss you most.

Hello: Today is International Women's Day. On behalf of the International Women's Federation, I officially inform you that all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Please come here.

76. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

77. In this life, if I can only realize one wish, I want you by my side and hold you tightly in my arms.

78. After the heat, my heart is indifferent, and the instantaneous glory can't bring me unforgettable yearning.

79. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

80. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

8 1, the power of love is peace, regardless of reason, custom, honor or disgrace. It can make all the fears, shocks and pains you feel sweet.

82. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I just watch you be impulsive and cooperate with you. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!

83. You are the person I have been looking for from heaven to earth and across the ocean. Promise me, at least, that you will never leave my sight again in this life, okay?