As the saying goes, a smile is ten years old. I hope everyone can always smile and face life with a smile. Ask for 6 humorous jokes!

20 10 the most popular humorous quotations

1. I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave. -We should treat fate and love like this.

1. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

1, the most brilliant moment of Apple is hitting Newton on the head!

1. If you can't be together, you can't be together. In fact, your life is not that long.

1. You shine when I love you, and you are nothing when I don't love you.

You know that God is unfair. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

1, you said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future, it doesn't matter, I am willing to be someone you don't like.

1. All men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while. So, if you want to lie, lie to me for life!

1. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

1. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

1. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they love someone by mistake.

1, mom says people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

1, love is a glass of wine, I carefully held it to my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

1, I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time. ......

1, be nice to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

1, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

1, I waited for your concern and closed my heart.

1, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.