Toilet joke

When I was shopping, I suddenly felt a pain in my stomach, so I walked into a hot pot restaurant on the corner and wanted to borrow a toilet. I couldn't find the first floor, so I ran to the second floor and was still decorating. It was empty, only to find that there was a toilet door labeled "Failure to be repaired, please do not use it". I really can't help it. Anyway, there was no one around, so I took off my pants and went to the toilet. !

When it was over, I went downstairs and found no one. Strange, it's dinner time. Just now, I said downstairs at the wedding, why did you go to the building all at once? Even the waiter and the front desk are gone. ...

So I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there? Why is there no one? "

At this moment, I saw a waiter come out from under the bar and said, "I'm K!" " ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? You are very lucky! ! "