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An old drunk wrote 400 words.
My father likes drinking very much. I talk upside down after drinking, walk stagger, and sometimes say something hurtful, which makes my family very sad, so I hate alcoholic dad very much.
Once my father drank a lot of wine and was sent downstairs by a friend. He insisted on going upstairs by himself. He walks like a baby who has just learned to walk. What makes people laugh and cry is that as soon as he arrived at his neighbor's door, he began to look for the key in his bag and finally opened the door with the key. He couldn't get into the hole by inserting it left and right, and fell to the ground in a rage. He picked it up awkwardly and opened it again, but it couldn't be opened. He faced the door angrily.
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Yelled: "I am so angry that even this door is fighting with me!" " "Oh my god, this is not my father, this is a crazy polar bear!
Another time, my father came back late and I was already asleep. My father, who had drunk, forced me to wake up from my sleep and taught me incoherently in Mandarin. I was going crazy at that time-I really wanted to say, dad, stop it and go to rest! I really don't understand what you said. I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow!
In fact, when dad doesn't drink, he will chat and play with me, tell jokes to make me happy and accompany me to read books. ...
Dad, I really hope you never drink again!
An old drunkard's composition 400 words (2) My father has no hobbies all his life, but he likes drinking. Not a day! But drinking hurts, and his mother always tells him to drink less, but his father is fine. It goes in one ear and out the other.
I remember that time, my father got a call from his colleague after work and went out to eat. But when I finished my homework, finished my meal and got ready for bed, my father had not come yet. Because my mother was worried, she called my father and told him to stop drinking and come back early. Dad will really come back soon, but he smells of alcohol. Mother asked her why she was drinking. Dad said she was addicted to alcohol. Mother can only helplessly persuade him to drink less in the future. I can't control my father from drinking.
For a while, mom gave it to dad? He is not allowed to drink a drop of wine every day in the "abstinence" campaign. How can dad stand loneliness? So he came up with a "coup"-he would pour a glass of wine at lunch every day. When mom went to other places and couldn't see dad, dad would take out the glass of wine, drink it secretly, and then drink it to his satisfaction in the same way and then put it back secretly. Mom looked for it several times, but she couldn't find it. Mills of God grind slowly but sure. It was finally discovered. But this still can't change my father's drinking, and finally my mother ended in failure.
Dad loves wine, but it doesn't affect his love for us! So let him spend his life happily and easily!
My father has no hobbies in his life, but he likes drinking. Not a day! But drinking hurts, and his mother always tells him to drink less, but his father is fine. It goes in one ear and out the other.
An old alcoholic's composition 400 words (3) My father is a real alcoholic. If you don't believe me, just listen to me.
It's past night 10, and at the urging of my mother and me on the phone, my father came home drunk. As soon as I entered the room, my father staggered a few steps forward, leaned against the wall askew, blushed redder than an apple, and shouted, "Dear, I'm back-"Then, he took off his coat smartly and threw it hard, just covering my head, and suddenly he was drunk. He clumsily took off his socks again and threw them affectionately. Socks just fell into mom's arms, and then dad "twisted" like a model catwalk. Seeing this, my mother and I are both angry and want to laugh. Mom complained: "I have only been back for a few days, and I drink like this every day. I don't want to be healthy!" " "But my father replied," Men don't drink, so it's a waste of time to walk in the world! "This makes my mother angry:" You just ignore it and rub your nose on your face, which makes me angry! ""dad knew that mom was really angry and immediately rubbed her. "Naive girl" had to say, "Wife, I was wrong. I won't drink it again next time! " Mom didn't buy it. She said sternly, "Drink up the water and go to bed!" " "Dad obediently drank water and went to bed. After a while, my father's snoring came from the room. I walked into the room quietly, covered my father with a quilt and went to sleep peacefully.
An alcoholic's father is a person who jokes after drinking. In fact, I also know that my father has been away for a year, and there will be many parties after he comes back, but if this continues, my father's health will be bad. For my father's sake, for our happy family, next time my father goes out for a drink, I must follow him. I must make my father's little cotton-padded jacket and control him.
An old drunkard wrote 400 words (4), "Mom, I'm back." After school, I ran home and said loudly. I saw my father lying in bed and my mother pouting and saying nothing. "Hey, mom, when did I offend you? I greeted you so affectionately that I didn't seem to see me coming back and sat there without saying a word. " Mom still ignores me. In the past, the laughter at home was gone, and I smelled a strong smell of gunpowder. My heart is half cold. Don't ask, dad is drinking on time again. Don't say that mom bothers dad to drink, and I especially bother dad to drink.
Dad said, "son, pour a glass of water for dad." Mother said, "Don't pour it for him." I'm really riding a tiger. My mother began to lecture my father severely with his unique skill-nagging for a hundred years. My father stood there in a proper way, like a wrong pupil. He said with a big smile, "Please give me another chance, and I will definitely change." Mom said, "Change? Please do 100 push-ups if you are sincere. Son, when your father's coach, there are 100 push-ups, and none of them can be less. " I gloated and said, "Yes, sir". Dad started the push-up trip screaming. After doing push-ups, dad was exhausted and lay motionless on the ground.
That's not all. After my father finished push-ups, my mother hit my father's palm with her usual stick and said, "Do you know that you are in poor health?" What did the doctor say? Have you given up drinking? "Dad said pathetically," Stop it, stop it, please give me another chance. I mean what I say, and I can make a hole in my spit and say I don't drink. " I interrupted my father and said, "Dad, you blew our cow to death." Dad said, "son, don't look at your dad's jokes." Please ask your dad for a love! " "Finally, I discussed it with my mom and gave my dad an ultimatum.
From then on, dad really said goodbye to wine. Until today, it was seven seven forty-nine, and dad didn't dare to drink it. How hard it is for an alcoholic! It seems that dad is not bragging, but really means what he says.
Here I also advise alcoholics all over the world not to drink any more!
An old drunkard wrote 400 words (5) in the middle of the night. I don't remember what time it is. It's dark at night and I can't see my fingers. Suddenly, I heard a roar-"What do you want?" The sound came from the restaurant. I thought my dad's friends were talking big and ignored them, but after a while they shouted loudly. I thought, are they fighting? I hurried to the kitchen and saw Uncle Lao Liang quarreling with an aunt. It was a little noisy at first, but then it got louder and louder, and I started to get a little scared! They are clamoring for a fight now, and I'm scared. Uncle Lao Liang was called to the living room, where I happened to be. Uncle Lao Liang and his aunt separated. However, Uncle Lao Liang scolded the aunt's husband again, talking about the unpleasant things before, and he couldn't help touching her husband's chin, which was very impolite.
Later, under the persuasion of other friends, the mood finally eased. In fact, this is not the temper of Uncle Liang, but that Uncle Liang is drunk, because he will get drunk every time he drinks.
When he got home, he almost woke up. He shook hands with that aunt!
Alas! Uncle Liang, I advise you to drink less in the future
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