Mom is very angry and wants to make her laugh with a joke.

The crime scene was terrible, and the murderer's tactics were extremely cruel. Xiao Wang, an inexperienced trainee police officer, is weak in both legs, because he never expected to come to perform the task for the first time, and he was also responsible for carrying the stunned police officer Li.

2. Xiaoming and Xiaohong have been in love for a long time, and they fell in love regardless of their family status. Later, with unremitting efforts and the efforts of the search and rescue team, their bodies were finally found.

3. Q: If someone wants to jump off a building in a medical school, what do you think ...

God replied: Well, the laboratory specimens have been left behind ...

4. Q: What's the difference between Master and Master?

God replied: "Master, there is an evil spirit ahead" "Master, turn right ahead"

5. "Why are the years?"

God replied, "Silly boy, that's because the pig-killing knife only kills pigs."

6. What is the generation gap?

(post-8s and 9s) M: You look a lot like the little dragon girl.

W: Really? Am I that beautiful?

(after p>() Man: You look a lot like the little dragon girl.

female: try it again ...

7. "Can we let go of the water outlet pipe for the application problem in primary school now?"

God replied, "We must let it go. Now we can change it to Xiaoming's mobile phone to always be on for five minutes to lose 3% of the power, and use the charging treasure to charge 2% for three minutes. How long can Xiaoming charge while playing games?"