Humorous jokes that can make girls happy.

Humorous jokes that can make girls happy.

A person's intelligence will shine brightly in humorous conversation and attract others deeply. Below, CJ collected and sorted out humorous jokes that can make girls happy and increase humorous cells. Smart you will be a bright spot.

Very funny little joke that can make girls happy:

1, I have a 4-year-old daughter at home, very smart. Her uncle gave her pocket money and put one of 100, 50, 20 and 10 on the table for her to choose.

She frowned and said, don't you know that choosing is a difficult thing?

Took everything with you?

The kitten is three years old. Once I discussed the future of my children with her father. I said I would study medicine and eat technical food in the future.

The kitten protested strongly: I don't learn 1, 1 too little, I want to learn 2. ?

Watching TV with 10-year-old son, an evil mother-in-law forced her daughter-in-law to death. My son asked me: Mom, will you be like this in the future?

? Grandma is good to her mother, how can she force her mother?

? No, I mean whether you will force my wife to death in the future! ?

In the morning, the neighbor cried and refused to go to school, so his father threatened him with a stick.

The little guy had to go out because of his father's arrogance. After walking for more than ten meters, the little guy broke out and threw away his schoolbag: the TMD family was idle at home, leaving Lao Zi to study alone!

I was shocked!

One day, I was chopping vegetables in the kitchen. My three-year-old son gave me a soft candy: Dad, this candy is very clean. Give it to you!

I was so happy that I kissed him while eating candy: good son! What a good boy!

After two minutes, my son came in again, licked the sesame seeds on the fudge and said, Dad, don't worry, this piece will be ready soon.

A very funny joke that can make girls happy:

1, a kid next door is so cute. One day, a guest came and pointed to the wedding photo on the wall and asked, who are the two people on the wall?

A:? Mom and dad?

? Why didn't you?

The child held back for a long time and said, I, I, I can't climb up?

My daughter is playing with Tom cat, facing it? Huh? Ten seconds later, Tom Cat kept his mouth open for a long time.

I asked:? What does this mean?

Daughter:? I am counting how many teeth Tom's cat has. ?

My son didn't do well in the exam and was scolded by his wife. So I comforted my son and encouraged him to study hard when he grew up and surpass his father in all aspects.

My son assured me angrily: I can't say anything else. Finding a wife must be better than you. ......

Today, my brother made a mistake at school and was called a parent.

My dad didn't even go to the office to ask what was going on.

Dad: What's wrong now?

Brother: I tore up the textbook?

Dad: Why did you tear up the textbook? Don't want to study?

Brother: Everyone else is tearing it.

My dad slapped him on the head: you little bastard, why are you a pupil who tore up books in senior three?

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