WeChat jokes asking for red envelopes

1. Who will lend me 5,000 yuan? Let me buy myself a 6s! Installed in five years... one thousand per year, 83 yuan per month, 2.7 per day. I will send you red envelopes every day, and there will be surprises every day... I will contact you every day, and I will never leave you for five years.

2. "Give me two yuan to buy you something..." After you enthusiastically handed out a red envelope, he replied "Buy me a lesson" and you suddenly felt heartbroken.

3. The poorest time has come. My friends will give me 5 yuan, those who like me will give me 5.20 yuan, those who love me will give me 13.14 yuan, and those who think they are good people will give me 52.52 yuan. Those who love me the most will be given 99.99 yuan, and those who don’t want to pay attention to me will be fined.

4. I just want to say that it is very hot today. Let me see if any kind-hearted person can send me a red envelope and let me buy a popsicle to eat. One yuan is also love. It is up to you whether you send it or not.

5. Halloween is here, test our relationship. 1 yuan for netizens, 3 yuan for likes, 5 yuan for secret love, 7 yuan for brother... 52 yuan for old love, 99.99 yuan for husband.

6. I think I’m a big-faced person who pays 2 yuan, I think I’m a non-mainstream person who pays 5 yuan, I think I’m cheating and pay 8 yuan, I think I’m a fool and I pay 20 yuan, I think I’m ugly I was given 3 yuan, those who thought I was ugly were given 6 yuan, and those who thought I was super pretty were given 10 yuan.