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What are the expressions of "going to the toilet" in English?

Complete works of toilet English

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Can I use the bathroom?

I have to pee in the bathroom!

I have to pee!

Go to the bathroom or go to the bathroom or go to the bathroom?

I'm afraid the English words I'm going to tell you here can't be learned by teachers or even found in books. Because even foreigners are embarrassed to talk about their own bodies and what is discharged from them. But in fact, these are common words in life. You should not only know what they mean and how to use them, but also know where to avoid using these words!

(The following is based on British English)

Bathroom plumbing English (plumbing English)

Press the handle, press the handle to wash. If it is pulling a rope, it is pulling a train.

Lift/put down the toilet lid/seat cushion Lift (put down) the toilet lid (seat cushion).

If the pot is full and doesn't empty, the toilet is blocked!

If you can't wash away the perfume, it won't work. It stinks!

Other related words

Urinal urinal, for men!

The bidet has a bathtub, but it is said that the British use it to wash their feet.

Chamber pot (pot)

Spitoon, bedpan, urinal. It used to be very common in people's homes in China. It was usually put under the bed and made of enamel. It's called a children's urinal.

Bedpans with chairs for the sick and the elderly.

What should I say about the toilet?

Toilets are formal and used by strangers.

Toilets are used between home and friends.

The saying that toilets are out of date.

Semi-official tone: "Don't use the toilet when the train stops at the station."

Lava children's language

According to the survey of sociologists, the upper class mostly uses toilets, the middle class uses toilets, and both of them use loo. But no one knows what words the lower-level workers use. Perhaps having a toilet with a toilet at home is also a luxury for the poor.

WC (toilet bowl) can only be said to plumbers, construction workers and architects.

Swamp, this is what the boys at school (probably naughty) and those who have no culture say.

A toilet on a ship or warship.

Shit house, that's what uneducated people say

Secret outdoor toilet. This is an old saying. Shakespeare says this every day, but it doesn't work well now. Educated ladies call it the smallest room or dressing room.

The most interesting word comes from the Thunderbox of the British Empire.

If you are in a hurry to urinate under the light or when you are shopping, you'd better find a sign that says public discount.

There will be toilet signs at airports, railway stations or bus stations. In some old-fashioned public places, you will see the brand of "gentlemen".

Some people-usually old people and polite ladies-don't use these words. They say this:

I am going to wash my hands.

I have to fix my makeup.

Whether male or female, a popular saying is:

I want to spend a penny.

Of course, since going to the public toilet costs money, there is such a saying.

As an English teacher, everyone wants students to speak elegantly, so you should remember to say this sentence in class and in exams:

Excuse me. Excuse me, may I go to the toilet?

If you are in someone's home or office:

May I use your toilet, please?

If you don't know where the toilet is: where is loo?

On the street: Excuse me. Is there a public toilet near here?

preposition

You are in the toilet-in means you are in it.

Being in the toilet/toilet means that you are really sitting.

Men stand in front of the toilet to pee-never stand in front of the toilet, or you will pee everywhere.

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Such a joke: a foreign guest wants to go to the toilet, so he says to the translator, "I wonder if I can go somewhere?" A: Is it convenient for me? However, the translator misunderstood somewhere as "somewhere" and replied, "Yes, you can go anywhere in China." Ok, you can go anywhere in China. The foreign guests couldn't help being taken aback. It can be seen that it would be a mistake if you don't understand some expressions of "toilet" in English.

1. Public toilet means "public toilet". In public places, the doors of toilets are marked with men's toilets or women's toilets, and sometimes with men's toilets, men's toilets, men's toilets and women's toilets. For example, where is the gentleman? Where is the toilet? If you want to wash, the men's room is over there. If you want to go to the bathroom, the men's room is over there. )

2. Toilet is the most commonly used word. It can refer to "public toilets" or "private toilets". I want to know where the toilet is. I want to know where the toilet is. )

Toilet is a polite expression, but it is not as commonly used as toilet.

Bathroom is a written language.

5.loo is a colloquial word, which is commonly used in Britain, mainly referring to the toilets in private houses. Excuse me, can you tell me where the bathroom is? Excuse me, where is the toilet? )

6. Powder room is American English, which is commonly used by women. I want to powder my nose. This shows American humor.

7.washing room, washing room and westroom are commonly used in American English.

8. W.C. is the abbreviation of water closure, which is often used to mean "toilet with pumping function and no equipment" in British English. Sometimes it can also be expressed by gestures, that is, the thumb and forefinger are in a circle, and the other three points are facing up, imitating the forms of English W and C.

9. John is slang. I visited John twice last night. I went to the toilet last night. )

10.go and see one' s aunt is slang, which is often used in British English, meaning "going to the toilet" and "going to defecate".