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The boy says it's so hot, how can he be teased?

Boys say how to talk hot. He can really do it. Let's talk about his familiar topics first. If you want to communicate effectively with boys, you must first know something about him. When we know them better, we will know what topics they like to talk about and what they are interested in. At this time, we can talk about things that boys are interested in. In this way, he will concentrate on talking to you, and he will think that you and he have the same topic, and you can talk well. Boys will always have many topics of interest to share with you, so that your chat will not be cold. Second, make proper eye contact. We have to admit that many times our eyes can speak, and the emotions it conveys are more accurate and direct than our words. Therefore, in the process of communicating with boys, we should make good use of this weapon to make boys have a better impression on us. For example, when we chat with boys, we should make eye contact with boys from time to time. Then when you look at each other, you must look very gentle. In this way, boys will read from your eyes that you are a gentle and understanding girl. This kind of practice can make boys suddenly feel your heart unconsciously and feel your feelings from your eyes. This warm heart feeling is short-lived, but it is also very strong. Maybe one look can capture a boy's heart. Third, shake your head occasionally. Shaking your head is a little gesture to show a woman's sexy tenderness. Turn over your hair at the right time, and boys will be moved by your little moves. Because girls will exude a special charm when they pull their hair, this charm will often make boys very excited. It is suggested that girls can comb their hair and show their charm when chatting with boys under appropriate circumstances. Fourth, casual physical contact. In the process of chatting with boys, girls can have some seemingly casual body movements with boys at an appropriate time. When your skin touches each other in a special context, boys will feel an electric shock, that is, a heartbeat. For example, when talking about a particularly funny place, you can gently hit the boy's arm to express your happy mood and have some physical contact. Or when talking about things, pretending to touch the boy's hand inadvertently with exaggerated gestures, these little moves will give the boy a feeling of heartbeat. Boys say it's hot, how to tease him. The boy said it was hot, so how to make him "distracted" during his ambiguous period. The eyes are the windows to the soul. If you want to knock a boy's heart, you have to open his window first. So when you are with boys, remember to attract each other with your eyes, look at each other with affectionate eyes and make eye contact with each other. If you still don't know how to attract boys with eyes, you can reply to the keyword "eyes" in the background of our official WeChat account, and you will get "eye skills to attract male gods". Do you think it's just eye contact? The key point of this technique lies in the second step-"distraction". When you are sure that your previous eyes have attracted enough boys, please "distract" for a few seconds. For example, look at the phone, or the surrounding environment. You know, at this time, only when you are distracted for a few seconds can you give the boy a chance to appreciate you and make him more fascinated by you. Lips A study found that for men, women's lips are the most attractive part of the whole face. Ten seconds before meeting a woman, most men are staring at her lips. If this woman happens to be wearing lipstick, it's hard for a man to look away. A faint layer of pink lipstick can keep his attention for 6.7 seconds. Red lipstick can keep his eyes for 7.3 seconds. So when you meet your male god, remember to wear a little lipstick, which will attract his attention. In addition, charming smile is also an effective weapon to enhance goodwill and attract boys. Therefore, when you chat with a boy, please bring these two treasures to your mouth, which will make you seduce him successfully. Many boys say that they find girls the most attractive, and the most attractive action is licking their hair. Imagine a beautiful black hair, fluttering in the wind, pulling behind your ear when you speak, with affectionate eyes, sometimes shy, sometimes cute, and vivid expressions. This scene alone can make the boy's heart win for you in minutes. You didn't say you liked him, you didn't confess, and you didn't even seem to do anything. But eye contact, combined with combing your hair, can make a boy subconsciously get your ambiguous breath quickly and make him want to further close the relationship between you. Although this way of getting started sounds bolder than the previous way, in fact, what we want to teach you is a hidden, quietly accidental contact. Note that the contact mentioned here is not to invite you to eat tofu from boys, but to have reservations. For example, I accidentally bumped into his arm when chatting, or accidentally bumped into his hand when taking something, or accidentally bumped into his arm with unstable center of gravity, and so on. You know, this subtle physical contact will make him feel good about him and have more confidence to pursue you. Boys say it's hot, how to tease him? Boys say it's hot, so I'll tell you how to expand the topic today. When many brothers chat, they are asked by others and answered by themselves. The content is also around what the girl just said, so it is easy to turn. The most common thing is that girls say: It really rained today (really cold or hot). Then you answer: Yes, did you bring an umbrella (put on more clothes). Such an answer, girls can only tell you, um, call. If you are lucky, my sister will ask you in turn, are you wearing too much? However, I'm still walking around here, so you say I wore too much and then I died! The topics needed for chatting will not pop up by themselves. Everyone's misunderstanding is that they can't find new topics and feel that their thinking is not open enough. But in fact, chatting doesn't need you to find a topic, just need you to extend the topic. For example, the umbrella mentioned just now can be said to be an umbrella, an umbrella handle, whether you like straight or curved (teasing), clothes or clothes, which can be said to be fashionable. It's not terrible to have no topic, because all you have to do is find the points in the previous topic and extend the topic. For example, now, it's raining and it's cold. So just now, I said that my sister might say that the weather is so hot. You can also say around the heat: It's so fucking hot today that all the perfume in my car is blown up. I really want to find a swimming pool and dive 200 meters deep. The topic suddenly opened. First, sister can ask you what car. Second, did the perfume blow up the glass bottle and hurt people? Is it heavy? Third, you can dive, talk about your original diving experience, and make up a short story or joke. If a girl talks big about you or even talks about bikinis, you can also ask her to send you photos. Look, brothers, the opening paragraphs you often see are all about the weather, but how many people can say that they have seen the photos taken by their sisters? Well, it's not a photo. I'm bragging. However, it boils down to one point, that is, the more information points in your speech, the more topics of interest you can provide. There are many options, so you can talk to Tian. What I just said is to expand the topic horizontally. In a word, there are many alternative lines of defense, and the other party will definitely be interested. However, what should we do if my sister ignores or answers those topics that the other party is not interested in? Give up resources? Can't! We should also learn to expand the topic vertically. For example, my sister just heard you talk about diving, told her own diving story and sent you a bikini photo. However, what if we ignore the topic of perfume? Let's spread the perfume vertically. Jiang Mumu: It was so hot that the perfume in the car exploded. Macey: Yes, hehe. What should I do after receiving it? Vertical extension! Jiang Mumu: I was dizzy while driving. I almost didn't give the police a chance. Macey: Yes, then you are out of luck. Aha. Jiang Mumu: The point is that you still smell a lot. After you arrived at the company, your colleagues said that you wore such a strong perfume, fooling around with many women and running on me desperately. Macey: What perfume does the woman you really fool around with wear? Jiang Mumu: Forget the brand. A female colleague wants to say that my six gods have expired. Next time, buy them a bunch of Liushen, 10 yuan, and they can't even wipe a bottle! ~ Macey: Haha, it seems that your popularity is good. How many women in the company like you? The skill of chatting is to spread a sentence horizontally into several topics, and then enrich it around one topic, that is, spread it vertically.