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An ancient and difficult full text

It's hard to get old, it's hard to get old. Persuade people not to think too much. I thought others were old at first, but now it's my turn.

It's too difficult, too difficult. Listen to me from the beginning. Deafness is difficult to talk to people, and the difference is annoying.

Birds are blindfolded, like swimming, and their noses and tears are often wiped away. People can't see clearly in front of them, and often regard Li Si as Zhang San.

Young man, laugh at us and call me confused and stupid. All relatives and friends, old and young, are annoyed, and all children and grandchildren are disrespectful.

My teeth are gone again, my mouth is watering, and hard things are hard to chew and swallow. If you don't bite well, you choke and get stuck in your throat for a long time.

Really uncomfortable, color change, life and death are in sight. Children and grandchildren don't give tea, but keep saying that old people are greedy.

A runny nose, such as pus, often flows to the chest. Everyone is tired of a small rice bowl, and everyone is tired to accompany the guests to the table.

Less hair, cold head, cold head, sour. I often wear a hat when I sleep in cold weather, and I am pulled over to be afraid of pneumatic drills.

Sleeping sideways, turning over is difficult, and the whole body hurts, which is terrible. I hope I can't sleep. I pee six or seven times a night.

Afraid of long nights, cold, and often troubled by wind diseases. I often cough and spit when I am old.

Kids, they hate us and call me sloppy. How many years do you want to live to die like this?

Foot numbness and leg pain. It's really hard to move, sit and lie down. Walking on the kang is like climbing Mount Tai.

Inadvertently think of it, it is difficult to remember, and often take the second day. It's annoying to think of it and forget it.

There are endless hardships in the old age, and a kind-hearted gentleman can participate carefully. The sun flies, people are old, and everyone has the difficulty of getting old!

For the elderly, don't be too suspicious, life can't be a teenager. Everyone comes to respect the elderly and their reputation.