Daily jokes about the future

In order to remember your smile, I desperately pressed the shutter in my heart.

You can't look up in love, and most humble love will die.

I have been here, with a full smile and a little grievance.

I don't like being too noisy, so I can't hear my heartbeat.

I want to go to Denmark to see with my own eyes what Andersen said about love.

Try to feel complete happiness according to the standard of round life.

If I don't love you, why should I believe those tasteless lies?

Being close to you is close to heartache, leaving you is far from happiness.

I get goose bumps when I think of your sweet words.

At the beginning of life, nature is good, play with your heart and come out.

In the future, I hope you can walk by yourself, and I will drive.

Power failure, turn on the flashlight and play computer.

Only when you see it with your own eyes and touch it with your own hands will you understand that this is reality.

I laugh doesn't mean I am happy, but I cry really means I am sad.

It is said that the person who can see with your eyes closed is the one you love the most.

The strongest triangle in mathematics is precisely the most fragile relationship in emotion.

Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.

We always have nothing to say at the beginning and a bitter ending.

There is no reason to feel sad, and there is no exit.

I am not an accessory, and I will not be labeled as you.

I want nothing but a marriage certificate with you and me on it.

You like her, I quit, you like me, I will never let go.

Old love vows are like passing clouds. When you think of a sentence, you will be slapped.

Love you so persistently, out of love or unwilling?

"Do you have a girlfriend?" "I have." "Rich man, you!"

We should keep our egg set in a rather painful situation!

Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

I'm not a person who likes the new and hates the old, but you are semi-new and not old.

What is a joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm not beautiful.

Question: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

I'm all right except my figure and mood.

Stop it! Come on! Let go of that girl! You hooligans! Let me go first.

I have become an immortal, please smoke if you have anything to do. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be a fairy.

Students by day, animals by night, professors by day and animals by night.

Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao will jump off the building, and I will shout for fuel downstairs.

"Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

Obama has killed two people with the same surname, Altman, so be careful.

Amitabha, if you dare to beat the poor monk, you will disgrace Jesus.

Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both.

If a miracle hasn't happened yet, create one yourself.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

These days, you can't rely on yourself and want to rely on others?

It took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

Three elements of success: first, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

Boys who quarrel with girls are all good boys.

Don't worry, get some sunshine. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

It's silly to watch gossip happen, not eight or eight!

Who are you making faces with? Is the loan I owe you due or something?

Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel.

The head shape is not hard, and love is uncertain. The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.

The real marriage law that can prevent divorce is that the house belongs to the state after divorce.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

The wind is roaring, the legs are shaking, the heart is roaring, and the heart is roaring.

Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.

You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

The function of the school is to do what you want, but it won't let you do anything.

Once I turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.

Never explain what you say. If you want to explain clearly, you must find your mother.

God created love, so there are idiots in the world.

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let China Mobile help you tell me you're sorry!

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

Don't talk with your eyes closed. People who don't know think it's a fake body.

We agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

Q: Why is RMB so expensive? A: Because Grandpa Mao speaks for him.

Why do you talk nonsense more than the advertisements of Hunan Satellite TV?

Online and stealth are the same these days-no one cares about you.

If class is a hypnotic, surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent.

People on earth are good at living. Zero, duck egg.

The saddest thing in life is to be awakened by urine while sleeping, but you have to solve it!

When I look forward to my life again and again, I am always cheated.

In fact, I am highly educated, but I am a little more peasant in temperament.

I thought you were just a ball, but I didn't expect you to be a ball.

Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

I also want to be an excellent young man, but life has turned me into a gangster.

Don't feel inferior in life, even if you are a pile of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

When the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, "Teacher, look at the answer and I'll see if it's right."

Don't be self-righteous, you are not Jackson, and there is no such silly little girl who has a crush on you.

It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that my period hasn't come on the 34th day.

A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

There are only two things I can't do in my life! 1. This can't be 2. That won't happen either.

When you are sad, find a dark room to hide and cry, because no one will care about you.

I will fly away and never let you hear from me.

People are born to wait for the moment of death, so why make yourself so tired?

There is a person who once made me crazy, but now he desperately wants to forget.

In this world, many people see me, but few people accompany me.

Contradictory mentality is like catching a rape, unwilling to catch it, and it hurts again.

Some people say they broke up, but they still love each other; Some people, in fact, still love, just say to let go.

I haven't been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn't expect to be so open now.

Confucius said: Those who touch women. Those who are light lose their youth, and those who are heavy lose their lives! !

Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

It is said that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear the pain!

It is said that 99% people can sing this lyric when they see it.

If anyone annoys me, I will change my avatar to his photo, often online and offline! Curse him

I'm going to make a film about a girl who hasn't been chased by us in those years. I don't believe it.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.