Some interesting problems in children's childhood

1. When my son was 4 years old, he saw a frog jumping. He jumped like this frog, jumped a few times, stood up and said, how tired! ! ! It's hard to be a frog, jumping like this every day. "

My colleague's son, less than 3 years old, once held him in front of the computer and saw a cute puppy jumping from left to right on the screen, and it disappeared on the far right. The boy really jumped off the chair and went to the monitor to look for the puppy ... He stared at me with big eyes and asked me with a confused face, "Where's the dog?" 」

My aunt just gave birth to a son last month. My cousin's daughter is almost 3 years old. I took her to see her son and pointed to the little baby who didn't open his eyes and said to her, this is your uncle. She was shocked, took two steps back and said firmly, impossible! How can he be my uncle!

When my little cousin was very young, I once took him as a guest. When he saw a little girl at the next table, he approached him. The little girl ignored him and sang "Sister takes a boat and brother walks ashore". The table is almost full of people.

The child's mother is very strict in family education. One day, the child was scolded again, so the child cried and said, "Mom, go to work." Mother said, "just go, don't worry about it!" " Mom, you'd better go on a business trip. I don't want to see you for a long time! 」

When my nephew was less than six years old, he suddenly said to his mother one day! !

I don't want to go to school?

Q: Why?

I farted in the teacher's office today.

7. Remember to watch a variety show, ask the children and ask: Do you know what motolola means?

A: Once upon a time, there was a prince named Moto and a princess named Lola. They got married and had a baby named motolola! 8. I once saw the physics teacher's son, who was 4 years old. I went up to tease him.

"What do you want to be when you grow up? 」

"Grow up, of course, is to be a father, fool! 」

I was shocked first, then angry, and finally understood. ...

9. My colleague will go to kidney calculi and rest at home. His little nephew asked kidney calculi what it was, and he said that a stone came out when he peed. His little nephew was very worried and said, Uncle, when you pee, you must spread your feet apart, and be careful not to hit your feet!

10. My sister's child, once my aunt asked him, "Is the big one better or the small one?" He said, "The big one is good. He asked, "When you grow up, will you be a big bad guy or a little bad guy?" Answer: "Be a big bad guy. "Laugh down.

1 1. Once at a friend's house, a friend's husband was sleeping, and while eating, the friend said to his son, "Go and call that lazy guy in the back room for dinner." Her son called people out and shouted to his friends, "That's not a bug, it's my dad!" " I am spitting rice. . . .

12. I like children in small classes very much

I've been teasing him

Ask him: What's mother's name?

She was so angry that she finally spat out the name * * *

So, what's dad's name?

I saw her in high spirits and said two words unequivocally: husband

13. My brother's daughter is three years old and occasionally sings a nursery rhyme and recites a Tang poem. One day, she sang "White rabbit, white, with two ears standing on end. Every time her ears pricked up, she put her little hands into two small fists and put them on her ears. Father told her that the rabbit's ears are upright, so it should be like this "and held out two fingers to demonstrate. At this time, my sister-in-law is right. "The whole family fainted. .....

14. One day, my daughter, who was less than four years old, suddenly said when she was playing by herself: I am a beautiful woman. . . Everyone around you is laughing.

15. When my cousin was six years old, she ate ice cream as soon as summer came. On a rainy day, the temperature was lower than usual. She ate four ice creams and wanted more. Aunt said: Wait until it's hot, okay? Cousin nodded and said yes. 10 minutes later, I ran over and said it was very hot. When I saw it, I was really sweating. I asked why, and my cousin said that I mopped the floor.

16.6 1 Take friends' children out to play. The little boy is only 3 years old. On the way, he forced me to buy two cups of He Luxue. I thought he would eat one and I would eat the other. Unexpectedly, he ran to the front and gave it to a little girl in front. He came back and told me that the little girl was dizzy with beauty.

17. My colleague's daughter is a little beauty embryo. When she comes back from kindergarten, her mother often asks her, "Beauty ~ ~ Did anyone call you that today?" The little girl sighed: "I guess they see me too much, so they think I'm not beautiful." 」

18. My colleague's daughter is under three years old.

One day, my colleague woke up from a nap and found that all the children around him were gone. As soon as he turned around, he saw the little thing sitting in front of the dresser, wiping his face with cosmetics, turning a red lip and laughing through his mother's teeth, saying, "Do you think I'm as white as milk? 」

19. Last hot summer, my 3-year-old nephew wanted to poop, but he didn't have time to run to the bathroom. It had to be settled in the dining room (everyone was having lunch at that time), but his sister moved him into the living room, and he moved in squatting, complaining that there was no air conditioning in the living room (in fact, the air conditioning was not turned on).

20. My little nephew liked sleeping when he was a child. He slept until the sun found his face. Poor shout: Turn off the lights! Turn off the lights! After telling him it was the sun, he shouted impatiently: Turn off the sun!