Come to a few short jokes, don't laugh to death or give points.

Hip-hop is a good friend. One day, haha died. Xi came to his grave and said, "Haha, you are dead. . . . "

A long time ago, there was a fat man who died and became a fat man.

Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died, and his family cried loudly and said: ...

Others asked in surprise, what is cool?

The family said, it's so cool ~ ~ ~

Use division to make sentences

A train passed by. "Except, except, except, except ..."

In the past, Baiyeshen and Herbal Tea Teenager were a couple, and after they combined, they became Baiyeshen Herbal Tea Teenager. ......

One day, a mung bean jumped off the building, but it didn't die. It was covered in blood ... it turned into a red bean. .......

Red beans go to the right, blood coagulates ... they become black beans. ........

Black beans have gone and gone ... The wound has thickened and turned into soybeans. .............

One day, a blind man rode a bicycle to carry the lame. .........

The lame man saw a ditch ahead and said, ditch, ditch, ditch!

The blind man listened and said, oh, oh, oh. .........

Then ... two idiots fell into a ditch. ........