What jokes did northerners make in the south?

My girlfriend and I are college classmates. She is a native of Guangdong, while I am from the northeast. Due to geographical differences, they have great origins in their living habits, including diet. I once saw such a joke on the Internet. A girl from the northeast said to her boyfriend from the south, honey, I bought a mink. Her husband was very excited, and then rushed to the kitchen to get bowls and chopsticks. This is the difference between the north and the south.

It seems that in the hearts of southerners, everything can be eaten, and everything that flies in the sky and runs underground can be put into the mouth, which has caused many jokes. My girlfriend is from Guangzhou. 1 The first time I called at home, I invited her home to have a meal outside because I didn't go directly to her home. Although I shouldn't take the initiative as a guest, the enthusiasm in the bones of the Northeast people made me take the initiative in the restaurant.

Four people came to her house, and my girlfriend and I just made a small private room for six people. I'm in charge of ordering. I ordered six dishes and one soup in our northeast, which is normal. In fact, if you are not very enthusiastic, ordinary friends can go out to eat, and six people can order two or three dishes, because there is a large amount of food in Northeast China. Two people can't eat a dish at all.

However, it is precisely because I don't know enough about the local food culture that I was a little shocked when serving. It turns out that their food here is very small. I ate six dishes by myself and felt no problem at all. It was my girlfriend who helped me solve my embarrassment and ordered six dishes in a hurry, which helped me through this difficulty. This makes me look like a very stingy person. If you come to the northeast for dinner and six people order twelve dishes, then you don't have to cook at home for the next week.