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Looking for lines in Shen Chunyang's essay Farewell My Concubine.

Overlord: Ah, concubine.

Yuji: Yes, sir.

Overlord: Can't speak English.

Yu Ji: I don't want to westernize.

Overlord: You can't speak English.

Yuji: That's good.

Overlord: Ah. Concubine teeth!

Yuji: Fuck!

Overlord: What do you mean by dry teeth?

Yu Ji: Didn't you say you weren't allowed to speak English?

Overlord: Look at my figure with rhyme. You must rhyme.

Yuji: Ah, it rhymes with the accent.

Overlord: I'm sure I'm in a hurry

Yu Ji: Don't worry, don't worry. You see, you are always angry. You are sick because of this anger.

Overlord: start over, tooth, concubine

Yuji: Fuck!

Overlord: If you ask me, I don't like playing with you. What is a dry tooth?

Yu Ji: Isn't that a rhyme?

Overlord: Are you the concubine of Northeast China? I was so angry that I didn't say anything.

Yu Ji: Don't talk yet.

Overlord: Your best cooperation is to keep silent.

Concubine:

Overlord: Call me a concubine.

Yu Ji: Hmm ~ ~

Overlord: Ah, the sky is boundless. Why can't I be the overlord of Chu?

Yuji: Then you will die.

Overlord: Can you still play?

Yuji: You see, I thought you put your complaints aside. You were depressed. I didn't mean to give you directions.

Overlord: You, can you talk to overlord like this?

Yuji: That's enough.

Overlord: cooperate and approach.

Yuji: Yes.

Overlord: Look, concubine, there is the Wujiang River blocking the road, followed by Liu Bang's million-strong army. There are only two ways in front of you and me. One was killed by my overlord's broken arrow, and the other was taken away by Liu Bang's million-strong army. You choose.

Yu Ji: Overlord, for you and me, I still choose the second way.

Overlord: How?

Yu Ji: Living is better than dying.

Overlord: No, you can only choose the first way. You must let me kill you. Although I am a little reluctant to part with you, concubine, there is no other way. I'll send you on your way.

Yuji: Where are you going?

Overlord: Go to the Western Heaven.

Yuji: Then you'd better go.

Overlord: Why?

Yuji: I'm afraid I can't come back.

Overlord: You must go, you must die, do you hear?

Yuji: I finally played a role. Why did you come up here and die?

Overlord: Let's get on the road.

Yuji: You can't do this. I'll tell you next time, next time. . .

Overlord: Let's hit the road.

Yuji: Come back next year. I need a complete good horn. I can't die as soon as I get out. That's nonsense.

Overlord: You should hit the road.

Yuji: I come every day for a year. It's easy.

Overlord: Hurry up.

Yuji: That's not true.

Overlord: Ah ~ ~ ~

Yuji: Hey! ! ! , this zha also changed to concubine not bully?

Overlord: Then you won't fail. Are you here to kill the overlord in disguise?

Yu Ji: What do I see?

Overlord: This is my sword. This is iron. You can pour it with a touch.

Yu Ji: Ah, it will arrive soon?

Overlord: When will it fall?

Yuji: Then you can kill it again. Don't worry.

Overlord: I still can't fall down after stabbing four or five times.

Yu Ji: It's just that when you touch it, something is wrong.

Overlord: Yes, you must arrive.

Concubine: Love

Overlord: Princess Ai, you can go.

Concubine: Ah ~ ~ ~

Overlord: I haven't cut it yet

Yuji: That doesn't mean you are a fast swordsman.

Overlord: The eyes of the audience are discerning. If I don't touch you, I will fall. Will that work?

Yu Ji: I'm scared to death when I think about it.

Overlord: You have to fall.

Concubine:

Overlord: Fight hard, please.

Yuji: OK.

Overlord: I'll take you there after the Chinese New Year.

Yuji: Ah, ok, let's do it well.

Overlord: Effie, let's go.

Yuji: Ah ~ ~ You ~ ~ Ouch, it's too uncomfortable.

Overlord: Ha, it turns out that Yu Ji died of drinking medicine.

Yu Ji: I didn't think about it. People who watch TV will struggle for a while before they die.

Overlord: What are you fighting for? I'll tell you when to fall, and when to fall, you're finished. Can you act?

Yuji: Yes.

Overlord: If you can't act, change the audience.

Yuji: Can you give me another chance?

Overlord: Last chance.

Yuji: Yes.

Overlord: Call my beloved princess! It's too difficult to do this. Let's leave now.

Yuji: Play dirty with me.

Overlord: I finally fell, but I really didn't.

Yu Ji: No, overlord, it seems to be off center. I'll give it to you again.

Overlord: Well done.

Concubine:

Overlord: Ah, my beloved princess, my beloved princess. Why is it so heavy! Love princess, how can you let the overlord go?

Yu Ji: Didn't you kill him?

Overlord: Deceive the corpse.

Yu Ji: Then what are you throwing?

Overlord: Who doesn't throw it?

Concubine: overlord

Overlord: Princess Love

Yuji: I have one last thing to say.

Overlord: Princess Love

Yu Ji: I hope we can have an afterlife.

Overlord: Yes.

Yu Ji: If there is an afterlife, I hope I can be a princess.

Overlord: Then I will be a general.

Yuji: I dance for you, too. Let's create beautiful myths in the afterlife.

Overlord: (singing a myth) Dreamer, familiar face hole, you are my gentle waiting. .....