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Princess: Help! Help!
Demon: Haha! Just scream! No one will come to save you!
Nobody: Princess! I'm coming to save you!
Demon: What?
What: devil, what do you want me to do?
You called me: Why should I fuck that guy?
That guy: I told you to do it, not me!
M: Why should I be fucked?
Me: Who? Who wants to fuck me? Damn it!
Damn it: hey!
Hello: What's the matter?
M: Fuck me again?
And: don't grow anything, okay?
What: devil, what do you want me to do?
Ma: So you are behind this!
What the hell are you: ah! It's been discovered!
-At this time, the horse really fought with you. .....
Devil: Who the hell are you?
What the hell are you: huh? People from Taiwan Province Province, of course!
Of course: who said that! I am obviously Japanese!
Who: Did I say that?
I clearly: Oh! So you are Japanese too! Hometown! Hometown!
Oh: no! I'm French!
You too: I'm Indian ... when did I become Japanese?
Don: I'm from New Zealand!
Me: Wow ~ ~ ~ Who am I?
What am I: ㄟ ... We are all earthlings. ...
-I'm surrounded by everyone. .....
Princess: Everyone is fine. Come and help me!
Who: I'm going to buy soy sauce. I have no time. Maybe next time!
Me: Huh? Buy soy sauce?
Demon: Shut up! No one can stop them?
Nobody: although I was the first to appear ... I can't do anything!
They: Why did you stop me? I just got out!
Demon: Shut up, too!
You: I ... I haven't said a word yet ...
They: Really ... Aren't you the second brother?
You: Really ... the third child?
They: Brother! ! !
You: Brother! After years of separation, we finally met!
Demon: That's enough! Enough! It's not a super mission! Stop it!
Princess: Hello! Come and help me!
Hello: I am very busy! Let's talk about it next time!
What: I said the devil! What happened to you!
Demon: Why are you still here? Nothing, nothing! You can go now!
You: I haven't even shown up yet! Why do you ask people to leave?
Me: I've been out for a long time!
Somebody else: huh? Is it for me?
Demon: Shit! I'm going crazy! ! !
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