Ten jokes that pit children every day.

1. When I met you in the forest path, I was at a loss. As we get closer, I can't restrain my inner confession: whose puppy?

I dreamed that you were singing last night! Your singing is very sweet, and your sentimental expression touched me. I almost vowed to love you for 10 thousand years, but I dare not, because you are singing to a donkey: I will be you when I grow up!

3. "You go! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The better you treat me, the more painful I am ... fly away, dead mosquito! "

Due to the ugly appearance of your mobile phone, Beijing Telecom has stopped for you. Please stop the machine before the end of this month.

5. The four ideals of pigs: all the fences around them are removed, and the feed falls from the sky. The butcher of the world is dead, and the people of the whole country believe in Islam.

6. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, and divorce is a great awareness! No lover is a waste, but many lovers are animals!

7. The hunter found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is thinking, too

8. Rooster and hen hatch chicks. There is something wrong with this chicken's thinking. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. Cock hen observes stupid chickens. Silly chicken is not paying attention, looking down at the mobile phone!

9. Please read aloud: When you lie on a plum, you smell the flowers, but when you lie on a branch, you hate it. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

1 1. Your smile is sweet, your anger is lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart. Is it very touching? You pig.

12. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

13. I wish you a fortune and set foot on Marlboro, and your career is Hongtashan. Your lover is better than Ashima, and your financial resources are all over Greater China!

16. Your five senses look good separately, but they can distinguish animals when combined.

17. In order to test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone passing through Chun Lv, dark stone passing through Chun Zhu.

18. Early warning of mobile phone self-check: there is virus in mobile phone. Please delete all phone numbers and short messages in your mobile phone within 15 seconds, or your sim card will burn your mobile phone.

19. Although you don't have the appearance of a pig, you definitely have the temperament of a pig! ! !

20. Tell me, son! Is it a one-on-one fight or a group fight? Fight! We will fight you one by one! One-on-one, you choose us!

The driver picked up an old woman in the middle of the night. The woman said slowly, do you like apples? Driver: Yes. W: I liked it before I died. The driver turned pale. "But I don't like it after giving birth."

24. Some people always speak ill of you in front of me. Some people say that you are dirty and lazy, some people say that you are fat and stupid, and some people say that you are idle all day. I finally can't help but take the blame for you: don't eat pork if you have the ability!

26. An old farmer went to the garage and took out 2000 yuan, saying that he wanted to buy a Santana. The clerk is puzzled: What? Old farmer: Isn't Santana 2000 written at the door? Shop assistant: Oh, you go across the street, and the Mercedes-Benz 600 is there.

27. Remember the day you asked: How do you spell pig in English? I said, Pug. You said: pig. I said the pig is you! But you insist that the pig is me, so you have no choice but to follow you.